Daggers Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Is she on drugs? She really shouldn't be with those boys you know, they should all get jobs!
Janx Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 PHUQ! Im at work so cannot delight in the whole chavnosticness!
Daggers Posted 24 October 2006 Author Posted 24 October 2006 PHUQ! Im at work so cannot delight in the whole chavnosticness! Just imagine: one girl, one mum, two boyfriends who are the fathers to her two children. No one has a job, no one uses protection. No one has a GCSE...but only one has greasy unwashed hair. No one is overweight, but I am sure they can correct this given time and support. FANTASTIC!
Dr The Singh Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Just imagine: one girl, one mum, two boyfriends who are the fathers to her two children. No one has a job, no one uses protection. No one has a GCSE...but only one has greasy unwashed hair. No one is overweight, but I am sure they can correct this given time and support. FANTASTIC! Is the show based on people from Nottingham???
Master Fox Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Just imagine: one girl, one mum, two boyfriends who are the fathers to her two children. No one has a job, no one uses protection. No one has a GCSE...but only one has greasy unwashed hair. No one is overweight, but I am sure they can correct this given time and support. FANTASTIC! Sounds like a normal loving family to me
holly Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 jeremy kyle show is awesome! he is dam good at his job! and occasionally a smooth mover onto the girls
Daggers Posted 24 October 2006 Author Posted 24 October 2006 Family Is your family being ripped apart by constant rows? Is it getting to the point where you need some impartial advice on how to deal with the feud before its too late? Teens Do you feel like you can't control your teenage child? Have they lost all respect for you and the family home? Does it feel like they have the upper hand but now's the time for you to become the parent again and show them exactly whose in charge? Lie Detector Are you worried your partner might be having an affair? Do you need to find out the truth before your relationship ends? Perhaps your constantly being accused of cheating and want to prove your innocent. Is the lie detector the only way of finally finding out the truth? DNA Do you suspect that you're not the biological father to a child you are bringing up? Maybe you need to prove to your family that you are the father before your child will be accepted. Or are you a mother who is desperate to find out who the father of your child is? Do you need a DNA test? Relationships Are you unhappy in your relationship? Do you doubt if you're even in love anymore and confused about the future? Maybe you're desperate to save your failing relationship but don't know where to start? Do you want help in resolving your relationship problems? Image Are you happy with the person that stares back at you in the mirror? Do you wish you could be confident with the way you look but have spent years hiding your body? Do you wish people could see the real you? If you are stupid, really stupid, then how would you like a free night in a hotel so that you can sleep with the person you want to break up with, get drunk and fight? Come share your pathetic problems with the world
Dr The Singh Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Family Is your family being ripped apart by constant rows? Is it getting to the point where you need some impartial advice on how to deal with the feud before its too late? Teens Do you feel like you can't control your teenage child? Have they lost all respect for you and the family home? Does it feel like they have the upper hand but now's the time for you to become the parent again and show them exactly whose in charge? Lie Detector Are you worried your partner might be having an affair? Do you need to find out the truth before your relationship ends? Perhaps your constantly being accused of cheating and want to prove your innocent. Is the lie detector the only way of finally finding out the truth? DNA Do you suspect that you're not the biological father to a child you are bringing up? Maybe you need to prove to your family that you are the father before your child will be accepted. Or are you a mother who is desperate to find out who the father of your child is? Do you need a DNA test? Relationships Are you unhappy in your relationship? Do you doubt if you're even in love anymore and confused about the future? Maybe you're desperate to save your failing relationship but don't know where to start? Do you want help in resolving your relationship problems? Image Are you happy with the person that stares back at you in the mirror? Do you wish you could be confident with the way you look but have spent years hiding your body? Do you wish people could see the real you? If you are stupid, really stupid, then how would you like a free night in a hotel so that you can sleep with the person you want to break up with, get drunk and fight? Come share your pathetic problems with the world It sounds like you have first hand insight!!!! You and Mrs DB, beeen on?????
Daggers Posted 24 October 2006 Author Posted 24 October 2006 It sounds like you have first hand insight!!!! You and Mrs DB, beeen on????? Not yet, we need someone to join our three-way love triangle of misery. Interested?
Dr The Singh Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Not yet, we need someone to join our three-way love triangle of misery. Interested? Uhhhmmm!!! I dunno, Mrs Singh may not be pleased, unless we invite her into the equation!!
Daggers Posted 24 October 2006 Author Posted 24 October 2006 Uhhhmmm!!! I dunno, Mrs Singh may not be pleased, unless we invite her into the equation!! OK, but one of you has to have an issue with alcohol, Mrs.DB is currently smoking marijuana in front of the little one's and I have violent tendencies. If you could bring something else to the table then we may be in business.
Dr The Singh Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 OK, but one of you has to have an issue with alcohol, Mrs.DB is currently smoking marijuana in front of the little one's and I have violent tendencies. If you could bring something else to the table then we may be in business. Ok, Mrs Singh could do the alcohol bit, she's usually drunk after 1 drink, and I can be the one who's having affairs (with someone of foxestalk maybe) and you could be the cause of Mrs DB's drug habit due to the fact that she feel's neglected as you spend too much time on foxestalk???????
Fez of Mahrez Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 OK, but one of you has to have an issue with alcohol, Mrs.DB is currently smoking marijuana in front of the little one's and I have violent tendencies. If you could bring something else to the table then we may be in business. Will a metaphorical fez do you? (not literally.) The gobbiest girl I have ever met in my life also happens to be the only person I've ever recognised on an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show. I don't think it's a coincidence.
Master Fox Posted 24 October 2006 Posted 24 October 2006 Not yet, we need someone to join our three-way love triangle of misery. Interested? I am.
Guest Posted 25 October 2006 Posted 25 October 2006 I have missed both yesterday's and todays instalments.
Guest Posted 26 October 2006 Posted 26 October 2006 Is she on drugs?She really shouldn't be with those boys you know, they should all get jobs! What a nasty creature she was! It's because of 'people' like her I've gone off of the idea of the welfare state.
Daggers Posted 26 October 2006 Author Posted 26 October 2006 What a nasty creature she was! It's because of 'people' like her I've gone off of the idea of the welfare state. It's because of people like me that I love it
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