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Funniest thing you've read on this forum

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Inspired by Ric Flair's You Choose thread (we all wish we'd thought of it, should walk the end of year award), what's the funniest thing you've read on here?

One off the top of my head was davieG's post about how he told his wife he was looking at porn because he was too embarrassed to tell her he was on here. An overused term but that was true comic genius. I'm not sure he was being entirely truthful with this story but the image of a man hearing his wife on the stairs and hurriedly minimising a Leicester City messageboard and pretending to look at tits instead is great.

Posted

Inspired by Ric Flair's You Choose thread (we all wish we'd thought of it, should walk the end of year award), what's the funniest thing you've read on here?

One off the top of my head was davieG's post about how he told his wife he was looking at porn because he was too embarrassed to tell her he was on here. An overused term but that was true comic genius. I'm not sure he was being entirely truthful with this story but the image of a man hearing his wife on the stairs and hurriedly minimising a Leicester City messageboard and pretending to look at tits instead is great.

I must agree that this story IS really funny lol

I wish I could think of anything as funny as that (or more). But I can't :(

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lol

(that is the funniest thing I have read on this forum)

I think he wants to take the mick :whistle:

lol I think you're taking the mick :)

Over to MF for clarification: Do you want to fook cisono or take the mick out of her??

I think MF wants to fook cisono :whistle:

I think he wants to take the mick :whistle:

Posted
Inspired by Ric Flair's You Choose thread (we all wish we'd thought of it, should walk the end of year award), what's the funniest thing you've read on here?

One off the top of my head was davieG's post about how he told his wife he was looking at porn because he was too embarrassed to tell her he was on here. An overused term but that was true comic genius. I'm not sure he was being entirely truthful with this story but the image of a man hearing his wife on the stairs and hurriedly minimising a Leicester City messageboard and pretending to look at tits instead is great.

:D I'd forgotten that, you've made me laugh out loud a few times this weekend but I loved this description

When Stearman hoofs the ball down the right hand side with an almighty agricultural mow, he does it with a certain panache.

Great use of and mix of words, how could you ever think to combine 'agricultural mow' and 'panache' in the same sentence.

Better go I hear footsteps :P

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I may be prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act for the title of this thread if things carry on as they are.

Apologies Fez but I was interested in seeing Master Fox's response :)

I cannot say

Why is this?? Nobody will kill you. I'm sure you can take LWICD :cool::thumbup:

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Apologies Fez but I was interested in seeing Master Fox's response :)

Why is this?? Nobody will kill you. I'm sure you can take LWICD :cool::thumbup:

Yeah he's a fanny.

I need a description before i can confirm my interest.

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Yeah he's a fanny.

I need a description before i can confirm my interest.

lol I heard he's a little hairy one :pinch: :sick:

But he'd be the best person to ask for a description, unless you're gona ask the lady herself :whistle:

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