“Raise The Prices – Suffer The Consequences”

[Daggers]

No, you can't.

There this one important date in April, you know.

(But you can have one after)

My birthday?

[Guest]

No, you can't.

There this one important date in April, you know.

(But you can have one after)

I bloody can. I have to carb load now.

My birthday?

Are you going to have a cheeky monkey birthday cake too?

I love birthdays.

[Finnegan]

Northampton v Leicester would be one of the more good natured local rivalries IMO.

Northampton's got no cathedral

Northampton's got no cathedral

Nah nah nah nah HEY

Nah nah nah nah HEY

Doesn't scan well but you get the idea.

Surprised you don't know better, you Proddy-hater.

[Daggers]

Are you going to have a cheeky monkey birthday cake too?

I love birthdays.

You can get Cheeky Monkey birthday cakes?

I want a Cheeky Monkey birthday cake.

I'm going to wake up my woman now and tell her.