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Anyone on here drank their own wee wee?

By purpleronnie, in General Chat

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purpleronnie

purpleronnie

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Not sure why I'm sharing this but what the hell.

It was last saturday. I got in after the match having been down our local pub after and even though I hadn't drank much I felt really drunk, maybe the heat got to me during the day. I got in about 2am.

Now I always take a glass of water when I go to bed especially over here as it is always warm at night.

So I wake up about 4am I reached over to my glass of water and started drinking, once I swallowed I realised something was badly wrong, it was much warmer than it should be and then the strange taste hit me, I dont know how to explain it as I've never tasted anything quite like it before, it was a little salty and bitter, and probably because I had been to a BBQ and drank lots of beer it had a beef/bud taste...some people say drinking bud is like fizzy wee, they might be right.

I must have in my drunken state woke up earlier and being too lazy to make it to the bathroom grabbed my empty glass and did what comes naturally, and later when I woke again out of routine just reached for the drink.

I'm ashamed.

SamL

SamL

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Not sure why I'm sharing this but what the hell.

It was last saturday. I got in after the match having been down our local pub after and even though I hadn't drank much I felt really drunk, maybe the heat got to me during the day. I got in about 2am.

Now I always take a glass of water when I go to bed especially over here as it is always warm at night.

So I wake up about 4am I reached over to my glass of water and started drinking, once I swallowed I realised something was badly wrong, it was much warmer than it should be and then the strange taste hit me, I dont know how to explain it as I've never tasted anything quite like it before, it was a little salty and bitter, and probably because I had been to a BBQ and drank lots of beer it had a beef/bud taste...some people say drinking bud is like fizzy wee, they might be right.

I must have in my drunken state woke up earlier and being too lazy to make it to the bathroom grabbed my empty glass and did what comes naturally, and later when I woke again out of routine just reached for the drink.

I'm ashamed.

I can't say I've ever done that, it's a wee bit wrong.

I suppose it wasn't completely your fault although peein' in a glass and putting it next to your bed :frusty:

Unlucky mate. :giggle:

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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That is a fantastic story.

I remember almost being sick once when I had made myself a hot toddy before bed with brandy, whisky, honey and boiling water in it. I'd drunk a bit, fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night gasping for a drink, I grabbed it and must've gulped about 3 mouthfuls before realising what it was. Cold, brandy, whisky and water with a globule of honey in it. It was foul. I was very nearly sick.

It's nothing on your story though.

MikeyT

MikeyT

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Not sure why I'm sharing this but what the hell.

It was last saturday. I got in after the match having been down our local pub after and even though I hadn't drank much I felt really drunk, maybe the heat got to me during the day. I got in about 2am.

Now I always take a glass of water when I go to bed especially over here as it is always warm at night.

So I wake up about 4am I reached over to my glass of water and started drinking, once I swallowed I realised something was badly wrong, it was much warmer than it should be and then the strange taste hit me, I dont know how to explain it as I've never tasted anything quite like it before, it was a little salty and bitter, and probably because I had been to a BBQ and drank lots of beer it had a beef/bud taste...some people say drinking bud is like fizzy wee, they might be right.

I must have in my drunken state woke up earlier and being too lazy to make it to the bathroom grabbed my empty glass and did what comes naturally, and later when I woke again out of routine just reached for the drink.

I'm ashamed.

:crylaugh:

Cant be that ashamed, you have just told god knows how many strangers!

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Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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That is a fantastic story.

I remember almost being sick once when I had made myself a hot toddy before bed with brandy, whisky, honey and boiling water in it. I'd drunk a bit, fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night gasping for a drink, I grabbed it and must've gulped about 3 mouthfuls before realising what it was. Cold, brandy, whisky and water with a globule of honey in it. It was foul. I was very nearly sick.

It's nothing on your story though.

I've drank my contact lenses on numerous occassion, by doing a similar thing, but never wee though!!! :D

Steven

Steven

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I had an Uncle who was in the Desert during the War (WW2) and they used to "recycle" their urine in really bad times. :(:cry:

purpleronnie

purpleronnie

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Not sure if I should share this with family or work colleagues though.

I believe some people actually enjoy the taste of their own urine, but I wouldn't recommend it, although thats based on my wee others may taste better.

MikeyT

MikeyT

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Not sure if I should share this with family or work colleagues though.

I believe some people actually enjoy the taste of their own urine, but I wouldn't recommend it, although thats based on my wee others may taste better.

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The Reverend

The Reverend

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Not sure why I'm sharing this but what the hell.

It was last saturday. I got in after the match having been down our local pub after and even though I hadn't drank much I felt really drunk, maybe the heat got to me during the day. I got in about 2am.

Now I always take a glass of water when I go to bed especially over here as it is always warm at night.

So I wake up about 4am I reached over to my glass of water and started drinking, once I swallowed I realised something was badly wrong, it was much warmer than it should be and then the strange taste hit me, I dont know how to explain it as I've never tasted anything quite like it before, it was a little salty and bitter, and probably because I had been to a BBQ and drank lots of beer it had a beef/bud taste...some people say drinking bud is like fizzy wee, they might be right.

I must have in my drunken state woke up earlier and being too lazy to make it to the bathroom grabbed my empty glass and did what comes naturally, and later when I woke again out of routine just reached for the drink.

I'm ashamed.

:clap::D

That is brilliant!

Well done!

Durnerz

Durnerz

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My mate pissed in a glass when he was drunk and couldnt be arsed getting out of bed.

You just took it to the next level though mate lol

stez

stez

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i remember reading once that an indian prime minister used to drink his own slash

ah here we go:

Auto urine therapy

Morarji Desai practised "auto urine therapy" (drinking one's own urine) to keep fit. In an interview, he stated that he was afflicted with piles in his 40s and was advised to try out drinking shivambu. (shiv=holy, ambu=water; in the therapy, urine is called 'shivambu'.) He felt benefits of the therapy within a week, and was soon completely cured. He continued the therapy for the rest of his life and argued for its curative effects on health.

from here.

he died aged 99, so i guess we'll all have to get used to purpleronnie being around <_<

Bert

Bert

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I drank some beer in Wetherspoons last week and to be fair, it might as just as well have been p1ss.

:giggle:

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