Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 And remember the vital dating philosophy. "Any hole's a goal" And the chat-up line that goes with it... "Any hole's a goal... I'm an asshole, wanna try it?" Who knows? Being a bit of a cock might actually work to your advantage. Sounds more likely that you'd end up f**king yourself.
lookwhaticando Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Sounds more likely that you'd end up f**king yourself. As long as he doesn't leave the party empty handed, it doesn't really matter...
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 Sounds more likely that you'd end up f**king yourself. haha and id rather not be doing that, i think il follow my usual process it seems to work. still dont know what to go as. mmmmmmmmm tight spiderman suite would show of my body quite well hahaha.
danny. Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 comon people what should i go as if i have to go as something begning with S. superman but thats a bit boring. umm spongebob bit hard haha. i dunno anyone? sexual terrorist black combats, balaclava and a 12" strap on
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Still think my Rohypinol idea is the best bet.. PM me and ill arrange a pick up..haa
AoWW Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 comon people what should i go as if i have to go as something begning with S. Sperm. Could be a talking point.
Raj Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Ill lost the plot her now.. So is this lad boneing the girl or his mate...whats happening???? Whos he boneing!!!
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 hahaha love it!!!! and yes telling everyone whats going on always helps haha. i actually feel much less shit about everything now. mainly cus i know i can come on here and have a good laugh about it with you lot. cheers all. washieswoman are you sure you dont wanna go out on a date? Who's the washer woman
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Ill lost the plot her now..So is this lad boneing the girl or his mate...whats happening???? Whos he boneing!!! No one as yet. But if he takes my advice, then he can bone whoever he wants. I think it isnt the girl whats the problem , he just wants a shag...
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 Who's the washer woman damnit i was hoping no-one would notice that!! hahaha
Raj Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 No one as yet. But if he takes my advice, then he can bone whoever he wants. I think it isnt the girl whats the problem , he just wants a shag... FFS...wish he'd just bone someone!!!
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 FFS...wish he'd just bone someone!!! Yeh. Jeez. Im 19. Im average weight. average looks. I have no problem. Not blowing my own trumpet...but it really really is easy to get a shag in leicester.... Yeh. Jeez. Im 19. Im average weight. average looks. I have no problem. Not blowing my own trumpet...but it really really is easy to get a shag in leicester.... No sod that, Im BEAUTIFUL .... and yet so so modest....
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 FFS...wish he'd just bone someone!!! haha dont worry RAJ this weekend il will have boned someone and probably consumed a lot of alcohol.
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 damnit i was hoping no-one would notice that!! hahaha You can trust me to piss in your cornflakes son :thumbsup:
Raj Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Yeh. Jeez. Im 19. Im average weight. average looks. I have no problem. Not blowing my own trumpet...but it really really is easy to get a shag in leicester....No sod that, Im BEAUTIFUL .... and yet so so modest.... Sure is..... haha dont worry RAJ this weekend il will have boned someone and probably consumed a lot of alcohol. :clap:
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 You can trust me to piss in your cornflakes son :thumbsup: haha wow i have been using this forum for like ages, but never realised how great everyone was. it really is a good laugh wish i lived nearer to leicester so i could go out for a drink with everyone, go tag teamming? anyone up for it?
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Good point. I think somebody should orgainse a Foxestalk Forumite piss up. Would be fun to see the faces behind the bullshit bulletins...
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 haha wow i have been using this forum for like ages, but never realised how great everyone was. it really is a good laugh wish i lived nearer to leicester so i could go out for a drink with everyone, go tag teamming? anyone up for it? Tag teaming? as in toosing up on some poor bird
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 Tag teaming? as in toosing up on some poor bird never done that before? called the dishwasher technique one goes one side one goes the other, so she cant go anywhere u force her to talk to both of you, then when you get to her house you kick ure mate out the eqaution by shutting the door on him?
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 never done that before? called the dishwasher technique one goes one side one goes the other, so she cant go anywhere u force her to talk to both of you, then when you get to her house you kick ure mate out the eqaution by shutting the door on him? Where im from its called spitroasting :laugh:
BigGibbo Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 SPITTTT ROAASSTTT Your an excitable fellow aren't you
Tabou Posted 2 November 2007 Posted 2 November 2007 Your an excitable fellow aren't you Im an actual nymphomaniac. No Joke.
Foxhateram Posted 2 November 2007 Author Posted 2 November 2007 SPITTTT ROAASSTTT Haha legend!! haha i still say dishwasher sounds better. mainly cus dishwahers get wet, and a spitroast wel you dont wanna cook her, and make her all dry do you.
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