lookwhaticando Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 Following on from the bizarre tale of a man and his bike comes the tale of the man and the railing. ---------------------------- Fancy that! 'Sex with a fence' man walks free A DRUNKEN West End reveller who tried to have sex with a fence has walked free from court. Daniel French, 24, of Verity Way, Stevenage, had clambered into a locked park when he made "sexual motions" towards iron railings and proclaimed to police: "I'm going to have sex with a fence." Asked at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court whether he made the bizarre comment he denied making a pass at the metalwork, saying: "That's disgusting." Philip Lemoine, prosecuting, said French had been drinking all night when he was spotted by police in Leicester Square Gardens in the early hours of Sunday morning. "The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings. "He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'. "'He was with two girls who were trying to calm things down. Police realised he was drunk. French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson." But French, who admitted on Monday afternoon to being drunk and disorderly, said the police were bullying him. He protested to magistrates: "That's not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me. "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting." French has a previous conviction for shoplifting. Magistrates sentenced him to the time he had spent in custody since his arrest. ---------------- At least the railing is a little more plausible as a recipient of some lovin'
Nationwider Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 I'm sure one of Gary Barlow's first solo hits was "Sex With A Fence". Perhaps he'd been listening to that?
Zingari Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 he should be behind bars .......errr i mean nowhere near bars to think i used to chain my bike to the railings , does this make me a bondage freak
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 Following on from the bizarre tale of a man and his bike comes the tale of the man and the railing.---------------------------- Fancy that! 'Sex with a fence' man walks free A DRUNKEN West End reveller who tried to have sex with a fence has walked free from court. Daniel French, 24, of Verity Way, Stevenage, had clambered into a locked park when he made "sexual motions" towards iron railings and proclaimed to police: "I'm going to have sex with a fence." Asked at City of Westminster Magistrates' Court whether he made the bizarre comment he denied making a pass at the metalwork, saying: "That's disgusting." Philip Lemoine, prosecuting, said French had been drinking all night when he was spotted by police in Leicester Square Gardens in the early hours of Sunday morning. "The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings. "He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'. "'He was with two girls who were trying to calm things down. Police realised he was drunk. French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson." But French, who admitted on Monday afternoon to being drunk and disorderly, said the police were bullying him. He protested to magistrates: "That's not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me. "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting." French has a previous conviction for shoplifting. Magistrates sentenced him to the time he had spent in custody since his arrest. ---------------- At least the railing is a little more plausible as a recipient of some lovin' Christ !! What did the two girls Look like?????????????????
Thracian Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 he should be behind bars .......errr i mean nowhere near bars to think i used to chain my bike to the railings , does this make me a bondage freak There's so many about!
David O'Leary Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 Please God never get me that drunk :pinch:
MPH Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 Christ !!What did the two girls Look like????????????????? i found a photo of one of them...
Simi Posted 20 November 2007 Posted 20 November 2007 i found a photo of one of them... That's both of them. If you squint I'm sure you can see one of her fingers. Oh wait, that isn't a finger...Gotcha.
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