cisono Posted 13 September 2006 Posted 13 September 2006 If there are any children reading, Santa does exist. All the reindeer are alive and well, especially Rudolph who's nose is looking redder than ever this year. Porn, drugs, unprotected sex, binge drinking and skipping lessons are all bad ideas. An apple a day keeps the doctor a way. Children should be in bed by now, but just in case they read this during the day... yes it's true
lookwhaticando Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Depends really. Fists only, Santa would win hands down. His hulking reserves of flesh would ensure all punches would bounce back every time. Easy! If weapons were allowed, he could be in trouble. Last I heard, he had a dodgy knee... NHS has a 13 month waiting list for replacements, which doesn't help him. If the priate went for the knee caps, Santa would be focked. Literally. In summary... Santa + Pirate + Fist fight situation = there goes the priates of the carribbean franchise Santa + Pirate + Weapons = a lot of disappointed children. This in depth analysis was brought to you by the elves - plotting their escape since 1998
Rincewind Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Santa only needs to sit on the pirate. He'd have to be wary though if the pirate has his trusty cutlass out. Santas mode of transport for conveying presents to good little boys and girls around the world changes according to the terain. In the desert camels, in snowy regions reindeers and in Derby sheep.
Guest Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 An apple a day keeps the doctor a way. And Santa by all accounts, unless encased in a sweetened shortcrust pastry with sugar on top, and with a healthy dollop of whipped cream. But I heard he preferred chocolate covered doughnuts.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 And Santa by all accounts, unless encased in a sweetened shortcrust pastry with sugar on top, and with a healthy dollop of whipped cream. But I heard he preferred chocolate covered doughnuts. By the look of him, I'd say he's not fussy as long as it's fattening.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 This is what General Chat is all about! Kudos KM mate. Got to be the pirate.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 This is what General Chat is all about! Kudos KM mate. Got to be the pirate. Cracking thread indeed. I reckon you'd make a cracking pirate, Fezzler!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Cracking thread indeed. I reckon you'd make a cracking pirate, Fezzler! Hang on, let me check.. It would seem so.
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'm addicted to e-bay at the moment. It wouldn't have happened in piratey times. We'd have just sailed in to some bay, had our way with all the good women, torched the town and taken all the stuff we wanted. Yarrgh!
Daggers Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I hope no children read this thread. I wish I hadn't
cisono Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I'm addicted to e-bay at the moment. It wouldn't have happened in piratey times. We'd have just sailed in to some bay, had our way with all the good women, torched the town and taken all the stuff we wanted. Yarrgh! Been raiding e-bay myself and got lots of stuff out of it. Too much of it?
The People's Hero Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 Been raiding e-bay myself and got lots of stuff out of it. Too much of it? I've got a job lot of Woodworm caps to sell on cos a bunch of guys at my club are replacing ALL their kit with woodworm crap. So twelve caps to shift and I've just realised the season is finished. Ar se!
Alexikokopops Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 I met Santa in his younger days. He's pretty tough, but a pirate would obviously win because he'd cheat. The real question though is what is that guy up to in the background?
De Vries The King Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 How can Santa possibly lose he could pull anything out of the sack
Alexikokopops Posted 14 September 2006 Posted 14 September 2006 If there are any children reading, Santa does exist. All the reindeer are alive and well, especially Rudolph who's nose is looking redder than ever this year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCCNy4S_IwU
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