Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I dont care. I just want sex now. This forum needs more inter-user sex. So feel free to sign up.
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 I dont care. I just want sex now. This forum needs more inter-user sex. So feel free to sign up. Well count me out!!!! unless your getting some women involved!!! "anotheroneofwalshieswomen" you know you wanna sign up , just imagine im walshy in his younger days!!! still dont have a decent costume idea for tomos, help anyone!! seriously
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Haha legend!!haha i still say dishwasher sounds better. mainly cus dishwahers get wet, and a spitroast wel you dont wanna cook her, and make her all dry do you. :laugh: To be honest i don't think that much thought went into it
AoWW Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 damnit i was hoping no-one would notice that!! hahaha I noticed. Where im from its called spitroasting :laugh: Behave, they're only ickle.
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I dont care. I just want sex now. This forum needs more inter-user sex. So feel free to sign up. If thats the case what are you doing here this time on a friday
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 I noticed. Behave, they're only ickle. There old enough & ugly enough to know the score
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 :laugh: To be honest i don't think that much thought went into it Anyone else get any pulling techniques that are quite interesting?
AoWW Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 There old enough & ugly enough to know the score But judging by the spit-roasting description, they clearly don't!!! :laugh:
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 If thats the case what are you doing here this time on a friday Well I have a mountain of work to do that I was going to work thru this evening before this conversation got interesting. And I have an appointment at 6.30. Then I have a 1.5hour drive baack to leicester. So its gonna be ATLEAST 9.30 pm before the beer and shagging can commence
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Anyone else get any pulling techniques that are quite interesting? Im more of a show-er than a teller mate
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 Im more of a show-er than a teller mate hmmmmm well in that case how abouts we meet up sometime, and you show me just how its done, but on some random bird not me! haha
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Pulling techniques.. Pull an ugly girl turn the lights off never know/feel the difference...
David O'Leary Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 You can't force the situation. The only way that you'll ever properly be together is if you both feel the same way. There's no point you being together if your madly in love with her, and she doesn't want to be in a relationship because it'll end before it's began and it'll be even harder to deal with. Don't keep pestering her, as she'll just get annoyed and it'll make things worse. If she's that special to you, just think yourself lucky to have her as a friend. It might well be hard for you to read this and i'm sorry because it's horrible when you're in love and/or have feelings for someone and they don't feel the same way. Do her up the butt. I love you lot
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Well I have a mountain of work to do that I was going to work thru this evening before this conversation got interesting.And I have an appointment at 6.30. Then I have a 1.5hour drive baack to leicester. So its gonna be ATLEAST 9.30 pm before the beer and shagging can commence Aah I see well thats still early days
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 But judging by the spit-roasting description, they clearly don't!!! :laugh: But you obviously do
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Aah I see well thats still early days Yeh but ive been up since 4.30 this morning., and i am worried i will not be able to perform.
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 I love you lot wow i wish i had lsitened to bert then i wouldnt be in the mess i am. bert you are hired as my personal relationships advicer.
lookwhaticando Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Yeh. Jeez. Im 19. Im average weight. average looks. I have no problem. Not blowing my own trumpet...but it really really is easy to get a shag in leicester.... 19? Coincidentally, is that also the average number of sexually transmitted diseases being carried by each of your sexual conquests? If they're as easy to pull as you make out, it would make a lot of sense.
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 hmmmmm well in that case how abouts we meet up sometime, and you show me just how its done, but on some random bird not me! haha I can't be responsible for corrupting a young mind! maybe when your a bit more seasoned
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 19?Coincidentally, is that also the average number of sexually transmitted diseases being carried by each of your sexual conquests? If they're as easy to pull as you make out, it would make a lot of sense. I always use protection. As im responsible. However, I am now in a very loving and caring relationship, and have been for nigh-on a year now. So I have not got the need to pull Most important rule of all.... When you have found the right person, do not play away! It causes HAVOCK!
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 19?Coincidentally, is that also the average number of sexually transmitted diseases being carried by each of your sexual conquests? If they're as easy to pull as you make out, it would make a lot of sense. ooooh harsh one lookydo, so does no one else on here beleive in nice romantic dates. candlelit table, and a home cooked roast meal? more to the point is anyone interested in that date? (women only please)
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Yeh but ive been up since 4.30 this morning., and i am worried i will not be able to perform. Drink vodka & redbull all night you'll be like a duracell bunny
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 Drink vodka & redbull all night you'll be like a duracell bunny not bad advice, done that before works a charm. although im not sure id describe the effect as being like a duracell bunny,
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 ooooh harsh one lookydo, so does no one else on here beleive in nice romantic dates. candlelit table, and a home cooked roast meal? more to the point is anyone interested in that date? (women only please) Yeah of course its all about circumstances mate every dates got its place within reason
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Drink vodka & redbull all night you'll be like a duracell bunny Sod that ! Have you seen the prices of Red Bull and Vodka in Leicester!?! Id rather snort coke for those prices! Edit...wouldnt actually do that! And with regards to being romantic, its all bollocks mate. Birds these days dont want that shit. They think like blokes. Just a alcoholic drink, fumble in a taxi and a 4 minute quickie, before they bugger off and tell her mates how big you manhood is....
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