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My missus is from Stoke so leave it be!

Sometimes I can projectile pee

I enjoy eating liver & onions

They cause a smell but good for bunions

Restart again

Europe trying to win at golf....

I'd rather watch painter Rolf

The pirate was busy when his ship sank

Posted

Nah, that was last year mate. Right day though.

reckon he will make a lot of DOUGH

my old mans a cockney

Posted

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers...

TPH's chebs are untouchable, like a bunch of lepers (sorry! :ph34r: it's biblical! :rolleyes: )

lcfc_jme came across all coy like a carp...

But like a fish he can't play the harp.

Disco Bob thought he and his true love would never part

Posted

Rob Kellys team talks are very inspiring

But isn't it time he considered retiring?

Danny Tiatto plays out on the wing

Danny Tiatto 'plays' out on the wing

In the same way that Charlotte Church can actually 'sing'

TPH finds typing on a laptop in the dark hard,

...

Posted

Danny Tiatto 'plays' out on the wing

In the same way that Charlotte Church can actually 'sing'

TPH finds typing on a laptop in the dark hard,

...

But success will come to him as Maidstones Bard

When Master Fox is thirsty he drinks a beer

Posted

Life is grand in the Walkers Stadium,

as dangerous to your health as a strong dose of Radium

We may be bought by Mandaric, Milan...

Bob, Disco introduces the comma with considerable élan,

We need a goalscorer playing up front,

Posted

We need a goalscorer playing up front,

with a knack for attack and a scoring penchant

The board would like more atmosphere...

The board would like more atmosphere

So forget free tickets and give us free beer

The return of O'Neill is not far away..

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