Simi Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 My chant for Lildave was good when he'd just got back of holiday for the 5aside tourney. Benjani woah Benjani woah He's back from Le Francias He's going to score today. Note - He didn't score. He plays at the back He plays in attack That boy Shaun Wilko Makes Fryatt look shite. Oh Robert Maybury You are the love of my life Oh Robert Maybury I'd let you shag my wife Oh Robert Maybury I wanna be 12ft twoooo. Peutrill wherever you may be You look like a right ****ing pikey It couldn't be worse You look a ****ing state I'll see you Satdee don't be late. Note - Last line is shite.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 LD3, 3, 3 He's shorter than Peutrill's hair LD3, 3, 3 Eats his meals at a high chair He can shoot, he can score, But he's only 2 foot 4, Up front or in the hole, Just don't play the lad in goal
Tevez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Class Fez. Talking balls Ched had a chant didn't he? What was it? Oh Ched..
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Class Fez.Talking balls Ched had a chant didn't he? What was it? Oh Ched.. He's got a really round head, he's got a really round head, he's got a really round head.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Peutrill is a gyppo, He wears a pink cowboy hat, His skinny jeans will look ridiculous when he gets fat, The cider belly's coming, He won't fit through the door, I'll happily retract this all as long as he can score.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Met through a website, We heard you met through a website, Met through a weeeebsite, We heard you met through a website.
Finnegan Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Met through a website,We heard you met through a website, Met through a weeeebsite, We heard you met through a website. :crylaugh:
Finnegan Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Mr. Muscle du du du duMr. Muscle du du du du I'm not playing.
Sparky Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Travis song singh, singh..... singh, singh, singh For the love you bring wont mean a thing Because singh, singh is king !!! Tune of on the ball Its ..... Cobbo to Chedley , Chedley to Syston , Syston to Maybes Maybes to Fez ............ Fez to Manwell , Manwell to Jamie , Jamie to Berty BERTY 1-0 Ran out of talent now
Simi Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 To the Internet Foxes... We've got a sub-forum bigger than your site We've got a sub-forum bigger than your site We've got a sub-forum bigger We've got a sub-forum bigger A sub-forum bigger than your site. AND IT'S SHIT.
General Smuts Posted 7 October 2008 Author Posted 7 October 2008 Some good banter in 'ere I see. Apparently i struck a nerve, Bert spat his dummy out.
Sparky Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Oh General Smutts are you listening you better not get a fisting because at the death your still LFF Walking in a smuttsy wonderland
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 He wears a hat like Petr Cech, Tevez, Tevez He'll make your centre-back a wreck, Tevez, Tevez He's on loan to us from Sileby, Widely available on a free, Shaun Wilkes, Tevez, Foxestalk number 9.
Maybes Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Rob Young, Wherever you may be, Your the quickest man in the whole county, with big black boots and your mullet style hair, the young girls will not fail to stare
Fez of Mahrez Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Rob Young, Wherever you may be,Your the quickest man in the whole county, with big black boots and your mullet style hair, the young girls will not fail to stare Musical Influences: YMCA. In the Navy. I Will Survive. It's Raining Men.
Maybes Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Hes, small, hes fat , hes centre back sparky, sparky, hes loves the women with juicy racks sparky,sparky the west united captain is he, hes got great skills you all will see, its super sparky, FT'z number 5!
Sparky Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Hes, small, hes fat , hes centre backsparky, sparky, hes loves the women with juicy racks sparky,sparky the west united captain is he, hes got great skills you all will see, its super sparky, FT'z number 5! Well built is the way id put it
Maybes Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Well built is the way id put it Buff mate. I was only jokin, it just fitted well.
General Smuts Posted 7 October 2008 Author Posted 7 October 2008 Buff mate. I was only jokin, it just fitted well. How dare you! Thats clearly not allowed on the internet!
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