Daggers Posted 14 August 2006 Posted 14 August 2006 Following on from a link in Teeno's thread Things I don't understand got started off with an advert to buy some used knickers. So TIDU: What is exciting about used knickers? Why we can't have retirement on credit when we're young and work when we're older? Why healthy food tastes crap and crap food tastes great? Caravans! Those toilets in France without any toilet! Sandwich prices at motorway service areas! Why fresh fruit juice costs more than the juice they have to treat and process? Why people find science and maths boring? Why my wife can't read a map? Krzysztof Kieslowski's Colours trilogy! What billionaires have to get from owning English football clubs?
Guest Posted 14 August 2006 Posted 14 August 2006 What is exciting about used knickers?You can buy them in Japan, from dispenser mahines, apparently. They get them from girl's boarding schools. Why though? I cannae answer that. Why we can't have retirement on credit when we're young and work when we're older? I think we know why, we just won't be bothered. Be honest! Why healthy food tastes crap and crap food tastes great? Sod's law, I guess. Caravans!This should be in the minor irritations thread. Those toilets in France without any toilet!Basically, the French are weird. Sandwich prices at motorway service areas!Because you have nowhere else to go. Why fresh fruit juice costs more than the juice they have to treat and process?Because it is healthy and good for you, forcing you to stick to the unhealthy but more tasty options. Why people find science and maths boring?I blame the teachers. Why my wife can't read a map?Do you mind if I duck out of this one? Krzysztof Kieslowski's Colours trilogy!Thankfully, I don't know! What billionaires have to get from owning English football clubs?Some amusement. Just think of the fun when they leave!
davieG Posted 14 August 2006 Posted 14 August 2006 Following on from a link in Teeno's threadThings I don't understand got started off with an advert to buy some used knickers. So TIDU: What is exciting about used knickers? I guess it depends on what they've been used for, they look pretty exciting when used as bunting at Christmas. Why we can't have retirement on credit when we're young and work when we're older? Because I would have missed out Why healthy food tastes crap and crap food tastes great? I prefer healthy food Caravans! Never been to a desert to see one Those toilets in France without any toilet! Because they are all exhibitionists at heart Sandwich prices at motorway service areas! Not just sandwiches Why fresh fruit juice costs more than the juice they have to treat and process? Because the fresh fruit juice process is more labour intensive all those feet crushing the juices out Why people find science and maths boring? I don't, I just wasn't very good at it upto the age of 16 Why my wife can't read a map? I'm glad she doesn't navigate for me then, my wife can navigate she just can't see the map Krzysztof Kieslowski's Colours trilogy! It's all black & white to me What billionaires have to get from owning English football clubs? Power over the masses, the nearest they'll get to being a dictator of a country
Daggers Posted 14 August 2006 Author Posted 14 August 2006 What is exciting about used knickers?I guess it depends on what they've been used for, they look pretty exciting when used as bunting at Christmas. I SO want an invite to come around to your house next festive season. :laugh:
Flagg Posted 14 August 2006 Posted 14 August 2006 So TIDU: Krzysztof Kieslowski's Colours trilogy! Oh yes, brilliant films. Blue is most enjoyable
davieG Posted 14 August 2006 Posted 14 August 2006 I SO want an invite to come around to your house next festive season. :laugh: Not my house, the Community Centre after the Womens Institute have decorated it all sizes all colours, what a site to behold, what an imagination I have, or was it just a dream and it was really the next door neighbour's washing line
Daggers Posted 14 August 2006 Author Posted 14 August 2006 I don't understand how Disco Bob got to be a Mod S E X
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