Alexikokopops Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 So yeah, ask questions here and all that business, and I'll answer away.
Tomassi Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Are you a greek in disguise? Would u own a beer factory and do lots of hard work if it meant free beer? do u take spliffage? describe this emoticon.. :w00t: will u be coming to a foxestalk kickabout in the future? what is your favourite chinese dish? would u sleep with a 58 yr old if it meant u got paid 58,000 dolla? fit ginger or average blonde?
Guest Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 You have your head caught in between railings; what is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you whilst waiting for the Fire Brigade to come and rescue you? Vimto or Ribena? What is your dream car?
Newcastle_Fox Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 How many times a week do you perform "the Grand slam" What is 10+10+4.5x6.2/123+10+324424*9999999+66+888+1+88.5? Why does it always rain on me? Ever farted in a public place and then blamed it on a stranger? Ever had a pokie bum wank? Ever been caught? Ever woke up next to a ugly bird and dont remember anything about last night? The inspiration behind your name? Pint price in your union? Do you hate Coventry uni scum? Ever blown up a frog with a straw? Ever seen any beastality porn? Can you explain this for me using on objects found in a pub?
Ric Flair Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Would you eat a gypsy if they beat you at subbuteo? Have you ever worn a leotard (spelling)? If so, did your spuds feel unwelcome in it? Are you related to Iggy Pop? Would you be quite happy to see Coventry bombed again? Can you see past the end of your beer? Fire wire or wob wob? Explain conjunctivitus adding the words 'matthew', 'virgil' and 'es paradise' and it making sense. Have you ever seen a home boy do a drive by? Would you go out on the piss with Hanson?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Will there ever be a boy born who could swim faster than a shark? If a thousand monkeys sat at a thousand typewriters, how long would it take them to replicate the complete works of Shakespeare? Who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1973? Which of Girls Aloud do you most fancy? What is your favourite TV comedy show ever? Would you rather live in Sunderland or Luton? Who will win the Premiership next season? If a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Is it really possible that I had a fantastic time at Life last night? If you were a Darth, what name would you choose for yourself? Whose line is it anyway? Which ten people would you invite round for dinner? Which five people would you go out on the razz with? Do you think 'Cillit Bang' is the best way to describe a particularly impressive or important goal? Do Smarties have the answer?
Solihullfox Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Would you eat a gypsy if they beat you at subbuteo?Have you ever worn a leotard (spelling)? If so, did your spuds feel unwelcome in it? Are you related to Iggy Pop? Would you be quite happy to see Coventry bombed again? Can you see past the end of your beer? Fire wire or wob wob? Explain conjunctivitus adding the words 'matthew', 'virgil' and 'es paradise' and it making sense. Have you ever seen a home boy do a drive by? Would you go out on the piss with Hanson? 118132[/snapback] Hoof, I thought Coventry had been bombed again.
Scarby Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Do you believe we should publish our research in the campaigne to find 3rd nipples on the female sex? Favourite Lynx deo? Do you know why i have just dyed my hair blonde? ever pulled a mates bird? Chalk or cheese? Tescos or Sainsburys? Ever phoned a sex line? Who would you most like to meet here? and why? New Oasis or old Oasis? New Stereophonics or Old Stereophonics? Ever fancied a mates mum? Any ideas on how to get more people to sponsor me on the footie tour? TK Max or Matalan? Holidays - sit by pool or explore? Tits or Arse? Vicar of Dib or Father Ted?
Alexikokopops Posted 1 June 2005 Author Posted 1 June 2005 Tomassi Are you a greek in disguise? I like to think so, I'd be a little bit more exatic and have an exciting surname like Steligopoulopoulos. Unfortunately my surname's just another name for a patch of boggy ground, I think I drew the short straw here. Would u own a beer factory and do lots of hard work if it meant free beer? Depends what kind of hard work. I mean, if it's the kind of hard work that involves, say, standing up and pouring myself another pint I'm all for it. But if it's much harder I'd have to think about it. do u take spliffage? I'm a student, I'll leave the rest to the imagination describe this emoticon.. :w00t: Me on Saturday when I finally finish these bloody exams will u be coming to a foxestalk kickabout in the future? If I don't have an exam slap bang in the middle of the day and everyone promises not to laugh at football skill not seen since the likes of Junior Lewis graced the Filbert Street turf. what is your favourite chinese dish? I'm an Indian man myself, but it'd be a toss up between Beef in Black Bean Sauce and that Beef stuff when it's all crazy (narrowed down well there) would u sleep with a 58 yr old if it meant u got paid 58,000 dolla? Hell, I'd sleep with one for 10 dolla, I need all the cash I can lay my filthy mits on. fit ginger or average blonde? I'd like to say I'd weigh up their personalities and see what each lady was like, but I'd go for the fit one, even if she has got the ginger hair. If there was a brunette in there it'd be a whole different story... Lisa You have your head caught in between railings; what is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you whilst waiting for the Fire Brigade to come and rescue you? Homosexual gang rape I suppose, I wouldn't really be able to do much and have to take it like a REAL MAN. That or being used as a bike stand, I could imagine that getting a tad uncomfortable. Vimto or Ribena? The sweet sugary goodness of Ribena wins every time!! What is your dream car? A Triumph TR6!! Newcastle Fox How many times a week do you perform "the Grand slam" I'm a man of many talents, one of them the ability to control my arse even when mullered, so currently zero, but next time I do you'll be the first to know What is 10+10+4.5x6.2/123+10+324424*9999999+66+888+1+88.5? 3.24 x 10^12 to 3 Significant Figures Why does it always rain on me? Maybe because you stand outside when it's raining? I suggest Primark, they do those cool umbrellas which go up when you push a button, and in a manly black so you don't feel too camp, for the handsome price of just £4. Or it could be because you lied when you were 17. You really didn't think that one through, did you? Ever farted in a public place and then blamed it on a stranger? No, but but I underestimated one recently in the middle of a Probability exam. It echoed. That was a proud moment. Ever had a pokie bum wank? No, too messy for my liking. Ever been caught? Pokey bum wanking? All the time Ever woke up next to a ugly bird and dont remember anything about last night? Only broke up with my girlfriend of 2 and a half years a month ago, can't say I've yet to experience an ugly bird in the morning. I woke up on my floor covered in mud with a Star Wars tshirt on which wasn't mine recently, that proved a tricky mystery to solve. The inspiration behind your name? I don't like Coco Pops, so it's not them. To cut a long story short, I was young, I did some things I'm a little embarrassed about, and the result? Alex[ikokopops] Pint price in your union? £1.50 (booooooooooooooooo!!) Do you hate Coventry uni scum? It depends. One nice Coventry student lady made me and my friend cheesy chips, but one bunch sang a song which, if my hazy memory serves me right, was about Warwick students and dogs AND they didn't tell us the way to the nearest kebab van, BASTARDS!! Ever blown up a frog with a straw? Cow lung, yes. Frog, no. Ever seen any beastality porn? My friend, on the search for the most disguisting porn he could find, stumbled across some gay bestiality porn. That wasn't the nicesest site when trying to eat your crunchy nut cornflakes. The winner? http://www.teensontherag.com Can you explain this for me Haven't the foggiest Terminator X Are you Leicester City fan? No, I'm just one of those people that hang around other team's forums But seriously, yes I am. Hoof Would you eat a gypsy if they beat you at subbuteo? If they kneeled on my Subbuteo players and broke them like a certain ex-friend of mine did then I'd have to seriously consider it. With a little bit of Cheeky Chilli Sauce on top, oh yes!! Have you ever worn a leotard (spelling)? No, but I have worn a proper Latin dance top (like this) If so, did your spuds feel unwelcome in it? Well, Latin dance tops have a part that buttons under the crotch to stop it sliding up, so if you go to the toilet and button that up wrong, AGONY!! One in, one out, it's not nice. Are you related to Iggy Pop? No, but my grandma's cousin is Sir David Frost. Would you be quite happy to see Coventry bombed again? If it stops the scallies from Canley coming and using my bloody astro turf pitch then bomb away!! Ooooooooh, those damn scallies!! Can you see past the end of your beer? Yes, no and maybe Fire wire or wob wob? Excuse me pardon what now? Explain conjunctivitus adding the words 'matthew', 'virgil' and 'es paradise' and it making sense. My Spanish friend Matthew, a huge fan of the Roman poet Virgil, has conjunctivitis, an inflamation of the clear membrane that covers the white part of the eye and lines the inner surface of the eyelids, and he'd be lying if he said "es paradise" ("It's paridise") Have you ever seen a home boy do a drive by? "Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments..." Penny to the first person who tells me where that quote's from. Would you go out on the piss with Hanson? As long as he promised not to moan about my tactics and the like, I'd be up for it. Emsie-Lou would you ever audition for big brother? For my dignity's sake I should really say no, but £70,000 for sitting around for ten weeks shouting at some other people? Sure. Fez Of The Muz Will there ever be a boy born who could swim faster than a shark? Yes, and then the world shall be as one. If a thousand monkeys sat at a thousand typewriters, how long would it take them to replicate the complete works of Shakespeare? The infinite monkey theorem is relatively straightforward to prove. If two events are statistically independent, meaning neither affects the outcome of the other, then the probability of both happening is eqivalent to the product of the probabilities of each one happening on its own. For example, if the chance of rain in Quick Facts about: Sydney The largest Australian city located in southeastern Australia on the Tasman Sea; state capital of New South Wales; Australia's chief portSydney on a particular day is 0.3 and the chance of an Quick Facts about: earthquake Shaking and vibration at the surface of the earth resulting from underground movement along a fault plane of from volcanic activityearthquake in San Francisco on that day is 0.8, the chance of both happening on that same day is 0.3 × 0.8 = 0.24. Now, suppose the typewriter has 50 keys, and the monkey is trying to type the word "banana". Typing at random, the chance that the first letter typed is b is 1/50, as is the chance that the second letter typed is a, and so on. These events are independent, so the chance of the first six letters matching "banana" is 1/506. For the same reason, the chance that the next 6 letters match "banana" is also 1/506, and so on. Now, the chance of not typing "banana" in each block of 6 letters is 1 - 1/506. Because each block is typed independently, the chance, X, of not typing "banana" in any of the first n blocks of 6 letters is X = (1 - 1/506)n. As n gets larger and larger, this number X gets smaller and smaller. For an n of a million, X is 99.99%, but for an n of 10 billion it is 53% and for an n of 100 billion it is 0.17%. As n approaches infinity, the probability X Quick Facts about: asymptotically Quick Summary not found for this subjectasymptotically approaches zero. If we were to count occurrences of "banana" that crossed blocks, X would approach zero even more quickly. The same argument applies if the monkey were typing any other string of characters of any length. The same argument shows why infinitely many monkeys produce a text as quickly as it would be produced by a human typist copying it from the original. In this case X = (1 - 1/506)n where 'X' represents the probability that none of the first n monkeys types "banana" correctly on their first try. When we consider 100 billion monkeys, the probability falls to 0.17%, and as the number of monkeys, n increases to infinity the value of X (the probability of a monkey failing to reproduce a given text) decreases to zero. (This is equivalent to stating that the probability that one or more of an infinite number of monkeys will produce a given text, on the first try, is 100%, or, that it is certain they will do so.) Ignoring Quick Facts about: punctuation The marks used to clarify meaning by indicating separation of words into sentences and clauses and phrasespunctuation, spacing, and capitalization, and assuming a Quick Facts about: uniform distribution Quick Summary not found for this subjectuniform distribution of letters, a monkey has one chance in 26 of correctly typing the first letter of Quick Facts about: Hamlet A community of people smaller than a villageHamlet. It has one chance in 676 (26 times 26) of typing the first two letters. Because the probability shrinks Quick Facts about: exponential A function in which an independent variable appears as an exponentexponentially, at 20 letters it already has only one chance in 2620 = 19,928,148,895,209,409,152,340,197,376, roughly equivalent to the probability of buying 4 Quick Facts about: lottery Players buy (or are given) chances and prizes are distributed according to the drawing of lotslottery tickets consecutively and winning the jackpot each time. In the case of the entire text of Hamlet, the probabilities are so vanishingly small they can barely be conceived in human terms. The mere fact that there is a chance, however unlikely, is the key to the "infinite monkey theorem", because Kolmogorov's zero-one law says that such an infinite series of independent events must have a probability of zero or one. Since we have shown above that the chance is not zero, it must be one. To consider that an event this unlikely is guaranteed to occur given infinite time can give a sense of the vastness of Quick Facts about: infinity Time without endinfinity. Quick Facts about: Gian-Carlo Rota Quick Summary not found for this subjectGian-Carlo Rota wrote in a textbook on probability (unfinished when he died): "If the monkey could type one keystroke every Quick Facts about: nanosecond One billionth of a second; one thousandth of a microsecondnanosecond, the expected waiting time until the monkey types out Hamlet is so long that the estimated Quick Facts about: age of the universe Quick Summary not found for this subjectage of the universe is insignificant by comparison ... this is not a practical method for writing plays. (We cannot resist the temptation to quote from Quick Facts about: A.N. Whitehead Quick Summary not found for this subjectA.N. Whitehead, 'I will not go to infinity'.)" In The Nature of the Physical World: The Gifford Lectures (Macmillan, New York, 1929, page 72) the physicist Arthur Eddington wrote: "If I let my fingers wander idly over the keys of a typewriter it might happen that my screed made an intelligible sentence. If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum. The chance of their doing so is decidedly more favourable than the chance of the molecules returning to one half of the vessel." In physics, then, the force of the "monkeys argument" lies not in the probability that the monkeys will "eventually" produce something intelligible, but in the practical reality that they will not. Any physical process that is even less likely than such monkeys' success is effectively impossible; this is the statistical basis of the Quick Facts about: second law of thermodynamics A law stating that mechanical work can be derived from a body only when that body interacts with another at a lower temperature; any spontaneous process results in an increase of entropysecond law of thermodynamics. Even real monkeys are not immortal. I hope that answers your question. Who won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1973? Anne-Marie David of Luxembourg with "Tu Te Reconnaitras" Which of Girls Aloud do you most fancy? It's gotta be Chezza What is your favourite TV comedy show ever? I do enjoy a good comedy, I'd have to say my favourite comedy of old is Fawlty Towers, in the last 10 years or so either Father Ted or the Day Today, or maybe Brass Eye, and recently it's gotta be Family Guy Would you rather live in Sunderland or Luton? Oooh, it's a toughy but I think Sunderland shades it, I wouldn't mind living near Newcastle for a bit and seeing whether the nightlife is all it's cracked up to be. Who will win the Premiership next season? Fulham, trsut me on this one. If a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound? "Are you kidding, Scott fell down last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!!" Is it really possible that I had a fantastic time at Life last night? It could well be, if you got really drunk and pulled a fat bird. If you were a Darth, what name would you choose for yourself? Darth Cool, you know it makes sense. Whose line is it anyway? Mine, next. Which ten people would you invite round for dinner? Gah! Hate questions like this, I can never think of good answers!! I'll try and come up with a better answer to this in time!! Which five people would you go out on the razz with? Not another one!! Shane MacGowan, he can drink enough for five and it'd be an experience and a half. Do you think 'Cillit Bang' is the best way to describe a particularly impressive or important goal? It's close, but the best has to be "SHIT! Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine". Do Smarties have the answer? If the question's "Are you chocolate encased in a hard candy shell?" or something similar, then yes, but I bet if you asked it have the stuff that's been put up here then I doubt it. sheffield_fox Sheffield or Leeds? Sheffield easily, even with the scourge that is Meadowhall (Damn you Meadowhall!!). My mate comes from Leeds and he hates the place, and especially the football team. Scarboroughfox Do you believe we should publish our research in the campaigne to find 3rd nipples on the female sex? I think so, that research was invalluable, who knows what state the world would be in without our hard work and dedication. Favourite Lynx deo? Don't use Lynx unless it's on special offer, but someone did buy me some "Voodoo" so that'll do. Do you know why i have just dyed my hair blonde? Yes, and if you don't know then maybe I don't want to tell you. ever pulled a mates bird? There was a messy incident involving a mates very recent ex-bird, won't go into details, but never with a mates current bird, I have more style then that Chalk or cheese? Cheese, especially if it's bad boy Mexicana cheese Tescos or Sainsburys? Tescos!! Got me through 6th form that did!! Ever phoned a sex line? When I was 10 me and my mate used to phone the Sex Line from a payphone and use fake names, but apart from that, no. Who would you most like to meet here? and why? I think it'd be interesting to meet your good self to discuss our third nipple study and the wonder that is Rufus, but it'd also be interesting to meet the Cat Cannibal himself and sort him out for calling me "slightly strange student scum" New Oasis or old Oasis? Old Oasis, when they were good New Stereophonics or Old Stereophonics? See above Ever fancied a mates mum? I wouldn't say fancy, but there are some hotties. Any ideas on how to get more people to sponsor me on the footie tour? Drunken cabaret. Trust me. TK Max or Matalan? TK Max baby!! Holidays - sit by pool or explore? I like to relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax so it's gotta be the pool, I'm far too lazy to explore. Tits or Arse? Oooh, another toughy, but tits just edge it. Vicar of Dib or Father Ted? FATHER TED, with ease!! Never realised how long it takes to answer these questions!!
Scow Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 1) Is Cat Burger your long lost twin? 2) Coventry - Why? 3) How good is Foxestalk? 4) Leicester beating Derby in another play-off final, or Leicester winning the FA Cup?
Scarby Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 Are you like me disgusted with the attitude of kids today? do you feel them being labelled as chavs has something to do with it? Discuss What was the worst thing (crime wise) you have done? Did you pay for it? How do you think we can change todays society?
Guest freund Posted 1 June 2005 Posted 1 June 2005 where can i get the neighbours music from, especially I want 'one good reason' by 'kelly'?
Alexikokopops Posted 1 June 2005 Author Posted 1 June 2005 Scowy Is Cat Burger your long lost twin? It's a possibility, never say never. Not identical though, my orgasm face is nothing like this Coventry - Why? It depends. If you're asking the question "Why are you living in Coventry?" then I'd have to blame the University of Warwick for being in Canley and not Warwick like it says, bastard. If you're asking "Coventry - Why does it exist?" well then I'm afriad I can't help you, I'm struggling to come to terms with this one myself. How good is Foxestalk? It's rather good actually. I quite enjoy it. Good job Mr Chainsaw et al Leicester beating Derby in another play-off final, or Leicester winning the FA Cup? While winning the FA Cup would be nice, I think it would be a lot sweeter to get one over the sheep and win Promotion to the Premiership at this present moment it time. In a couple of seasons though when we're pushing for a Champions League spot it'll be the FA Cup win. Terminator X Is this website called Foxes Talk? Nope, it's called Foxestalk Scarby Name change I see Are you like me disgusted with the attitude of kids today? do you feel them being labelled as chavs has something to do with it? Discuss Having worked as a Lifeguard at my local open topped pool the past two summers I can say there are some shits around, but a lot of the kids, after you've made them stand on the side of the pool for 10 minutes in the rain, tend to listen to you if you're not a complete nobber to them. I don't think all kids are labelled as chavs, but it is a term that is thrown about wildly and may have resulted in some of them being the nobbers they are. I'm not good when it comes to "Discuss" What was the worst thing (crime wise) you have done? Did you pay for it? When I was 15 over a period of a few weeks I stole about 15 CDs from HMV, and then got caught when my friend did it. I was on conditional discharge until I was 18, which basically meant if I did anything wrong then I got a criminal record. What a nobber, hey? Serves me right for being such a dickhead when I was 15. How do you think we can change todays society? One word: Pirates freund where can i get the neighbours music from, especially I want 'one good reason' by 'kelly'? I have "Neighbours: The Music" with One Good Reason on it, if you really want it I could ZIP it up and send it to you.
Guest freund Posted 2 June 2005 Posted 2 June 2005 dude if you could just zip that one song up, i would be forever in your debt
Alexikokopops Posted 3 June 2005 Author Posted 3 June 2005 Righto, I guess it's time for me to nominate a new person, so I nominate freund
Guest freund Posted 3 June 2005 Posted 3 June 2005 edit actually I will do it, but i won't answer any stupid questions
Guest freund Posted 3 June 2005 Posted 3 June 2005 someone will have to start the thread for me though
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