Parafox Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 Dunno if this will run but anyway... It comes about because last night I was having to watch "Take me Out" (12yr old daughters choice) again and suddenly... I knew it was wrong when i found myself actually thinking "Take me Out" isn't so bad...
ozleicester Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 In the never ending search for some decent (rock..or guitar driven or sharp hip hop) music, you hit scan as you drive .. the radion stops on Cheryl cole.. scan!!... Olly Murs.... scan!!!... it stops on the classical station and i leave it on and quite enjoy it. Im sure thats wrong
StanSP Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 In the never ending search for some decent (rock..or guitar driven or sharp hip hop) music, you hit scan as you drive .. the radion stops on Cheryl cole.. scan!!... Olly Murs.... scan!!!... it stops on the classical station and i leave it on and quite enjoy it. Im sure thats wrong I'm partial to a bit of classical music to be honest. Especially piano pieces. Depending on the mood, it beats the kind of crap (Bieber, Murs, Glee) that some radio stations constantly play.
Parafox Posted 13 February 2011 Author Posted 13 February 2011 You know it's wrong when... you find The Football League Show interesting after City's 45 seconds of airtime. when... you buy refectlive lens sunglasses just so you can eye the teen totty on the beach without your missus knowing. EDIT: By teen i mean 16 plus... obviously.
Zingari Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 when you start blubbing at films like Bambi because your kids/grandkids are . loads of times i've had to get the optrex eye drops out as a disguise
MPH Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 You know its wrong when you blame your farts on your nephews....
jonthefox Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 you scratch you arse and sniff your finger. oh, just me then.
Salieri Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 I've found myself enjoying Dale fucking Winton's 'In it to win it'. I've started wearing slippers again for the first time since i was about twelve. I've found myself actually looking for D.I.Y jobs to do around the house at the weekend. Modern music is starting to confuse and irritate me. I'm happily letting my missus choose my clothes. I could go on. And i'm 'only' thirty bloody five.
StanSP Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 ...Smell your own farts. You always love your own brand.
Jackirius Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 You always love your own brand. Can't beat it.
rico Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 when you start blubbing at films like Bambi because your kids/grandkids are . loads of times i've had to get the optrex eye drops out as a disguise Marley and Me did the same thing to me
Wymsey Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 When i lived at Thornton Park whilst playing football and the ball was kicked over in my neighbours garden, i used to jump over their fence and grab it from their garden. I done this successfully, without them looking, numerous times. (Apart from once, but they sold their house a week later) Know its wrong but i'm a 'fearless b**tard.'
BoneDog Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 You go steady Wymsey, if you carry on the way you're going you'll end up facing a long stretch in the pen for aggravated burglary, and nobody wants that, especially Peter Shilton. I for one would miss you.
cambridgefox Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 When i lived at Thornton Park whilst playing football and the ball was kicked over in my neighbours garden, i used to jump over their fence and grab it from their garden. I done this successfully, without them looking, numerous times. (Apart from once, but they sold their house a week later) Know its wrong but i'm a 'fearless b**tard.' And what about that time you sat on your fathers top hat and pushed him off his penny farthing and blamed the butler! I know you love the ribbing from common folk!
Zingari Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 And what about that time you sat on your fathers top hat and pushed him off his penny farthing and blamed the butler! I know you love the ribbing from common folk! Yaroo !! how beastly Mr Quelch
Houdini Logic Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 ...she yelps and tells you it's the wrong one
cambridgefox Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 ...she yelps and tells you it's the wrong one and you say "no it fooking isnt"
FoxyPV Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 When you have to use chloroform to get some action
cambridgefox Posted 14 February 2011 Posted 14 February 2011 When you have to use chloroform to get some action Ha Ha,it always makes my arse hurt when i take it!!
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 17 February 2011 Posted 17 February 2011 My wife got me into watching daytime repeats of "Gilmore Girls" which is wrong on so many levels
Part Of The Crowd Posted 18 February 2011 Posted 18 February 2011 You side with the guests on Jeremy Kyle 'Just because'.
BoneDog Posted 20 February 2011 Posted 20 February 2011 You feel like deep down you are a lesbian even though you have a cock shaft and know how to drive. (and by lesbian I mean a sexy 20-40 year old one and not one of those rough n tough bodybuilding types with flat-top haircuts I saw in town yesterday) That said about rough lesbos, I don't like to judge, because it's wrong.
Guest Bilo Posted 20 February 2011 Posted 20 February 2011 You curl out a turd so epic you want to show people. You even find the racist jokes on Sickipedia funny.
Houdini Logic Posted 20 February 2011 Posted 20 February 2011 It gets to Sunday night and you still don't feel sober from the weekend.
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