Bert Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 ...Milk Factory alarm is going off. With my house being situated right behind it, i can hear it quite clearly. It's Pissing me off.
securedfox Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 ...Milk Factory alarm is going off. With my house being situated right behind it, i can hear it quite clearly. It's Pissing me off. Cotton wool in ears, only solution.......or large hammer
lookwhaticando Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Cotton wool in ears, only solution.......or large hammer Opportune time to go in and nick a few pints of the white stuff.
Bert Posted 19 December 2006 Author Posted 19 December 2006 I prefer to drive around on the milk floats.
securedfox Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Opportune time to go in and nick a few pints of the white stuff. Good excuse, you need it to calm you down...after you've warmed it up first
lookwhaticando Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 I prefer to drive around on the milk floats. Go nick one then. Milk floats are brilliant. I wish I were a milkman so I could go around shagging all the wives of the neighbourhood and drive a cool set of wheels.
Daggers Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Back in the late 70's/80's, we (me, my Mum and my brother) used to have a superstition going based on how many K&W milk floats we'd see on the way from Kettering, on the way to a game. Each one driving towards us was a goal for City. Each one we overtook would be a goal against. Surprisingly, we failed to overtake almost any milk float. Almost as surprisingly, this never worked as a match result predictor...but to this day I can't see a K&W milk float and not smile.
lookwhaticando Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Dying breed unfortunately. Who - Pat Mustard types?
securedfox Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Back in the late 70's/80's, we (me, my Mum and my brother) used to have a superstition going based on how many K&W milk floats we'd see on the way from Kettering, on the way to a game. Each one driving towards us was a goal for City. Each one we overtook would be a goal against. Surprisingly, we failed to overtake almost any milk float. Almost as surprisingly, this never worked as a match result predictor...but to this day I can't see a K&W milk float and not smile. This is a great shame....and must be corrected instantly
securedfox Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 Go nick one then. Milk floats are brilliant. I wish I were a milkman so I could go around shagging all the wives of the neighbourhood and drive a cool set of wheels. FECK ARSE.....its a sin all this talk about milky things
lookwhaticando Posted 19 December 2006 Posted 19 December 2006 FECK ARSE.....its a sin all this talk about milky things You got something against... err... two pints?
securedfox Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 You got something against... err... two pints? Two pints was all very well when i was a lad. now its all this Leroy stuff.......sorry meant 2 Liitre!(make mine a double)
lookwhaticando Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Two pints was all very well when i was a lad. now its all this Leroy stuff.......sorry meant 2 Liitre!(make mine a double) lol
securedfox Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Have the alarms stoped now Bertfox, or maybe you've been nicked for nicking some milk , or that float
lookwhaticando Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Have the alarms stoped now Bertfox, or maybe you've been nicked for nicking some milk , or that float Berty may be dirty, but he's also slippery - there's no way he got caught for nicking the float.
securedfox Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Berty may be dirty, but he's also slippery - there's no way he got caught for nicking the float. Ditry Berty...Slippery! The people you meet on here...........Well i never
lookwhaticando Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Ditry Berty...Slippery! The people you meet on here...........Well i never It's just a rumour...
securedfox Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 It's just a rumour... Spread by DityBertyfox no doubt
lookwhaticando Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 Spread by DityBertyfox no doubt No... I started it. 'cos I'm a little bit dodgy.
securedfox Posted 20 December 2006 Posted 20 December 2006 No... I started it. 'cos I'm a little bit dodgy. Glad i was right about some of the people you meet on here then! Dirty...Slippery...now dodgy! BOY DO I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME
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