Suffolk_fox Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 This afternoon... I handed in my notice. Been here for 4 1/2 years, so I think it was time for a change. I start my new job next week, can't wait!!
Alexikokopops Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 Surely with an accountant and an insurance man we could be making a bundle of money. All we need now is a talentless slob someone who works in marketing and a couple of fit PAs with big tits and we're away, right? I can be the hot totty, my man breasts are larger than the average.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 ' date='Sep 4 2006, 04:48 PM' post='389743']I can be the hot totty, my man breasts are larger than the average. Urine. I mean.. 'You're In'.
Knighton Matt Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 Surely with an accountant and an insurance man we could be making a bundle of money. All we need now is a talentless slob someone who works in marketing and a couple of fit PAs with big tits and we're away, right? Fetch sounds a bit like it would involve some kind of physical activity. I prefer "take delivery of" as this can be open-ended to include sitting there while the fat old sandwich woman sidles up and plonks her load down on my desk (and leaves the sandwiches in the kitchen.) I can be the hot totty, my man breasts are larger than the average. Can we get a fitty in to do payroll and Human Resources? It's not like HR do anything worthwhile anyway so the fitter the better let's not get bogged down in the nitty gritty e.g. whether she's got any GCSE's yeah?
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 No qualifications necessary. Proficiency and willingness in field of 'accidental' flashing and pedigree in cocksuckery preferred.
Knighton Matt Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 In follow up to my original post I learnt two interesting facts from my barber. a) Where the two new Leicester Tigers Argentinian/Italian props live. b) Where one of the member's of Kasabian's dad lives. Both very near my house. Might do some Knighton star-spotting later.
Knighton Matt Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 No qualifications necessary. Proficiency and willingness in field of 'accidental' flashing and pedigree in cocksuckery preferred. Excellent use of the word pedigree. Cracking delivery. Have a payrise.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 Excellent use of the word pedigree. Cracking delivery. Have a payrise. And one for you sir. Blimey, this running-a-business malarky is easy. PA, I appear to have dropped my stapler, kindly bend and pick it up.... oooh, wait till I've readied my camera phone.
billabob Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 just to get the thread back on track...... I will mostly be having a haircut and hanging the washing out. Can anyone beat that for sheer brilliance? mine was spent in bed with the gf so yea i can beat that!
Knighton Matt Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 And one for you sir. Blimey, this running-a-business malarky is easy. PA, I appear to have dropped my stapler, kindly bend and pick it up.... oooh, wait till I've readied my camera phone. As the kokopops monster is currently our only PA due to his man boob proficiency I suggest we step up our recruitment drive before indulging in such business practice. I think we should have a dress down policy on Friday's. Actually sod it in this company every day is a dress down day
Knighton Matt Posted 4 September 2006 Author Posted 4 September 2006 just to get the thread back on track...... mine was spent in bed with the gf so yea i can beat that! Did you beat it??!! Is your girlfriend just lazy or something???
Alexikokopops Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 As the kokopops monster is currently our only PA due to his man boob proficiency I suggest we step up our recruitment drive before indulging in such business practice. I think we should have a dress down policy on Friday's. Actually sod it in this company every day is a dress down day I must confess, my man boobs aren't quote the size I made them out to be. However I WILL attract lots of ladies to use our business with my chiselled jaw and rippling musclular form. Plus sexually confused men if you fancy a change. We can sort out an attractive female PA to be my partner in due time, there won't be a shortage of them clamoring to work with me.
The People's Hero Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 just to get the thread back on track...... mine was spent in bed with the gf so yea i can beat that! Shagging? I remember that..
Alexikokopops Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 Shagging? I remember that.. A long, long time ago... I can still remember How that music used to make me smile. And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while. A little song I wrote about not having sex in a while.
billabob Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 Did you beat it??!! Is your girlfriend just lazy or something??? i did beat it yes and she's not lazy no! im lazy and happen 2 be larger than her so she just gets bullied into staying in bed
cisono Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 i did beat it yes and she's not lazy no! im lazy and happen 2 be larger than her so she just gets bullied into staying in bed I do hope she is over 16
billabob Posted 4 September 2006 Posted 4 September 2006 I do hope she is over 16 yea she's same age as me, 18 so all legal and above board
lookwhaticando Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 i did beat it yes and she's not lazy no! im lazy and happen 2 be larger than her so she just gets bullied into staying in bed A true romantic in action! I do hope she is over 16 That wasn't a very nice thing to say. yea she's same age as me, 18 so all legal and above board I suppose the line "You're only as old as the woman you feel" has been proven true again.
cisono Posted 5 September 2006 Posted 5 September 2006 yea she's same age as me, 18 so all legal and above board Cool Although my mum would certainly have more objections to make. Luckily for you, I am not my mum, so I won't pass them on!
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