Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 With so many keyboard buttons being pressed ~ how come businesses don't use it to generate electricity. I think I must be able to wack out a couple of kilowatts per days contribution on FT alone! Also, how about a motion generator that young couples could attach to themselves when getting intimate? It would certainly help meet those large monthly mortgage payments that young couples struggle with if they could just recycle their jiggy into joules.
billabob Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 With so many keyboard buttons being pressed ~ how come businesses don't use it to generate electricity. I think I must be able to wack out a couple of kilowatts per days contribution on FT alone! Also, how about a motion generator that young couples could attach to themselves when getting intimate? It would certainly help meet those large monthly mortgage payments that young couples struggle with if they could just recycle their jiggy into joules. The typing idea is a good on, the intimacy one though, im not so sure, i dont think my girlfriends naked body would have the desired effect if she had wires all over her to source the energy or say, a turbine coming out of her back that then plugs into things!
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Author Posted 27 July 2006 The typing idea is a good on, the intimacy one though, im not so sure, i dont think my girlfriends naked body would have the desired effect if she had wires all over her to source the energy or say, a turbine coming out of her back that then plugs into things! Well, there's the benefit of age...there's nothing I'd love more from my nocturnal recreation than to be able to power a decent DVD to watch ~ or maybe even boil a kettle for a nice cuppa afterwards. Oh - hang on a minute - maybe the smiley should have been more like
stez Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Well, there's the benefit of age...there's nothing I'd love more from my nocturnal recreation than to be able to power a decent DVD to watch ~ or maybe even boil a kettle for a nice cuppa afterwards. Oh - hang on a minute - maybe the smiley should have been more like your kettle boils quickly!
crazy horse Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 hamsters in wheels .........now that could be a great untapped source of energy
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 hamsters in wheels .........now that could be a great untapped source of energy I'm thinking you should become Energy Minister in The Singhs New Model Party
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 I'm thinking you should become Energy Minister in The Singhs New Model Party I'd say he's a shoe in. Whatever that means.
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 I'd say he's a shoe in. Whatever that means. ...which makes you Minister for Footwear.
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 the mad mustang will have to known as boxer (horse; animal farm) Boxer, in the allegory of the novel, directly relates to the working class who laboured under strenuous and exceedingly difficult conditions throughout the communist regime with the hope that their work would result in a more prosperous life further on in their future. Boxer represents this clearly at points when he utters such quotes as, "I will work harder," in response to any sort of difficulty. In the context of the story, this also allows Boxer to become a tool of propaganda to be used by Napoleon and his regime later on once Boxer has been murdered to pay for a crate of whisky for the pigs. he's in ........at least we get a crate of whiskey out of it
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Author Posted 28 July 2006 the mad mustang will have to known as boxer (horse; animal farm) Boxer, in the allegory of the novel, directly relates to the working class who laboured under strenuous and exceedingly difficult conditions throughout the communist regime with the hope that their work would result in a more prosperous life further on in their future. Boxer represents this clearly at points when he utters such quotes as, "I will work harder," in response to any sort of difficulty. In the context of the story, this also allows Boxer to become a tool of propaganda to be used by Napoleon and his regime later on once Boxer has been murdered to pay for a crate of whisky for the pigs. he's in ........at least we get a crate of whiskey out of it I think you've been and drunk the bugger
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