golden gordon Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 the bloke on the ladder fell off when he realised it wasn't propped against anything
Dr The Singh Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 the bloke on the ladder fell off when he realised it wasn't propped against anything or he fell on the naked lady and accidently performed a sexual act??????
golden gordon Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 or he fell on the naked lady and accidently performed a sexual act?????? thats always happening to me, i'm so careless sometimes when naked ladies are around
Dr The Singh Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 thats always happening to me, i'm so careless sometimes when naked ladies are around Is it something you can teach me to do without getting caught!!!!
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Rectal damage? GBH in his anus? I'm with KM on this one... That guy's about to get 8 inches of pipe lodged up his jacksie. I bet he's one of these people that enjoys that kinda thing, anyway.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 I'm with KM on this one... That guy's about to get 8 inches of pipe lodged up his jacksie. I bet he's one of these people that enjoys that kinda thing, anyway. I think the guy with the snorkel is gay and on the prowl. The guy on the slide is actually slowly backing away up the slide from his advances.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 I think the guy with the snorkel is gay and on the prowl. The guy on the slide is actually slowly backing away up the slide from his advances. He can't be slowing down... look at the slide, particularly the bit behind him - it's been waxed/lubricated. The guy is speeding towards that pipe, he's going to take it like a champ, one way or another. So that's how conversion happens.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 He can't be slowing down... look at the slide, particularly the bit behind him - it's been waxed/lubricated. The guy is speeding towards that pipe, he's going to take it like a champ, one way or another. So that's how conversion happens. So Knighton Matt tells me.
Knighton Matt Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 So Knighton Matt tells me. I am getting quite concerned by the amount of times I have had to declare to the forum that I am violently heterosexual
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 I am getting quite concerned by the amount of times I have had to declare to the forum that I am violently heterosexual Hahaha violently heterosexual, great wordplay. Masturbating furiously is another good one.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 I am getting quite concerned by the amount of times I have had to declare to the forum that I am violently heterosexual You can be heterosexual and still love cock... ... if you're a woman. C'mon KM, time to fess up - you're a right fit bird, aren't you?
cisono Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Even my mum laughed at this one (even though she didn't hazard a guess)
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Even my mum laughed at this one (even though she didn't hazard a guess) It is rather amusing no matter what happens. I'm changing my answer. The guy with the snorkel hears the guy coming down the slide shouting, so he turns around to look. Rather than giving the slide bloke some pipe, he takes a face full of crotch from him. :pinch:
cisono Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Rather than giving the slide bloke some pipe, he takes a face full of crotch from him. :pinch: I know you live in Canada but... do you really need to remind us that often!?!?!
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 I know you live in Canada but... do you really need to remind us that often!?!?! Not for the first time this month, your humour just went wayyyyyyyy above my head.
cisono Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Not for the first time this month, your humour just went wayyyyyyyy above my head. Luckily, we are at the end of the month I'd have been worried if you'd said this on 2nd Sept, say!
lookwhaticando Posted 30 August 2006 Posted 30 August 2006 Luckily, we are at the end of the month I'd have been worried if you'd said this on 2nd Sept, say! And still I'm no closer to know what the hell you were saying two or three posts back
Rincewind Posted 31 August 2006 Posted 31 August 2006 Is not the snorkel flexeble? It would just bend. The ladder the other bloke is on is fixed into the sand. I've just realised I may have killed the joke off.
cisono Posted 31 August 2006 Posted 31 August 2006 Is not the snorkel flexeble? It would just bend. Are you suggesting that the snorkel would bend and then propel the guy back up the water slide?
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