DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 so take off all your clothes I'm already naked. My boss is looking at me funny. I think I'm fired.
lookwhaticando Posted 28 August 2006 Posted 28 August 2006 I'm already naked. My boss is looking at me funny. I think I'm fired. Oh my. I think you're taking the company's casual dress policy a bit too literally. Good on you, though!
Janx Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 I knew she was a lovely laydee luvva! the clues were there if you cared to look...lets all have a love in... anything goes... actually count me out, im just NOT the sex god I used to be...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 August 2006 Author Posted 29 August 2006 Alex [ikokopops] [date=Aug 28 2006, 10:59 PM' post='385280]Ah, well here they have 3 bins. Your black bin (Domestic Waste) gets emptied one week, and your Brown bin (green waste) gets emptied the next. The Recycling bin gets emptied every two weeks too, but depending on where you live in the district it gets done the same day as your black bin or the same day as your brown bin. It works out here though because half the rubbish people used to put in the black bin gets stuck in the recycling bin so you only need it emptying every two weeks instead of every week. I'm gonna stop there, I could talk about bins all day. I'm an exciting chap to have a drink with. Form an orderly queue ladies. EDIT: Bastard square brackets.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Form an orderly queue ladies. EDIT: Bastard square brackets. I'm a real lady killer. Emptied green waste bins today. Someone had some paper in theirs. We didn't take it.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 You offering? Not if your gonna fall asleep on me wils!!!!!
Wils Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Not if your gonna fall asleep on me wils!!!!! Ill try not to. Where you taking me?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 August 2006 Author Posted 29 August 2006 Ill try not to. Where you taking me? I wouldn't ask questions like that on here if I was you.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 I wouldn't ask questions like that on here if I was you. Why, Fezz?????????
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 August 2006 Author Posted 29 August 2006 Why, Fezz????????? Ok, where will you be taking him then?
Dr The Singh Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Ok, where will you be taking him then? Wils is classy so I was thinking burger king or mcdoanlds, no super sizing though!!!
Wils Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Wils is classy so I was thinking burger king or mcdoanlds, no super sizing though!!! Happy meal would be fine Singh.
Knighton Matt Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Would anyone like to know my vital statistics?
lookwhaticando Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Would anyone like to know my vital statistics? I'm guessing you're a 32DD. Close? :laugh:
cisono Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 Would anyone like to know my vital statistics? Hmm not too sure what you mean there
Knighton Matt Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 I'm guessing you're a 32DD. Close? :laugh: I'm more of a 'C-cup' man. Anything more than a handful is a waste and all that
lookwhaticando Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 I'm more of a 'C-cup' man. Anything more than a handful is a waste and all that You're a 32C, then? Good stuff. Can I play with them? I'll take you out to dinner first, naturally.
Knighton Matt Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 You're a 32C, then? Good stuff. Can I play with them? I'll take you out to dinner first, naturally. That's effectively prostitution with the currency being food (p.s how the hell did you find out my pulling tactics?!)
cisono Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 You're a 32C, then? Good stuff. Can I play with them? I'll take you out to dinner first, naturally. From his posts, I reckon he might actually say yes and probably even on a first date
lookwhaticando Posted 29 August 2006 Posted 29 August 2006 That's effectively prostitution with the currency being food (p.s how the hell did you find out my pulling tactics?!) Remember that dodgy looking girl you went out with about a year ago? Looked a bit like a bloke in drag... SURPRISE!
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