Janx Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 If you do pop around make sure you give notice as 'Tea' is not just Tea (at The Singhs or any Singh for that matter) it's alot more......, Tea (the drink) is just a formality or appetizer..............biscuits are usually for show only, samosa's and bhaji's take centre stage. Tea is drank very fast because traditionally after the tea the beers come out after which maybe the whisky bottle.................... witnessed this recently....samosas so light they could have been made from the gossamer from angel's wings!
Nationwider Posted 31 July 2006 Author Posted 31 July 2006 If you do pop around make sure you give notice as 'Tea' is not just Tea (at The Singhs or any Singh for that matter) it's alot more......, Tea (the drink) is just a formality or appetizer..............biscuits are usually for show only, samosa's and bhaji's take centre stage. Tea is drank very fast because traditionally after the tea the beers come out after which maybe the whisky bottle.................... A brew, a cursory biscuit or two, a massive wodge of samosas, beers, whisky!!! That's my kinda tea-break!
Scow Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Apparently I am, despite the copious amounts of sugar I consume. Anyone care for a fruit pastille? You can have anhy colour but the red ones, they are mine....all mine...... Some for me as well.
lookwhaticando Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 I drink lots of tea at work. This is beacuse it makes me piss. The more tea I drink the more I have to piss, while I am pissing I am not working, this is a good thing. No biscuits, these absorb liquid that would otherwise end up in the bladder. :laugh: Tried that once myself. Unfortunately I am cursed with amazing water retention, so I'd have to drink copious amounts for just one trip to the non-work facilities. By then it's clocking-off time. On the other hand, you could pretend to go for a piss every 20 minutes. As long as nobody follows you for a chat, you're safe. :pinch:
Daggers Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 :laugh: Tried that once myself. Unfortunately I am cursed with amazing water retention, so I'd have to drink copious amounts for just one trip to the non-work facilities. By then it's clocking-off time. On the other hand, you could pretend to go for a piss every 20 minutes. As long as nobody follows you for a chat, you're safe. :pinch: Why not try one of those water backpacks favoured by touring cyclists? You could easily place it under a baggy shirt and have a tube strapped to your John Thomas. Literally hours could be spent in the luxurious surroundings of the company loo.
lookwhaticando Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Why not try one of those water backpacks favoured by touring cyclists? You could easily place it under a baggy shirt and have a tube strapped to your John Thomas. Literally hours could be spent in the luxurious surroundings of the company loo. Depends where you work. If you're a mere cubicle dweller with no authority, chances are the bog is no nicer than your cubicle. If you've got some power, you can soon fix that. A man with a bog that's more flash than his office is a man with plenty of sway within the company ranks If the quality of your facilities are questionable at best, it's time to suck up to senior management. But if you do ever get to use superior facilities, remember that you're not "going for a piss" but: going on a porcelain cruise Can't rock the boat with crude language :pinch:
Guest Posted 1 August 2006 Posted 1 August 2006 Some for me as well. Don't think I haven't noticed. It's all been chalked up and added to the list. <_<
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