Nationwider Posted 29 July 2006 Posted 29 July 2006 A nice mug or cup, preferably a light-coloured one. Yorkshire Tea, loose leaf if you've got the time, but let's face it - who has? So bags are good. Strong please. Give it a good mash. A drop of milk. No sugar. Biscuits are good. Don't go mad - bourbon or custard creams, or a workmanlike digestive will suffice. If we're in the cake-zone, Battenburg goes very well with a brew. Please avoid the following: Weak or excessively milky tea. Really cheapo tea bags. Pink wafer biscuits. Serving the tea in a terrine or lasagne dish. Thank you.
stez Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 A nice mug or cup, preferably a light-coloured one. Yorkshire Tea, loose leaf if you've got the time, but let's face it - who has? So bags are good. Strong please. Give it a good mash. A drop of milk. No sugar. Biscuits are good. Don't go mad - bourbon or custard creams, or a workmanlike digestive will suffice. If we're in the cake-zone, Battenburg goes very well with a brew. Please avoid the following: Weak or excessively milky tea. Really cheapo tea bags. Pink wafer biscuits. Serving the tea in a terrine or lasagne dish. Thank you. i had all that prepared, i case you came round. not easy at 1am. and you never turned up you cad! pink wafers next time for you sonny jim!
Daggers Posted 30 July 2006 Posted 30 July 2006 A nice mug or cup, preferably a light-coloured one. Yorkshire Tea, loose leaf if you've got the time, but let's face it - who has? So bags are good. Strong please. Give it a good mash. A drop of milk. No sugar. Biscuits are good. Don't go mad - bourbon or custard creams, or a workmanlike digestive will suffice. If we're in the cake-zone, Battenburg goes very well with a brew. Please avoid the following: Weak or excessively milky tea. Really cheapo tea bags. Pink wafer biscuits. Serving the tea in a terrine or lasagne dish. Thank you. ...and how long would Sir like his chair sat on to bring it to temperature?
Nationwider Posted 30 July 2006 Author Posted 30 July 2006 Tea must have copious amounts of sugar. You can make do with some Nice biscuits you Focker. I try to bring a little decorum to General Cat, and look what happens.
macbeth Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 I try to bring a little decorum to General Cat, and look what happens. general cat ..........who is general cat.........i've heard of general dogsbody
Nationwider Posted 31 July 2006 Author Posted 31 July 2006 general cat ..........who is general cat.........i've heard of general dogsbody Not many people know that General Chat was actually intended to be a discussion group for French cat owners. Its obvious strayed away from intended purpose. General Chien went ages ago.
macbeth Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Not many people know that General Chat was actually intended to be a discussion group for French cat owners. Its obvious strayed away from intended purpose. General Chien went ages ago. in the same vein most folk think of chat-eau as a castle in a wine region whereas it actually means cat's piss
The People's Hero Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 I try to bring a little decorum to General Cat, and look what happens. Wouldn't have happened if I were here my partner in crime (we'll never do time, a sentence for us has to end in a rhyme). TPH - Keeping threads out of the gutter and maintaining a sense of decorum in GC since 31st July 2006. Forever fighting the good fight (mop in hand). OLE!
Janx Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Tea must have copious amounts of sugar. You really are a healthy little scrotlet arent you!
The People's Hero Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 It's gotta be strong. Not overly-milked. Tip of a tea spoon of sugar. Stem ginger/oat flapjack cookies from M&S please. Bish bash bosh, job's a wholesome goodun. How very English sir.
The People's Hero Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Strong but milky for me please, no sugar. Ta very much Would you care for a biscuit?
Daggers Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 If it isn't Lady Grey or Lapsangsushong then, quite frankly, I will not be coming ... French Fancies or not.
Katy Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Would you care for a biscuit? Me and food aren't getting on so well at the moment but a chocolate digestive would be lovely so as not to be rude
The People's Hero Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Yesterday I had the best cup of tea ever as part of the best cricket tea ever at one of the most beautiful grounds in Kent. And we stuffed the opposition. Bloody nice crowd. And I got thoroughly tanked up in their lovely country pub afterwards. Have that you cricket-naysayers!
Katy Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 chocolate fingers and fairy cakes anyone? Me please, chocolate fingers rock and those Aunt Bessies Fairy cakes that you put in the oven and cook yourself
The People's Hero Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 Chocolate Fingers are over-rated. They are the physical embodiment of shameless mediocrity. Nothing lifts them above the ordinary. Joyless biscuitry.
Guest Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 You really are a healthy little scrotlet arent you! Apparently I am, despite the copious amounts of sugar I consume.Anyone care for a fruit pastille? You can have anhy colour but the red ones, they are mine....all mine......
Manwell Pablo Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 I drink lots of tea at work. This is beacuse it makes me piss. The more tea I drink the more I have to piss, while I am pissing I am not working, this is a good thing. No biscuits, these absorb liquid that would otherwise end up in the bladder.
Dr The Singh Posted 31 July 2006 Posted 31 July 2006 If you do pop around make sure you give notice as 'Tea' is not just Tea (at The Singhs or any Singh for that matter) it's alot more......, Tea (the drink) is just a formality or appetizer..............biscuits are usually for show only, samosa's and bhaji's take centre stage. Tea is drank very fast because traditionally after the tea the beers come out after which maybe the whisky bottle....................
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