Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 vs People reckon Santa is a big soft bas tard but I reckon he packs a fair punch plus he's got a huge sack. The pirate obviously has fighting experience in abundance but the patch might restrict the view and an abundance of rum my harm his natural rhythm. I give up I'm flummoxed.
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Does Santa have his reindeer/elves and does the pirate have his ruthless, unwashed gang of 'hearties'?
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 Does Santa have his reindeer/elves and does the pirate have his ruthless, unwashed gang of 'hearties'? Yes. It's no holds barred in a cage match.
Bert Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 vs People reckon Santa is a big soft bas tard but I reckon he packs a fair punch plus he's got a huge sack. The pirate obviously has fighting experience in abundance but the patch might restrict the view and an abundance of rum my harm his natural rhythm. I give up I'm flummoxed. Summat you ain't tellling us Matt?
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 Summat you ain't tellling us Matt? My sack is packed full of little presents
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 My sack is packed full of little presents Not all for children I hope...
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 Not all for children I hope... Adults naturally
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Adults naturally I'm sure by that you mean consenting adults mate!
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 I'm sure by that you mean consenting adults mate! Goes without saying?!! TAXI!!!
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 vs People reckon Santa is a big soft bas tard but I reckon he packs a fair punch plus he's got a huge sack. The pirate obviously has fighting experience in abundance but the patch might restrict the view and an abundance of rum my harm his natural rhythm. I give up I'm flummoxed. Isn't Santa resting right now? To be ready for Christmas?
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 So come on then. Who wins? You decide!! p.s. this isn't a poll...it's a debate, of sorts.
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Isn't Santa resting right now? To be ready for Christmas? He was resting.. which was why the pirates thought it was the ideal opportunity to attack.
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 Isn't Santa resting right now? To be ready for Christmas? Quite the opposite. He's in training Rocky Balboa style
Knighton Matt Posted 13 September 2006 Author Posted 13 September 2006 He was resting.. which was why the pirates thought it was the ideal opportunity to attack. Quite the opposite. He's in training Rocky Balboa style That too. It's like the cold war! A war of misinformation!!
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Quite the opposite. He's in training Rocky Balboa style So he might well win the fight!
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 So he might well win the fight! What he didn't realise was that the elves had double crossed him. Those pesky elves.
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 What he didn't realise was that the elves had double crossed him. Those pesky elves. This is turning into quite an adventure!
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Those elves had been manufacturing, wrapping and then supplying arms to the pirates. In Santa's BEST wrapping paper too!
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Those elves had been manufacturing, wrapping and then supplying arms to the pirates. In Santa's BEST wrapping paper too! Oh dear... what a disaster!!!
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Get this... You know Rudolph? Rudolph... You know the red nosed reindeer? Turns out it was all a hoax. Paint. Santa was basically disarmed when this came out. Disarmed and dispirited.
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Get this... You know Rudolph? Rudolph... You know the red nosed reindeer? Turns out it was all a hoax. Paint. Santa was basically disarmed when this came out. Disarmed and dispirited. The whole Rudolph was just a paint? Or just the nose?
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Just the nose. But Rudolph, as it turns out was less of a reindeer and more of a camel. It's all by the by now anyway as all the reindeer are dead.
cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 Just the nose. But Rudolph, as it turns out was less of a reindeer and more of a camel. It's all by the by now anyway as all the reindeer are dead. Ohhh a camel that can survive polar temperatures? Wow!
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 If there are any children reading, Santa does exist. All the reindeer are alive and well, especially Rudolph who's nose is looking redder than ever this year. Porn, drugs, unprotected sex, binge drinking and skipping lessons are all bad ideas. An apple a day keeps the doctor a way.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.