The People's Hero Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 Learn how to expertly season and cook dinosaurs and present them in a timeless, cartoon-art fashion, with me, Dino-Dino.
Fox You Forest Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 Learn how to expertly season and cook dinosaurs and present them in a timeless, cartoon-art fashion, with me, Dino-Dino. You should pitch this to BBC2 i think your in with a shout.
The People's Hero Posted 1 July 2008 Author Posted 1 July 2008 I'm going to host it, cocking outside, on Saffron lane. I'll barbecue a velociraptor and marinade it with tears of dissappointment (I'll have to wait till the season starts to collect these) - stored in a vial of discontent (donated by Martin George). Oh and sage.
General Smuts Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 You want celebrity guests. You'll never get it comissioned without celebrity guests. I hear Elvis Hammonds not doing owt next season. Get him on.
Guest Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 I'm going to host it, cocking outside, on Saffron lane.I'll barbecue a velociraptor and marinade it with tears of dissappointment (I'll have to wait till the season starts to collect these) - stored in a vial of discontent (donated by Martin George). Oh and sage. Shocking! Post watershed show then?
The People's Hero Posted 1 July 2008 Author Posted 1 July 2008 Shocking! Post watershed show then? Errr.. yeah, me n Elvis are goin' braaaaapin' the ladi... errr bitches of Lestah Town, innit bra!?
Fox You Forest Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 You want celebrity guests. You'll never get it comissioned without celebrity guests.I hear Elvis Hammonds not doing owt next season. Get him on. Keeping on the Dinosaur theme how about: Bruce Forsyth Paul Daniels Lionel Blair What a lineup.
The People's Hero Posted 1 July 2008 Author Posted 1 July 2008 Keeping on the Dinosaur theme how about:Bruce Forsyth Paul Daniels Lionel Blair What a lineup. Good idea. On that subject, we'll change the show to live footage of the death of people I don't like by firing range. The above three all qualify. I don't know what you're laughing about Jamie Oliver, you're not really here to show us how to rub dill in to a Brontosaurus fillet.
Fox You Forest Posted 1 July 2008 Posted 1 July 2008 Then at the end Derren Brown comes out and shows us all it was a mind game.
Tabou Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 Then at the end Derren Brown comes out and shows us all it was a mind game. David Blaine. If Channel 4 think that watching him underwater for periods of time is entertaining, then maybe they can send a camera crew to David Lloyd's swimming pool this evening. I bet I can beat him. After that, I'll stand on the top of a telephone pylon for a week or so. check it.
The People's Hero Posted 2 July 2008 Author Posted 2 July 2008 David Blaine. If Channel 4 think that watching him underwater for periods of time is entertaining, then maybe they can send a camera crew to David Lloyd's swimming pool this evening. I bet I can beat him. After that, I'll stand on the top of a telephone pylon for a week or so. check it. Zippy and George - What really happened under the rainbow.
Fox You Forest Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 Zippy and George - What really happened under the rainbow. That sounds a bit risque, Channel 5 may bite though.
The People's Hero Posted 2 July 2008 Author Posted 2 July 2008 The Seven Deadly Sins and how to cram them all in to your 45 minute lunchbreak hosted by Fern Britton & Vernon Kaye.
Tabou Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 The Seven Deadly Sins and how to cram them all in to your 45 minute lunchbreak hosted by Fern Britton & Vernon Kaye. I'm thinking more along the lines of :- "Relationship guidance with John Leslie"
Fox You Forest Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 I'm thinking more along the lines of :- "Relationship guidance with John Leslie" Funny you should metion that i was thinking "This is your wife with Darren Day".
Guest Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 Funny you should metion that i was thinking "This is your wife with Darren Day". How about "Don't Give Me Your Wife with Darren Day". Then they could use the as a theme tune.
Fox You Forest Posted 2 July 2008 Posted 2 July 2008 How about "Don't Give Me Your Wife with Darren Day". Then they could use the as a theme tune. That works well, Lets get rid of Michael Aspel's red book and swap it with Day's black book full of womens phone numbers and were away. Just need a set now.
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