Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Yes, DB, you can be minister of internal and external affairs!! Macbeth, I don't seem to be able to uplad any pics, but our badge is the blue peter badge!! Moseeds is the Foriegn Secretary - He is very useful of deferring any arguement the world with have with us!!! Ok, thanks for the promotion. I hope NEVER to let you down unless it is in the Sunday Tabloids. Who on FT is going to fill the big fat dumb Prescott role?
davieG Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Ok, thanks for the promotion. I hope NEVER to let you down unless it is in the Sunday Tabloids. Who on FT is going to fill the big fat dumb Prescott role? I thought you'd been talking yourself into that role!
Master Fox Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Ok, thanks for the promotion. I hope NEVER to let you down unless it is in the Sunday Tabloids. Who on FT is going to fill the big fat dumb Prescott role? I believe I could have the relevant skills to step into this role. I demand to be paid lots of money to shag secretaries and get pissed up and play croquet all day.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 I thought you'd been talking yourself into that role! Only if you play the retard egg-throwing yokel
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 I believe I could have the relevant skills to step into this role. I demand to be paid lots of money to shag secretaries and get pissed up and play croquet all day. It's Singh's decision I'm afraid... and I think there's a number of well-qualified candidates. Personally, I think he should go for trouble makers as they say it's always better to have people pissing out of your tent than pissing in. There again, I'd rather employ people that can use toilets properly like normal folk.
davieG Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Only if you play the retard egg-throwing yokel From my photo album.
Master Fox Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 It's Singh's decision I'm afraid... and I think there's a number of well-qualified candidates. Personally, I think he should go for trouble makers as they say it's always better to have people pissing out of your tent than pissing in. There again, I'd rather employ people that can use toilets properly like normal folk. I don’t know? Pissing into else’s tent can be quite amusing.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 I don’t know? Pissing into else’s tent can be quite amusing. You didn't go to the Phoenix Festival back in 1994 by any chance did you?
Master Fox Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 You didn't go to the Phoenix Festival back in 1994 by any chance did you? Yeah I might of done! Why did you get wet??
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 Chancellor required: One bumbling FT oaf from one of the regions who pretends to be good with money - whereas in reality we all know that the economy just looks after itself so you don't need much talent. The ability to be very dull is absolute. Desirable: ability to make women 20 years younger pregnant, hip to the latest young people sounds
Dr The Singh Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Disco Bob, you have been doing a great job, my Deputy (Macbeth = prescott in disguise) has been lazing around, getting driven in 3 jags, and staying over in some billionaires mansion selling our future!! But, macbeth has kept up the team in sleeping with his secretary(even though she is ugly), welldone Macbeth!!! Master Fox, I have many positions that need filling, remember loads of power wealth, sex drugs and more sex, and punishing the people is involved!!!
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 Disco Bob, you have been doing a great job, my Deputy (Macbeth = prescott in disguise) has been lazing around, getting driven in 3 jags, and staying over in some billionaires mansion selling our future!! But, macbeth has kept up the team in sleeping with his secretary(even though she is ugly), welldone Macbeth!!! Master Fox, I have many positions that need filling, remember loads of power wealth, sex drugs and more sex, and punishing the people is involved!!! What about someone to be all wordy on late night news programs? And someone to do dodgy deals with arms and chemical companies? And someone to get up close and personal with Bush Jnr?
macbeth Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Disco Bob, you have been doing a great job, my Deputy (Macbeth = prescott in disguise) has been lazing around, getting driven in 3 jags, and staying over in some billionaires mansion selling our future!! But, macbeth has kept up the team in sleeping with his secretary(even though she is ugly), welldone Macbeth!!! Master Fox, I have many positions that need filling, remember loads of power wealth, sex drugs and more sex, and punishing the people is involved!!! i've not been lazing around........i do alot of unseen work, greasing poles /oiling wheels etc ...thanks for the deputy's badge
crazy horse Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Shocking. i find it deeply shocking too from deeply shocked and disgusted of tunbridge wells
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 Shocking. Ah, but sadly predictable in todays political arena. What you have to ask yourself Leesoh is 'do you want change?' because if the answer is 'yes' then we are the party to give it to you. We will not sit idly by and watch people being forced to carry large denominational pieces of paper when everybody should have bulging pockets of coins. CHANGE FOR EVERYONE is our battlecry; BIG BULGING POCKETS OF CHANGE!
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Ah, but sadly predictable in todays political arena. What you have to ask yourself Leesoh is 'do you want change?' because if the answer is 'yes' then we are the party to give it to you. We will not sit idly by and watch people being forced to carry large denominational pieces of paper when everybody should have bulging pockets of coins. CHANGE FOR EVERYONE is our battlecry; BIG BULGING POCKETS OF CHANGE! i know someone who went for change and they lost a bulge in their pocket area
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 i know someone who went for change and they lost a bulge in their pocket area Well, that is just the kind of thing that we should be changing then. Anyone getting castrated should be given a bags FULL of balls as a substitute. No one should be placed in a position where they have nothing to scratch or adjust in public. In fact, some of the bags of balls could be slightly wiffy, in that wiffy rubber manner, so that the scratchee could then sniff their fingers afterwards. SWINGING SMELLY BAGS OF BALLS FOR EVERYONE!
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 i find it deeply shocking too from deeply shocked and disgusted of tunbridge wells You're not from TW!
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 You're not from TW! why not? isn't he shocked and disgusted enough "disgusted" of tunbridge wells is quite a large clan actually; not as some may imagine just one person
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 In The Singh's Party, we may all be from Tunbridge Wells. Never let it be said that The Singh does not stand to give us the right to feel utterly disgusted wheresoever we may hail from. Upon election, all towns will change their name to Royal Tunbridge Wells, thereby getting rid of many horrible inner city deprivation zones. Thus, at a stroke, Britain is great again. ROYAL TUNBRIDGE SWELLS BAGS OF FUN FOR EVERYONE!
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 In The Singh's Party, we may all be from Tunbridge Wells. Never let it be said that The Singh does not stand to give us the right to feel utterly disgusted wheresoever we may hail from. Upon election, all towns will change their name to Royal Tunbridge Wells, thereby getting rid of many horrible inner city deprivation zones. Thus, at a stroke, Britain is great again. ROYAL TUNBRIDGE SWELLS BAGS OF FUN FOR EVERYONE! in the light of this recent statement regarding "ROYAL" tunbridge wells; as an ardent anti royalist i feel i must resign; its rather like sending your opening batsmen to the crease, only for them to find, as the first balls are being bowled, that their bats have been broken before the game by the team captain". I call on others to "consider their own response to the tragic conflict of loyalties with which I have myself wrestled for perhaps too long". howe could you do it geoffrey?
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 in the light of this recent statement regarding "ROYAL" tunbridge wells; as an ardent anti royalist i feel i must resign; its rather like sending your opening batsmen to the crease, only for them to find, as the first balls are being bowled, that their bats have been broken before the game by the team captain". I call on others to "consider their own response to the tragic conflict of loyalties with which I have myself wrestled for perhaps too long". howe could you do it geoffrey? It is with deep sadness that we must announce that MacBeth has, after a long period of reflection, decided that he wishes to spend more time with his family. We would like to convey to concerned voters that the position will be filled with immediate effect by Freund as we believe he has the ability to pull everyone together and make lots of friends ( ) With reference to earlier rumours, it is totally untrue that MacBeth was in anyway involved in receiving payments in return for posts and we challenge the newspapers to prove otherwise. Likewise, any twisted tale about him and drugs, rent boys, George Michael and some toilets in Bognor is the made up work of a disgraced party hoping to discredit anything he may wish to say about us. We would like to extend our best wishes on to MacBeth in whatever venture he may wish to pursue next, and categorically deny any and all accusations he may make in the future. In line with most parties in crisis we will shortly be issuing statements about 'getting tough on crime' and 'immigration'.
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Oh, and we need our badge back... i need it to get into places cheap; madame tussauds and that
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