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Phoenix Nights Appreciation

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Young Kenny trying to hide the permanant tiger face every week was great too!

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lol

Me and a mate were real fanatics of Phoenix Nights. I went round his house once and we got his little sister to record us doing a re-enactment of the Potter/Den Perry office scene, where Perry is threatening to burn the club down. We dressed up and learnt the lines off by heart (with the script book). It took about 100 takes due to continously pissing ourselves.

Another time, we spent the whole afternoon working out the keys to play the theme tune on his piano.

We also both purchased 'garlic bread?' t-shirts from the Peter Kay store :P

A real shame that they never made a 3rd series. Max and Paddy was decent, but not a patch on Phoenix Nights.

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Come and get you black bin bags :D

Come and get your black bin bags

They're on offer till December

Come and get your black bin bags

They're long, black and slender

Heavy duty black bin bags

No matter what your gender

Heavy duty black bin bags

Whether bi or straight or bender

Just rip with me, just rip with me, and tear with me right now

...

If you're feeling rather hungry, hey there's a product you'll remember

Eat it hot or cold on Sunday, or you can put it in a blender

Corned Beef with chips or with salad, It's corned beef - even Buckingham Palce eats corned beef

Hey, why don't you try corned beef hash!?

....

MOVE IT PENGUIN!

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I love Phoenix Nights!! :D

When they told Brian that Ray Von was like a murder and when the smoke machine f***ed up and Ray Von went to hit it with a hammer and Brian thought he was gonna kill him lol

The black bin bag/corned beef songs.

Shabba.

Ray Von playing 'techno' music and all the old ladies walking out.

The shoe song when the electric went 'I wanted white ones...' and the reporter chatting to Brian about it when he didn't realise it was racist!

There's loads more things that I can think of but thats just a few :P

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I love Phoenix Nights!! :D

When they told Brian that Ray Von was like a murder and when the smoke machine f***ed up and Ray Von went to hit it with a hammer and Brian thought he was gonna kill him lol

The black bin bag/corned beef songs.

Shabba.

Ray Von playing 'techno' music and all the old ladies walking out.

The shoe song when the electric went 'I wanted white ones...' and the reporter chatting to Brian about it when he didn't realise it was racist!

There's loads more things that I can think of but thats just a few :P

I watched the first two episodes last night after reading this thread :cool:

"Ray Von, as in RAVE ON!"

"Can you turn it down a bit?"

"WHAT?"

"It's banging!"

"Cheers!"

The 'captain' is dead - "He was, he was, he was asthmatic, he was asthmatic. Stick him in the Penine suite, in here it's murder, in there it's natural causes". Then his false teeth fall out lol

Send the buggers back, oh send the buggers back.

These aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back.

I said I wanted white ones, they've sent us bloody black,

I'm going to put the lid back on and send the buggers back.

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"its a twenty foot cock and balls man,it don't look like anything else" :crylaugh:

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'Baldy Bouncer'.

When talking about Sean Connerys' wigs

"Connery,he loves 'em,no wig,no hit,shit!"

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I watched the first two episodes last night after reading this thread :cool:

"Ray Von, as in RAVE ON!"

"Can you turn it down a bit?"

"WHAT?"

"It's banging!"

"Cheers!"

The 'captain' is dead - "He was, he was, he was asthmatic, he was asthmatic. Stick him in the Penine suite, in here it's murder, in there it's natural causes". Then his false teeth fall out lol

Send the buggers back, oh send the buggers back.

These aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back.

I said I wanted white ones, they've sent us bloody black,

I'm going to put the lid back on and send the buggers back.

The louder you scream, the faster the ride. Shabba!

I love Ray Von :P He's like my favourite person on Phoenix Nights!

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I went to see Dave Spikey live and he actually sang the black bin bags & corned beef hash songs at the end of the show. Brilliant :D

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"are my eyes dreaming or is that 2 of my workmen onstage singing accapullco"

"stop crapping,get cracking"

"get back,get back before i headbutt you in the groin"

some classic lines,please add more,never fail to make me smile!

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"are my eyes dreaming or is that 2 of my workmen onstage singing accapullco"

"stop crapping,get cracking"

"get back,get back before i headbutt you in the groin"

some classic lines,please add more,never fail to make me smile!

"I want a refund!" , "Well I wanna moon-walk but life's a shit house!"

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