Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 How to make friends and influence people What is his game exactly? Is he determined to alienate himself to every football fan in England? I don't get it.
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 How to make friends and influence people What is his game exactly? Is he determined to alienate himself to every football fan in England? I don't get it. Great way to sell a book though!!!!!
Maybes Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 Great way to sell a book though!!!!! And he has the fittest wife ever...
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 And he has the fittest wife ever... Are you talking about me or Ashley Cole??????
Maybes Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 Are you talking about me or Ashley Cole?????? im not sure....depends what hidden talents your wife posseses??
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 im not sure....depends what hidden talents your wife posseses?? She has many, including washing ,cooking , cleaning and bringing me a beer from the fridge..........I bet Ashley Cole couldn't say the same for his wife!!!!!
Maybes Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 She has many, including washing ,cooking , cleaning and bringing me a beer from the fridge..........I bet Ashley Cole couldn't say the same for his wife!!!!! seems just the job!! House robot.
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 seems just the job!! House robot. SSHHhhhhhhhh!!! Nobody knows my wife is really a bot............she's actually made in Taiwan!!! I hope she's not reading this or i'll have more then a football injury to contend with!!!!
Maybes Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 SSHHhhhhhhhh!!! Nobody knows my wife is really a bot............she's actually made in Taiwan!!! I hope she's not reading this or i'll have more then a football injury to contend with!!!! hahaha What do u do for ur pleasure???
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 hahaha What do u do for ur pleasure??? I can't say, she (the mrs) may be on this site!!!!!
lookwhaticando Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 hahaha What do u do for ur pleasure??? He goes to the hospital, and has his testicals sewn back on. ... well he will be doing if his wife is on the prowl
Dr The Singh Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 He goes to the hospital, and has his testicals sewn back on. ... well he will be doing if his wife is on the prowl I don't have any, I have been so many times to the hospital to have them sewn back that the royal have refused to sew them back on!! Plus the mrs has said she's had all the kids and use of em, so she keeps them and uses them for stress balls!!!!
Maybes Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 I don't have any, I have been so many times to the hospital to have them sewn back that the royal have refused to sew them back on!! Plus the mrs has said she's had all the kids and use of em, so she keeps them and uses them for stress balls!!!! Ouch
Jay Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 How to make friends and influence people What is his game exactly? Is he determined to alienate himself to every football fan in England? I don't get it. think he is a complete and utter ar5e!!! read something yesterday when he was saying the Arsenal board were a disgrace and that that they made him feel so unwanted because he demanded £60000 per week and they only offered him £55000 poor thing.... only £55000 per week to play for the club you have loved since you were a child!!! how dare they!!!
Alexikokopops Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 think he is a complete and utter ar5e!!! read something yesterday when he was saying the Arsenal board were a disgrace and that that they made him feel so unwanted because he demanded £60000 per week and they only offered him £55000 poor thing.... only £55000 per week to play for the club you have loved since you were a child!!! how dare they!!! Ha, I read that. You know what the best thing is? A couple of days before that he released that statement saying it wasn't about the money, he wanted to play with World Class Players and win things. Really Ashley, trying to pass off your disgust at not getting that extra £5000 a week as the board not wanting you is just pretty embarrassing.
Nationwider Posted 12 September 2006 Posted 12 September 2006 Ashely Cole is a twat. I'm trying to be more insightful, but I just can't bring myself... He is a twat.
lookwhaticando Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Ashely Cole is a twat. I'm trying to be more insightful, but I just can't bring myself... He is a twat. Here's a few colourful options you can choose from to assist you in your quest for insight. willy puller Tosser Tool Spanner Moron Asswipe Knobend Wazzock Cock-licker Anal Raider Bollock stroker Did they help at all?
lookwhaticando Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Just for the record, his constant pissing into people's tents makes me even less motivated than ever to purchase his biography. Not that I was planning on making that bollock-bouncer any richer than he already is.
Shum Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Was gonna buy this book for my hols, but won't bother now! Unprofessional twat!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 Cole's Thought For The Day - Young Players Were Rubbish (i.e. players like Toure, Eboue and Fabregas who got Arsenal to the European Cup Final, something Cole has never got near
lookwhaticando Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 He just doesn't know when to stop, does he? In the BBC Gossip column, the entry said that Ashley Cole had branded the young gunners as "lazy and arrogant"... bit rich coming from you, Mr Almighty.
Ultra Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Well judging by what we saw of Ryan Smith, he wasn't entirely wide of the mark, was he? Mind you, I certainly won't be buying his book. All those England players who "write" post-World Cup autobiogs are greedy lowlife and he sounds like the worst of them (even worse than Frank Lampard )
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