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Ross Kemp Meets Pirates

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Genius lol

He loves it. I thought he had covered everything. Wether people like him or hate him you have to admit his tv makes good watching.

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Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...

Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?

Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?

Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?

Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.

Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?

Maggie Jacobs: Yes.

Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.

Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!

[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]

Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?

Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] The brothers.

Andy Millman: The brothers.

lol

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Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...

Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?

Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?

Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?

Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.

Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?

Maggie Jacobs: Yes.

Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.

Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!

[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]

Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?

Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] The brothers.

Andy Millman: The brothers.

lol

"Do you know what SAS stands for? Super Army Soldiers."

lol

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Maggie Jacobs: [trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...

Andy Millman: He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Aren't they brothers?

Andy Millman: In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: So who's this one?

Andy Millman: Ross Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs: Who's his brother?

Andy Millman: I... I don't know if he's got a brother.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.

Andy Millman: Phil Mitchell?

Maggie Jacobs: Yes.

Andy Millman: Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.

Maggie Jacobs: Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.

Andy Millman: [getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!

[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]

Andy Millman: What bit's confusing you?

Maggie Jacobs: [after a pause. mumbles] The brothers.

Andy Millman: The brothers.

lol

:laugh:

Watched that yesterday, Kemp's face when Vinnie Jones is having a go at him lol

Posted
:laugh:

Watched that yesterday, Kemp's face when Vinnie Jones is having a go at him lol

Yeah I love this episode, probably the best in the series. Need to watch this again soon.

Posted

Watched the lot last week. Super Army Soldiers is a brilliant line.

I assume he's just going to stare at the pirates until they die?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted
Apart from doing his series' in Afghanistan Ross Kemp is a dickhead.

Innit. On gangs was so gash. He asks the most stupidly boring questions to everyone and every single episode acted like he was fooking book smart because he'd figured out material deprivation and high unemployment rates were a contributing factor to people joining gangs. I read a review of this on pirates thing and apparently he's still banging on about it. Deprivation in Somalia?!Really??You dont cock around do you Ross.

Posted
Innit. On gangs was so gash. He asks the most stupidly boring questions to everyone and every single episode acted like he was fooking book smart because he'd figured out material deprivation and high unemployment rates were a contributing factor to people joining gangs. I read a review of this on pirates thing and apparently he's still banging on about it. Deprivation in Somalia?!Really??You dont cock around do you Ross.

Yeah well what else do you expect. It's easy watching and gives you an insight into piracy which no other program has.

Was a good watch. lol all the pirates are Arsenal fans

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