Anyone on here drank their own wee wee?

[Alexikokopops]

Went on a hockey tour in Easter to Salou in Spain.

Somehow we had a democratic vote on the subject of shotting our own piss.

Four to one voted in favour, all five of us did it.

It tastes like saki.

Here's the aftermath (taken by a random Spanish person that was passing)

Job done.

[LeeCovFox]

"Ways of using AUT"

Drinking:

Morning urine is best. Take the middle stream. You can start with a few drops, building up to one glass a day. Good as a tonic, as a preventive and in minor illnesses.

Fasting:

Drink all the urine you pass, except for the evenings—otherwise you won’t get any sleep. You can also take some extra water. The urine will quickly change its taste into almost neutral. Fasting on urine and water cleanses the blood. Toxins are removed through liver, skin and exhalation.

Gargle:

Gargling with urine works wonders when having a throat-ache. Also good for toothache and generally when having a cold.

Enemas:

Urine enemas work very well in cleansing the colon and in providing a direct immune stimulant.

Vaginal douche:

Helpful in cases such as yeast problems, white discharge, etc.

Ear and eye drops:

For ear infections, conjunctivitis, glaucoma. For the eyes, dilute the urine with some water.

Sniffing urine/Neti:

Sinusitis and other nose problems. Very good preventive for colds and to clean the subtlechannels in the head.

External application

Massaging/rubbing: You can use either fresh or old urine. Old urine (4 to 8 days) is generally more effective, but it has a pungent odour. Massaging the whole body is an important complementary treatment when fasting. It nourishes the body through the skin and helps against increased heartbeat.

You can leave the urine on or wash it off after an hour or so, just with water or with a mild, natural soap. Fresh urine as an after-shave gives you a beautiful soft skin. It is also helpful in all kinds of skin problems such as itching, sunburns, eczema, psoriasis and acne.

Gentle rubbing of urine into acupressure points (for example, on the ears) is useful when reactions are otherwise too strong accompanied by heavy allergic reaction.

Foot baths: Any skin and nail problems of the feet (athlete’s foot and ringworm)

Compress: When rubbing is not appropriate, this is another way of applying urine on the skin.

Hair and scalp massage: Renders the hair soft and clean. Sometimes stimulates new hair growth.

[CKB]

Not sure why I'm sharing this but what the hell.

It was last saturday. I got in after the match having been down our local pub after and even though I hadn't drank much I felt really drunk, maybe the heat got to me during the day. I got in about 2am.

Now I always take a glass of water when I go to bed especially over here as it is always warm at night.

So I wake up about 4am I reached over to my glass of water and started drinking, once I swallowed I realised something was badly wrong, it was much warmer than it should be and then the strange taste hit me, I dont know how to explain it as I've never tasted anything quite like it before, it was a little salty and bitter, and probably because I had been to a BBQ and drank lots of beer it had a beef/bud taste...some people say drinking bud is like fizzy wee, they might be right.

I must have in my drunken state woke up earlier and being too lazy to make it to the bathroom grabbed my empty glass and did what comes naturally, and later when I woke again out of routine just reached for the drink.

I'm ashamed.

I take time out from an important thing to read this? You should be ashamed! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

(Goes back to eating my own shit)

[purpleronnie]

I've consoled myself in the fact there are worse things I could drink, like this guy:-

Or this one:-

[Floating Fox]

[potter3]

I've consoled myself in the fact there are worse things I could drink, like this guy:-

Or this one:-

http://youtube.com/watch?v=82mwr4lmYPo&feature=related