Janx Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 I sen them away with a flea in their ear... Cant believe it...somewhat early.. "ring ring knock knock" "who the feck is that" Silence *opens door* "we wish ya a murreh chrismu..." "erm your about a fortnight early!" "eh its in a few days" "well when you decide to go back to school when they relax the suspension, ask them to teach you the calendar"!!!!! Goddammit BAH HUMBUG... Cant wait for the half charlie through the window later!
lookwhaticando Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Luckily it's too bollock freezing cold for most people to want to go carol singing over here. Thank God, too. My advice: go away at Christmas.
Janx Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 Luckily it's too bollock freezing cold for most people to want to go carol singing over here. Thank God, too. My advice: go away at Christmas. Yeah Christmas....not the 8th Decmeber until New year!!!
lookwhaticando Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 Yeah Christmas....not the 8th Decmeber until New year!!! Fact of life, "Christmas" as it's known is getting longer all the time. Soon, you'll have to go away for a whole 6 months to avoid all this "Christmas cheer"
Janx Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 Fact of life, "Christmas" as it's known is getting longer all the time. Soon, you'll have to go away for a whole 6 months to avoid all this "Christmas cheer" pah!! hurumppphhh!! little toerags.... Probably the same little canutes that I stopped breaking into cars at 4 am this week!...just been promoted to Neighbourhood watch Hero!
lookwhaticando Posted 8 December 2006 Posted 8 December 2006 pah!! hurumppphhh!! little toerags.... Probably the same little canutes that I stopped breaking into cars at 4 am this week!...just been promoted to Neighbourhood watch Hero! Jolly good show, chap. Was it some kind of school/prison day-release scheme then - to put these little carol singers on the streets? Or are they doing it for themselves in the hope of earning a few bob?
Janx Posted 8 December 2006 Author Posted 8 December 2006 bunch of crackheads! quite! I half expected a stanley knife oopside the heed when I opened the door!
cisono Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 I just don't open my door. Last year they spat some rubbish at my door. That is not on...
lookwhaticando Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 I just don't open my door. Last year they spat some rubbish at my door. That is not on... If they do it again, grab one and hold the bastard hostage for a few days. Nobody's going to miss a plank like that.
cisono Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 If they do it again, grab one and hold the bastard hostage for a few days. Nobody's going to miss a plank like that. Not even the police
Lord Nibblington Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 I had two carol singers at my door this week. I threw a penny over their heads to see if they would chase it into the road. They did.
Janx Posted 9 December 2006 Author Posted 9 December 2006 I had two carol singers at my door this week. I threw a penny over their heads to see if they would chase it into the road. They did. excellent peasant baiting your lordship
The People's Hero Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 I want to know what they've all got to be so bleedin' happy about. They should try being hungover, riddled with debt, behind in their studies and being too god damn sexy for their own goods. Hmmph.
Janx Posted 9 December 2006 Author Posted 9 December 2006 I want to know what they've all got to be so bleedin' happy about. They should try being hungover, riddled with debt, behind in their studies and being too god damn sexy for their own goods. Hmmph. Its a heavy corss to bear mate....I understand...perhaps we could start a self help group.... or Quorum... what is a quorum...apart from a really crap aftershave and a village next to Lough borough and sorrel!
The People's Hero Posted 9 December 2006 Posted 9 December 2006 Self-help or self-pleasure? I suppose they go hand in hand. As the old saying goes, God helps those who pleasure themselves. Kind Regards, James The Blasphemist (defected disciple) aka Simon Jelffs from Newbold Vernon.
Collymore Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 I'm now of to a carol concert, can't wait <_<
Guest Posted 10 December 2006 Posted 10 December 2006 Carol King? Or has Vorderman decided to become a pop starlet?
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