Daggers Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 KM, I'm lost now. Who's go is it? If we don't start this soon then I'm going to have to go and have my tea.
Knighton Matt Posted 10 August 2006 Author Posted 10 August 2006 A day WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU HAVE BEEN WITHOUT A BIT OF THE OTHER (SINCE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY)? Since about February this year. I think I've lost any ounce of sex appeal I ever had. My balls are like oranges. Seriously. Half a day whats the longest youve gone without blinking? I just tried and lasted a matter of seconds. Sadly many women will testify to this. Refer to my answer above. What's the longest you've run without stopping?
Knighton Matt Posted 10 August 2006 Author Posted 10 August 2006 yeah <_< You wouldn't be the first. I tend to overhype the length somewhat. Care to correct me?
golden gordon Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 KM, I'm lost now. Who's go is it? If we don't start this soon then I'm going to have to go and have my tea. whats the longest time you've been lost and not had any tea?
golden gordon Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 You wouldn't be the first. I tend to overhype the length somewhat. Care to correct me? the bootlace worm is the worlds longest animal and can grow up to 180 feet ; that means in length not 180 feet like at the end of your legs
Daggers Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 Now, I didn't see either of your get around to posting any decent questions... That's it - I'm off to do the kids teatime. Soup all round. What's the longest you've made a meal last?
davieG Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 What's the longest it's taken a thread to get going properly?
Wils Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 What's the longest it's taken a thread to get going properly? 2 Pages Whats the longest youve taken on the toilet?
davieG Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 2 Pages Whats the longest youve taken on the toilet? 2 pages (of the footy programme The Matchday Magazine)
golden gordon Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 Since about February this year. I think I've lost any ounce of sex appeal I ever had. My balls are like oranges. Seriously. what do you mean ? who told you they were like oranges and why were they tasting them ........or can you lick your own balls ?
Daggers Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 I think KM is refering to the hairless dimpled nature of his orbs. Erm, I assume.
Daggers Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 It's because he left it unattended. He bought this little thread into the world and left it hanging about on its own without a thought as to how it would grow, or what nasty men would suddenly appear out of nowhere to try and make it their own. I think an example should be made of him.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 It's because he left it unattended. He bought this little thread into the world and left it hanging about on its own without a thought as to how it would grow, or what nasty men would suddenly appear out of nowhere to try and make it their own. I think an example should be made of him. Seconded. Get the Cillit Bang.
The People's Hero Posted 10 August 2006 Posted 10 August 2006 Seconded. Get the Cillit Bang. Clit Bang? Sounds interesting.
Knighton Matt Posted 11 August 2006 Author Posted 11 August 2006 Clit Bang? Sounds interesting. I concur. What's the longest you've left a thread unattended and did it turn into a complete shambles like this one?
Knighton Matt Posted 13 August 2006 Author Posted 13 August 2006 This thread is unrivalled in terms of its legendary status...
Daggers Posted 13 August 2006 Posted 13 August 2006 This thread is unrivalled in terms of its legendary status... You just keep posting on it to keep it near the top ~ you're cheating. My free-form crap thread was far superior with regards its chaotic and incoherent nature. You sir are a charlatan!
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