Wycombe Fox Posted 15 May 2008 Posted 15 May 2008 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ian_Holloway Sh*t Tourettes!!! A condition whereby the sufferer spouts sh*t all the time!
Houdini Logic Posted 15 May 2008 Posted 15 May 2008 I'm not sure if this has been posted before - but i remember these making me laugh http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/sport/ian_holloway
Phil Bert Fox Posted 15 May 2008 Posted 15 May 2008 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ian_HollowaySh*t Tourettes!!! A condition whereby the sufferer spouts sh*t all the time! Fooking Brill, spot on!
Lichfieldfox. Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 I'm not sure if this has been posted before - but i remember these making me laughhttp://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/sport/ian_holloway The best quote was the last one " my wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and thats the truth" So Ian now is the time to swap roles with your lovely wife and do us all a favour and become a house husband.
Scow Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 He is officially the fourth worst manager in the history of football, narrowly missing out on the title to Peter Taylor, Bryan Robson and Steve McClaren. Holloway was the creation of a sexual liason between Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and the widow of a Cornish pirate. Holloway is also a sufferer of the genetic disease called 'Shit Tourettes' which, unfortuantely, means that he can do nothing but spout shit all the time. The condition also means that Holloway's predictions are rather wide of the mark. For example, he said: 'I can guarantee Leicester City fans that we will finish no lower then 17th'. The club went on to finish 22nd. Tit.
Nath. Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Steve 'Cant jump and i ****ing well aint going to jump' Howard. Just pissed my pants.
pauliepaul Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Ultimately the joke is on you - he is still your manager!
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