Dr The Singh Posted 11 October 2006 Posted 11 October 2006 YEAH!!!!!!!! New player??????? I didn't know we were getting one!!
davieG Posted 11 October 2006 Posted 11 October 2006 New player??????? I didn't know we were getting one!! A loanee striker, Mr Singh. are you available for the next couple of weeks. Essential requirements Need to be able to look busy! Need to be able to look interested Capable of playing in midfield or on the wing Desirable, but not essential. Look half fit Be able to miss easy chances Capable of blaming others e.g midfield, wingers, referee, manager, coaches, physios, weather, supporters. NB: If you cannot satisfy the above requirements do not worry as long as you can put it right on the training ground you will be entitled to an interview. Equal Opportunites We do not discriminate on the grounds of a lack of ability.
lookwhaticando Posted 11 October 2006 Posted 11 October 2006 A loanee striker, Mr Singh. are you available for the next couple of weeks. Essential requirements Need to be able to look busy! -- I can do that. Need to be able to look interested -- I can do that. Capable of playing in midfield or on the wing -- I can play everywhere. Desirable, but not essential. Look half fit -- unfortunately I only look a quarter fit. Be able to miss easy chances -- I can't hit the broad side of a barn. Capable of blaming others e.g midfield, wingers, referee, manager, coaches, physios, weather, supporters. -- It's ALWAYS the refs fault. NB: If you cannot satisfy the above requirements do not worry as long as you can put it right on the training ground you will be entitled to an interview. Equal Opportunites We do not discriminate on the grounds of a lack of ability. Where do I sign?
Lineker's Left Foot Posted 11 October 2006 Posted 11 October 2006 I thinks we should go back in time and recruit strikers from the late 1980s and early 1990s who ALWAYS SCORED against us ........ Keith Edwards (Hull) Bernie Slaven (Middlesbrough) Andy Payton (Barnsley) Peter Swan (Hull) Duncan Shearer (Swindon) Trevor Morley (West Ham) These would be good additions if we got 'em in at their peak... c'mon who remembers these players WHO ALWAYS SCORED against us???
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