AoWW Posted 21 December 2007 Posted 21 December 2007 Well that went wrong aswell haha i think i must have the worst luck. So iv gone back to me old ways, fook relationships and have fun, looking to make it 5 weekends in a row i have got with some random bird from the club, they have all been pretty fit aswell. Confidence is sky high and more and more birds seem to be interested now. Btw Spitroasting fs cant beleive i didnt get what u were talking about at the time. Just read through this thread and realised how pathetic i was being over that lass haha. stupid. Anyone got any tips on downing a yard of Ale, i treid last week and drank about half in less then ten minutes, but need to do better this week. shame you're now sounding like a jumped up tosser. Perhaps it was just a poorly worded post. Im not a jumped up tosser. if the women wanted a relationship with me then id consider it, just all there out for is a quickie, and a goodbye in the morning. I wanted it to work with Becki but it just wasnt to be. i have moved on,l having a bit of fun. whats wrong with that? I'm sorry, my earlier post was unnecessarily harsh. I wasn't saying you ARE a jumped up tosser, just that you're starting to SOUND LIKE one. There is a significant difference. I guess the point I was trying to make is that you just need to play things a bit carefully. A (shoddy) reputation can be gained very, very quickly and all that fun can soon backfire on you in a pretty impressive fashion. Losing that reputation, once gained, can take an awful lot longer. Nor was I wanting to imply that you were 'using' the women. They're clearly as up for it as you are - and why not? Generalisations that women are used by men in these situations simply aren't true - they're obviously willing... and undoubtedly know the score, unless you're unlucky enough to choose one who's incredibly naive. But let's face facts, women are pretty adept at protecting their own reputations if they feel the need to and - however amazing the night you spent together was - they won't think twice about trashing yours if it means they come out of a tricky situation looking like the wounded party. Also, you may think your earlier posts about that girl sound pathetic now but at the time you clearly cared alot. Maybe the fact that you now see things so differently shows that you've moved on - in which case, well done... it ain't easy. Good luck with things, eh. --------------------- Oh, and if drinking a yard of ale is really that important to you here are a few pointers. Firstly remember that a yard of ale holds approx 2.5-3 pints. That's the quantity you're dealing with. If you have the choice over what you're drinking then go for a flat beer that isn't too strong or too sweet. Trying to do it with lager is a nightmare as it's too fizzy and will just cause bloating. Chances are you'll vomit before you get halfway. It's called a yard of ALE for a reason! When you first start drinking make sure you have one hand supporting the globe at the bottom, it's quite tricky to control the weight as the distribution is so unbalanced. The most difficult part is when the stem of the glass reaches horizontal. As you're drinking you must carefully - and slowly - raise the stem above the horizontal plane whilst drinking. Rush this stage and an air pocket will form behind the liquid in the globe at the bottom, making it impossible to control the flow and thus drenching your top! Aim to drink at a constant speed - don't start off too fast... keep it steady. Rotating the glass along the long axis as you get lower helps to avoid air pockets forming - it's these that cause the 'tidal wave' effect. Real pro's claim they have the ability to just open up their throats and pour it straight down - I'm sure it's possible but getting the glass and your throat at the right kinda angle to prevent the gag-reflex from kicking in must take some doing.
lookwhaticando Posted 21 December 2007 Posted 21 December 2007 shame you're now sounding like a jumped up tosser. Perhaps it was just a poorly worded post. Are you saying he's always sounded like a jumped up tosser? Im not a jumped up tosser. Well... you're jumped up in the fact that you're quite brazenly declaring that "more and more" girls are becoming interested in you. You also said your confidence was "sky high". If those two facts in tandem don't make you jumped up, I don't know what does. As for being a tosser, that's woman talk for you being a dirty little slut who will shag anything that shows an interest - again something you've declared. tbf i dont think they had any thoughts of my feelings wen they fooked me about, Let me fall deep and quickly to just spin me off in the end. Alright alright i havent actually moved on! Its no fun being fooked about. i aint using gals for sex, its just the weekend thing, get drunk together, go home together. Would rather have someone who stays wid me regurlarly, but everytime i try and make that work. I get a fat load of shit. Do you already know each and everyone one of these girls more than a few hours in advance of taking them home? And, from what I can tell, getting drink with a girl and then taking her home sort implies that you're just looking for a quick and easy shag. Again, sounds an awful lot like using the girl for sex. Generalisations that women are used by men in these situations simply aren't true Totally, 100% and completely accurate. It's a crass generalisation and one that appals me. It's actually the women who are dirty sluts. All of them. Every single one of them. They all just want to use men for sex. It's a disgraceful state of affairs.
Foxhateram Posted 23 December 2007 Author Posted 23 December 2007 Are you saying he's always sounded like a jumped up tosser? Well... you're jumped up in the fact that you're quite brazenly declaring that "more and more" girls are becoming interested in you. You also said your confidence was "sky high". If those two facts in tandem don't make you jumped up, I don't know what does. As for being a tosser, that's woman talk for you being a dirty little slut who will shag anything that shows an interest - again something you've declared. Do you already know each and everyone one of these girls more than a few hours in advance of taking them home? And, from what I can tell, getting drink with a girl and then taking her home sort implies that you're just looking for a quick and easy shag. Again, sounds an awful lot like using the girl for sex. Totally, 100% and completely accurate. It's a crass generalisation and one that appals me. It's actually the women who are dirty sluts. All of them. Every single one of them. They all just want to use men for sex. It's a disgraceful state of affairs. Tehe miss read message obviously. TBH a drunken night followed by a drunken post, and trust me 4 weeks in a row was great, but i certainly have come back down to earth. I guess when you look back and realise that actually not one of those women were interested in you, but were actually interested in what they got that night. You start to feel a little uneasy about yourself. Especially when you and a lass are both Sober and you really like them, and you ask them out on a date and they give you the "best Friend line" i admit the comment made me sound like a tosser, and i guess the what i thought was "power" kinda got to my head. Right now im trying to work out what is actually wrong with me that prevents girls from actually being with me long term. Is it because i am now just seen as a quickie by people and that therefore puts them off? i dunno. I guess you guys cant comment because you dont know me, but advice on how to actually get into a stable relationship would be much appreciated Plus some help on this situation would be great. My friend is going out with a right dick. he keeps fooking her about, sayign there on and tehn there off, he argues with ehr alot, and tbh is a general tosser, he like says that her and him are off gets with some other lass, then a week later, he buy her something and she just accepts it and his apology and there together again. How am i supposed to get her to realise what he really is, and what he is doing is wrong. She deserves much better than him, wish shed let someone decnet in so that she can see what a real relationship is like.
James. Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 When you first start drinking make sure you have one hand supporting the globe at the bottom, it's quite tricky to control the weight as the distribution is so unbalanced. The most difficult part is when the stem of the glass reaches horizontal. As you're drinking you must carefully - and slowly - raise the stem above the horizontal plane whilst drinking. Rush this stage and an air pocket will form behind the liquid in the globe at the bottom, making it impossible to control the flow and thus drenching your top! Aim to drink at a constant speed - don't start off too fast... keep it steady. Rotating the glass along the long axis as you get lower helps to avoid air pockets forming - it's these that cause the 'tidal wave' effect. Real pro's claim they have the ability to just open up their throats and pour it straight down - I'm sure it's possible but getting the glass and your throat at the right kinda angle to prevent the gag-reflex from kicking in must take some doing. :eek: I've never used that simile before.
AoWW Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 :eek: I've never used that simile before. What can I say? Information gleaned from a misspent youth... watching other folks do it, obviously.
AoWW Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 This thread is like an online Trisha and you've made such a worthwhile contribution.
Tommy G Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 and you've made such a worthwhile contribution. I was just saying it's like Trisha, and whats the problem with that
cisono Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 Would rather have someone who stays wid me regurlarly, but everytime i try and make that work. I get a fat load of shit. Without knowing you and judging just from your posts... Two reasons come to mind (there may well be more): a) you are looking in the right places/at the wrong type of girls/in the wrong context? clubbing and relationships... hmm well... perhaps clubbing girls just want to have fun? Have you tried looking elsewhere? b) you sound as if you have plenty of experience with the "weekend getting drunk together, getting home together bit" but... not a lot of the relationship experience thing so far... You may need more work on that one. Just my 2p. Hope that helps.
lookwhaticando Posted 24 December 2007 Posted 24 December 2007 I'm also now confused. There's this girl... and there's this guy... ok, I mean there's this girl and then there's me. We've been shagging each other senseless for the last week and a half... it has become a bit of a sticky situation for us both. I mean it wasn't so bad at first... and it didn't seem to bother anyone (we work together, you see). But now, I can't help but feel we're always being watched. Always. I'm sure that bloke's newspaper had in it. Is it wrong to continue seeing this girl at work? Or is the disruption it causes too much to justify to our colleagues? I mean, just twice this week already we've knocked the water cooler over.
Webbo Posted 24 December 2007 Posted 24 December 2007 I'm also now confused.There's this girl... and there's this guy... ok, I mean there's this girl and then there's me. We've been shagging each other senseless for the last week and a half... it has become a bit of a sticky situation for us both. I mean it wasn't so bad at first... and it didn't seem to bother anyone (we work together, you see). But now, I can't help but feel we're always being watched. Always. I'm sure that bloke's newspaper had in it. Is it wrong to continue seeing this girl at work? Or is the disruption it causes too much to justify to our colleagues? I mean, just twice this week already we've knocked the water cooler over. You're not confused at all, you just want us all to know you're getting some.
James. Posted 24 December 2007 Posted 24 December 2007 You're not confused at all, you just want us all to know you're getting some. Exactly what I thought. Look at me everyone, I'm having relations with a member of the opposite sex. Go me!
AoWW Posted 24 December 2007 Posted 24 December 2007 You're not confused at all, you just want us all to know you're getting some. Exactly what I thought.Look at me everyone, I'm having relations with a member of the opposite sex. Go me! You mean he's cheating on me again? I have no recollection of any water coolers. Bastard!
cisono Posted 24 December 2007 Posted 24 December 2007 Sex isn't the be all and end all. As your signature clearly illustrates...
Benji Posted 25 December 2007 Posted 25 December 2007 Boys Food Wack one off and in the period 5 seconds after listen to your heart, it will be its most honest
Foxhateram Posted 25 December 2007 Author Posted 25 December 2007 Plus some help on this situation would be great. My friend is going out with a right dick. he keeps messing her about, saying their on and then their off, he argues with her alot, and tbh is a general idiot. he says that her and him are off gets with some other lass, then a week later, he buys her something and she just accepts it and his apology and their together again. How am i supposed to get her to realise what he really is? and what he is doing is wrong. She deserves much better than him, wish she would let someone decent in, so that she can see what a real relationship is like. Some help on this bit would be bril. cheers.
AoWW Posted 25 December 2007 Posted 25 December 2007 Plus some help on this situation would be great. My friend is going out with a right dick. he keeps messing her about, saying their on and then their off, he argues with her alot, and tbh is a general idiot. he says that her and him are off gets with some other lass, then a week later, he buys her something and she just accepts it and his apology and their together again. How am i supposed to get her to realise what he really is? and what he is doing is wrong. She deserves much better than him, wish she would let someone decent in, so that she can see what a real relationship is like.Some help on this bit would be bril. cheers. You can't interfere. It's her call and it's simply not your place to get involved. Just be there for her when she needs a friend. Particularly when she discovers, for herself, what he's really like - it will happen, it's just gonna take time! Then she'll really need a sympathetic ear. Just take care - that is not the time to make a move on her if that's what you're hoping for. Rebound relationships really ain't great. Oh, and did you read my earlier advice on the yard of ale?
Foxhateram Posted 26 December 2007 Author Posted 26 December 2007 You can't interfere. It's her call and it's simply not your place to get involved. Just be there for her when she needs a friend. Particularly when she discovers, for herself, what he's really like - it will happen, it's just gonna take time! Then she'll really need a sympathetic ear. Just take care - that is not the time to make a move on her if that's what you're hoping for. Rebound relationships really ain't great.Oh, and did you read my earlier advice on the yard of ale? indeed i did AOWW worked a charm! impressed the lads at footie . So frustrating, over two years they have been together when will she realise? dw im not the type to hit on a girl on the rebound, thats just wrong. Very low!! i am good at listening and i have listened so many times for the last two years everytime it goes wrong, but i just wish shed realise oh well. Is it obvious i like her alot myself haha
WetFlannel Posted 26 December 2007 Posted 26 December 2007 indeed i did AOWW worked a charm! impressed the lads at footie . So frustrating, over two years they have been together when will she realise? dw im not the type to hit on a girl on the rebound, thats just wrong. Very low!! i am good at listening and i have listened so many times for the last two years everytime it goes wrong, but i just wish shed realise oh well.Is it obvious i like her alot myself haha It is after youve said that!
AoWW Posted 26 December 2007 Posted 26 December 2007 indeed i did AOWW worked a charm! impressed the lads at footie . So frustrating, over two years they have been together when will she realise? dw im not the type to hit on a girl on the rebound, thats just wrong. Very low!! i am good at listening and i have listened so many times for the last two years everytime it goes wrong, but i just wish shed realise oh well.Is it obvious i like her alot myself haha Fairly obvious, yes.
Foxhateram Posted 26 December 2007 Author Posted 26 December 2007 Fairly obvious, yes. Oh dear. So i just like leave it? While im here, anyone got any advice on cheering people up who have cancer.... my mate was diagnosed with it a few months back hes had his op and he is now going through his chemo and stuff. I seriosuly have run out of idea's of what to say or do.
Foxhateram Posted 16 February 2012 Author Posted 16 February 2012 Humiliating myself in order to bump a quality laughable thread. Cus I like singing . Funny apart from final post anyway.
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