You know its wrong when...

[BoneDog]

You've had the same pair of white Y-Fronts on for three days.

And then when you finally have a bath and have to take them off........you sniff them (obviously without letting the material touch your nostril - that would be bang out of order).

[ajthefox]

edit: drunk post with no actual input

[Parafox]

You run up alongside someone and use your elbow to crack them on the jaw for no particular reason and get away with it scott free

[FoxyPV]

When you say to your wife - "so that's what cellulite is"

I was 19 at the time and am blaming the folly of youth on this particular mistake.

[Zingari]

.....You start singing along at the top of your voice to Il Divo in your car

[Parafox]

.....You start singing along at the top of your voice to Il Divo in your car

...And imagining you're in tune with them

[Zingari]

...And imagining you're in tune with them

i think i added a certain baritone richness to their performance