stez Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 you'd get all the elite types getting their slide rules out and working out the square roots of every pass, like the germans in escape to victory, while the commoners would play with heart and passion and escape through the bath tub after they'd robbed the radios out of the audi tt's of the elite crew
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 Back of the hand. Five knuckles, round the cheek. Job done. I was thinking perhaps a quick blow with the cock, so to speak?
Sparky Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Oh God. We'd get absolutely destroyed. What would the teams be?ELITE FC Me TPH Fez C-Man Flynny Smuts Mablo Benji Commoners United Anyone under 18 Sparky Maybes Bert Raj It's not looking good already. We're having the Singh. I'm not sure if he went to Uni but dammit he has a student card saying he has! Singh would be immense in the match and in the drink off after !!!
stez Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 For Christ's sake don't get any ideas about going now. You've escaped the uni tractor beam where so many others (like me) have failed i succumbed to the stronger lure of brooksby agricultural college
Alexikokopops Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 you'd get all the elite types getting their slide rules out and working out the square roots of every pass, like the germans in escape to victory, while the commoners would play with heart and passion and escape through the bath tub after they'd robbed the radios out of the audi tt's of the elite crew I have the power of the brain, the most erotic muscle. The longbow beats the crossbow my idiotic friend[/Peep Show] I was thinking perhaps a quick blow with the cock, so to speak? Why not combine the two?
Lillehamring Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Oh God. We'd get absolutely destroyed. What would the teams be?ELITE FC Me TPH Fez C-Man Flynny Smuts Mablo Benji Commoners United Anyone under 18 Sparky Maybes Bert Raj It's not looking good already. We're having the Singh. I'm not sure if he went to Uni but dammit he has a student card saying he has! smuts' degree isn't a real one, so they can have him - which, conveniently, should even things up a bit i demand to be the leader of the elitists, as i have been to uni three times and also i'm a smug emigrant, and i prefer mccartney to lennon!
Alexikokopops Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 smuts' degree isn't a real one, so they can have him - which, conveniently, should even things up a bit i demand to be the leader of the elitists, as i have been to uni three times and also i'm a smug emigrant, and i prefer mccartney to lennon! Three times? Bloody hell, we're all proles compared to you
Lillehamring Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 i succumbed to the stronger lure of brooksby agricultural college so, you're a gentleman farmer, you disgust me....might as well wear a frickin crown!
Sparky Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 smuts' degree isn't a real one, so they can have him - which, conveniently, should even things up a bit i demand to be the leader of the elitists, as i have been to uni three times and also i'm a smug emigrant, and i prefer mccartney to lennon! Me too , does that make me ineligible
Lillehamring Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Three times? Bloody hell, we're all proles compared to you um yeah - er, three times, one degree... damn it, rumbled, oh the shame...
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 Me too , does that make me ineligible Course not. Preferring the one thats alive is pure logic. Lennon'd be all wormy and... eurgh...
Alexikokopops Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Me too , does that make me ineligible Your opinion doesn't count. Get back to the hoi polloi!
Sparky Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Your opinion doesn't count. Get back to the hoi polloi! fuming!!! Fook it im off down the pub with a few more plebs , ill see you elitist barstweards later
Guest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 At this rate, Lisa will have to find her old footy boots, shin pads and dust off the old legs!
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 At this rate, Lisa will have to find her old footy boots, shin pads and dust off the old legs! Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Guest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it. You aren't ready for that kind of sight!
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 I assume by sight you mean skill. You'll tear us to shreds (in actual fact you'll probably rip me a new arse, all I can do is run).
Guest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 I assume by sight you mean skill. You'll tear us to shreds (in actual fact you'll probably rip me a new arse, all I can do is run). The only thing I can do is run. Skill is sadly lacking. Although I did score the last time I participated. With my head too.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 I assume by sight you mean skill. You'll tear us to shreds (in actual fact you'll probably rip me a new arse, all I can do is run). Lisa will be on our team. We've got this in the back. ELITISTS, ASSEMBLE!
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 Lisa will be on our team. We've got this in the back. ELITISTS, ASSEMBLE! We need something like the bat-signal only with Thom Yorke's face on it.
Guest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 Lisa will be on our team. We've got this in the back. ELITISTS, ASSEMBLE! I didn't realise Flynny didn't realise. I don't know how to feel.
Flynny Posted 23 December 2008 Author Posted 23 December 2008 I didn't realise Flynny didn't realise. I don't know how to feel. I did realise but somehow managed to disregard it. My apologies.
James. Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 What protection are the elitists going to be given against disease? I assume it'll be a no contact game? Or will the proletariat be scrubbed clean before kick off?
Guest Posted 23 December 2008 Posted 23 December 2008 I'm planning on running away from them. Quickly.
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