Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tonight at approximately 2100 hours the cocktails wizards 5 a side team will meet at the goals football centre in Leicester. Included are members from foxestalk....the hillsdonator, Tomassi, Cobbo, and Benji. Where they will face the Monsell Allstars with a record of one win and two losses from their previous 3 games. The Cocktail Wizards currently, have a record of 2 wins and 2 losses from 4 games. Man of the Match from last weeks loss was thehillsdonator, would like to emulate his performance after his no-nonsense defending kept the scoreline down to only 5-10. Quoted today from Cocktail Wizards Capain Tomassi "We are quietly confident of pulling off the win tonight, with a quality squad who knows what damage we could to the oppositions confidence"
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi Blast at Faulkner Tomassi, a surprise inclusion as a Goalkeeper tonight, has blasted fellow collegue and usual goalkeeper Mike Faulkner for recent performances. ''His on-field displays in recent weeks has been altogether poor, he needs to channel his energies in the correct manner and not be as ugly as one man can be..'' ''In goal he has conceded so many silly goals which i hope to not accomplish in our game tonight'' Tomassi was then asked about tonights team selection. ''Benji is a free-forward player who likes to get hold off the ball and i will be looking to connect with him to score many goals tonight, TheHillsdonator is a hot and cold player.. he can have world-class games and then play like Djimi Traore.. lets not hope for the latter tonight, and Cobbo is mr consistency.. likes to organise and tear defences aswel''
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 News just in!!! Thehillsdonator suprised by comments of fellow team mate The hillsdonator has hit out at Tomassi, branding him as a "teamwrecker". No excuse was given by the 6ft2 "hot and cold defender"
kerryh Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 I've just phoned William Hill and put a tenner on you to win - don't let me down.
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi hits out at theHillsdonator Tomassi has verbally attacked theHillsdonator prior to the Wizards home game against the Monsell Allstars this evening. ''Thehillsdonator may feel my voice tonight if he doesnt work as hard as he did last week..'' ''the injury prone freak must impress tonight if he thinks he is going to win a new contract with the club'' Tomassi was then asked about his own future at the club. ''No Comment''
kerryh Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi hits out at theHillsdonatorTomassi has verbally attacked theHillsdonator prior to the Wizards home game against the Monsell Allstars this evening. ''Thehillsdonator may feel my voice tonight if he doesnt work as hard as he did last week..'' ''the injury prone freak must impress tonight if he thinks he is going to win a new contract with the club'' Tomassi was then asked about his own future at the club. ''No Comment'' 115484[/snapback] Two of you on one team???
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Hillsdonator threatens to quit over allegations made The Hillsdonator has threatened to boycott tonights game, this all over allegations made by their back up striker Tomassi. "This so called superstar has pleaded with the media that i do not put 110% into every game i play. I assure all fellow team mates, fans and club personnel directly involved with both the Cocktail Wizards and Fosse City that my heart goes into every game" The hillsdonator will now threaten legal action if this does not stop. The manager Colin Childs will be made note of my discomfort if i do decide to play.
Guest freund Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 I really wish that there was some sort of yawning emoticon.
shen Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 I really wish that there was some sort of yawning emoticon. 115495[/snapback] Are you choking on a bitter pill?
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Hillsdonator threatens to quit over allegations madeThe Hillsdonator has threatened to boycott tonights game, this all over allegations made by their back up striker Tomassi. "This so called superstar has pleaded with the media that i do not put 110% into every game i play. I assure all fellow team mates, fans and club personnel directly involved with both the Cocktail Wizards and Fosse City that my heart goes into every game" The hillsdonator will now threaten legal action if this does not stop. The manager Colin Childs will be made note of my discomfort if i do decide to play. 115494[/snapback] Captain Quits over TheHillsdonator Report Tomassi has quit ahead of tonights game leaving the Wizards in the shit ''i hate everyone im gonna leave the country and eat in kazhakstan''
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Hillsdonator beleives Tomassi will not be missed "We will not not miss our stand-in keeper. Faulkner is more than good enough to replace Tomassi, and the squad has more than enough qualityin which to survive without him" The hillsdonator not wishing to comment on allegations of match fixing in the previous fixture.
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi Sues TheHillsdonator Tomassi has won a legal case against TheHillsdonator claiming the latters conduct forced Tomassi to leave the beloved club he started up in 2003. ''I sued the barsteward''
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Quoted from the hillsdonators personal fan club website was this comment.... "I believe i will become a stronger more influential player without Tomassi thinking he is bigger than the club" "We do not need these wannabe superstars who are only in it for the glory!"
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Hillsdonator Jailed for 3 years TheHillsdonators comments behind Tomassi's back bismerging him has landed him in jail. His meals will consist of Rat_Burgers, Cauliflower and FudgeCake.
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi on the run Tomassi has been forced to go on the run after a local newspaper, (the oadby and wigston mail) accused the player of sexually assualting a lampost outside of Kwik Save near to the workplace of fellow Superstar Mr Michael Faulkner.
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi makes contact with TheHillsdonator Tomassi made a fone call to Leicester HmH Prison claiming things to be settled and things go back to normal. This was found out by our network recievers and in the conversation was included.. ''Look theHillsdonator.. i know u shagged mr faulkner but can we get things back to normal and win the league for the Wizards??''
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 r.i.p the tale of Tomassi's football career The bbc will be showing a 30 second clip of Tomassi and his football career, after it was left in ruins after he was finally sacked from the club. It would have been longer but there hasnt really been anything to it.
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi blows up Leicester HmH Prison Tomassi is on the run after blowing up The Leicester HmH Prison. It is Thought that TheHillsdonator is one of the victims of the 'R' Bomb that was used.
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Hillsdonator dissapointed Hillsdonator- " Having been best mates with Mr Tomassi previously i would finally like to declare his involvement in the La Manga incident" I was covering for him and alwys have been." This all said as the hillsdonator struggles to rise from his seat, with his legs apart, looking like the r-victim he has become and this all down to Tomassi!
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Tomassi confirms Rumour The long-standing rumour that TheHillsdonator is a Happy 'R' Victim has been confirmed at long-last by Tomassi. ''He was walking down kwik save one night and noticed a red Fiat CinqueCento'' ''He looked inside then was happily attacked by Mike Faulkner from behind'' ''He never went to the police as it gave him a permanent smile and a unique walking style in which he hobbles along''
Durnerz Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Durning - END THIS FOOLISHNESS Foxestalk player Chris Durning has called for thehillsdonater and Tomassi to stop the handbags and exchange fisticuffs and rather nasty challenges on Saturday at Victoria park. "It would be a great laugh" A spokesperson for Mr Durning added. "Also it'd make it easier for me to score should they be on the opposition"
Tomassi Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 Durning - END THIS FOOLISHNESSFoxestalk player Chris Durning has called for thehillsdonater and Tomassi to stop the handbags and exchange fisticuffs and rather nasty challenges on Saturday at Victoria park. "It would be a great laugh" A spokesperson for Mr Durning added. "Also it'd make it easier for me to score should they be on the opposition" 115547[/snapback] Tomassi rejects Durning Claims The above report stated it would be easier for Chris Durning to score against Tomassi. ''he only scored once in 2 hours of football when i was the opposition''
Benji Posted 26 May 2005 Posted 26 May 2005 whats this? a goalkeeper that throws to his own team mates? i never thought i'd see the day on your side
Random Burglar Posted 26 May 2005 Author Posted 26 May 2005 Durning to be dissapointed Mr Durning is to be dissapointed after the hillsdonator confirms he will not be able to make the kick about session. "I have a photo shoot planned for my new boot deal, and a hospital appointment for that long awaited injury to my toe-nail" Hillsdonator sickened by comment made The Hillsdonator has called for a public brawl in order to sort this long dispute. Claims were made by Tomassi that thehillsdonator is an R victim. "This simply isnt true, i can confirm i did not have any sexual relations in that car"
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