Janx Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Its good to get it off yer chest... my favourite one is Shane Warne... As you may or may not know bowlers and batsmen constantly wind each other up... one English batsman had been sledging Warney something bad about being a bit on the weighty side... Warne's response was Hey "insert name here" you know why I am so fat? Cos every time I fuq yer mutha she gives me a biscuit! Love it!!!
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 The James Ormond to one of the Waugh brothers is the best.. but I can't be bothered to type it out. I've had a few good ones too.. it's better to keep your mouth shut, generally, though.
Janx Posted 24 January 2007 Author Posted 24 January 2007 The James Ormond to one of the Waugh brothers is the best.. but I can't be bothered to type it out. I've had a few good ones too.. it's better to keep your mouth shut, generally, though. lazy...go on!!
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Waugh to Ormond: " I can't believe YOU are one of the best 11 cricketers in your country " Ormond reply: "At least I'm the best cricketer in my fooking family!"
lildave3 Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Waugh to Ormond: " I can't believe YOU are one of the best 11 cricketers in your country " Ormond reply: "At least I'm the best cricketer in my fooking family!" Like that one. Wasn't Paul Nixon sledging someone during the first odi v Australia?
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Like that one. Wasn't Paul Nixon sledging someone during the first odi v Australia? Nixon is a pretty vocal keeper, so it wouldn't surprise me.
Alexikokopops Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Its good to get it off yer chest... my favourite one is Shane Warne... As you may or may not know bowlers and batsmen constantly wind each other up... one English batsman had been sledging Warney something bad about being a bit on the weighty side... Warne's response was Hey "insert name here" you know why I am so fat? Cos every time I fuq yer mutha she gives me a biscuit! Love it!!! I've heard that was supposedly what Harold from Neighbours said when someone asked him about his weight.
lcfc_jme Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Like that one. Wasn't Paul Nixon sledging someone during the first odi v Australia? Wasn't it Mike Hussey? I'm sure the two of them were trying to wind each other up all game - and I think it got worse after Hussey refused to just walk after nicking one behind.
The People's Hero Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 ' date='Jan 24 2007, 06:43 PM' post='513597']I've heard that was supposedly what Harold from Neighbours said when someone asked him about his weight. True.. but it should be noted that he did it through the medium of the tuba.
Leonisco Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 This is my favourite, not because it's particularly witty, but it's brilliant in it's simplicity. Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's dick taste like?" Sarwan to McGrath: "I don't know, ask your wife!" McGrath: "If you ever fooking mention my wife again I'll fooking rip your throat out" :laugh:
Guest Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 McGrath:"If you ever fooking mention my wife again I'll fooking rip your throat out" You see, he lost it there.
Flynny Posted 24 January 2007 Posted 24 January 2007 Warne to Colly about his MBE was pretty great. All too true, too.
Sparky Posted 25 January 2007 Posted 25 January 2007 i read 1 somewhere which was a bit sick , think it was crowe or maybe chris cairns of new zealand , as he walked to the crease all the aussies slips were making "choo choo" sounds , a week or so earlier his sister was killed by a train
Leicfox Posted 25 January 2007 Posted 25 January 2007 The 10 best Cricket Sledges (and comebacks) in history __________________________________________________ ___________________ 10. Rod Marsh and Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?" __________________________________________________ ___________________ 9. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne - As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted. _________________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes - During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played and missed: "You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary - "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat and you can't f**king bowl." __________________________________________________ ___________________ 7 . Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad - During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed:"Tickets please," Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. _________________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards - During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare athim after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k off." ________________________________________________ ___________________ 5. Glenn McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan - "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath lost it: "If you ever mention my wife again, I'll F***ing rip your F***ing throat out." ________________________________________________ ___________________ 4. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?" _____________________________________________ ___________________ 3. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round and weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it." _______________________________________________ ___________________ 2. Fred Trueman - While bowling the batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip, and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother," he replied. _________________________________________________ ___________________ 1. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!" 1) - Mervyn Hughes to Gooch after playing and missing at a number of consecutive deliveries: I'll get you a piano instead to see if you can play that. 2) - Rod Marsh to Ian Botham - So how's your wife and my kids? 3) - Mark Waugh - Mate what the **** are you doing out here, surely you're not good enough to play for England! James Ormond - At least I'm the best cricketer in my family. 4) - Ian Healy trying to convince Ranatunga to leave his crease - Put a mars bar on a good length, that should do it! 5) - Mark Waugh - I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia, you were sh*t then and you're ****ing useless now. Adam Parore - Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb ****". 6) - Healy to Ranatunga: "Why are you so fat?" Ranatunga in Reply: : "Because everytime i f**k your mum she gives me a cookie" 7) - Ian Healy asked Arjuna: "Got your legs shivering?" Arjuna replied: "Yes, I’m tired after sleeping with your wife"
Joe. Posted 25 January 2007 Posted 25 January 2007 3. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock - After going past the outsideedge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round and weighs about 5 ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it." That one is brilliant. There are some quality sledgers out there
Leicfox Posted 25 January 2007 Posted 25 January 2007 6) - Healy to Ranatunga: "Why are you so fat?"Ranatunga in Reply: : "Because everytime i f**k your mum she gives me a cookie" I love this one, as Ranat gets some right stick because of his weight.
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