Tubby Custard Posted 23 March 2011 Posted 23 March 2011 You're on a world tour with your best mate. Camping in the outback one night you hear a loud shriek of pain. A highly poisonous snake has wriggled down his sleeping bag and injected its venom into his bell-end. You put a torch on to see him holding his chap in his hands and looking at you with pleading eyes to save his life. Prompt action is required or your mate will die. Your options are; 1) Lifesaver - Get down on your knees and suck the poison out. A friend in in need is afriend indeed! 2) Lifesaver - Chop of his tool with your slightly blunt swiss army pen knife and bandage him up until you can get to a medic. 3) Cheerio - He's had a good life and seen more of the world than many could dream of.
The Doctor Posted 23 March 2011 Posted 23 March 2011 4) Scold him for leaving room for a snake to wriggle in, then leave him to die.
Finnegan Posted 23 March 2011 Posted 23 March 2011 My best mate's a contortionist, he can sort himself out.
FoxyPV Posted 23 March 2011 Posted 23 March 2011 1) then he owes you one back and it won't be poison he'll get in his mouth
Jackirius Posted 23 March 2011 Posted 23 March 2011 1) then he owes you one back and it won't be poison he'll get in his mouth No, just... No.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 24 March 2011 Posted 24 March 2011 I'd call the flying doctor. And get him to suck him off
BoneDog Posted 24 March 2011 Posted 24 March 2011 This is one reason I always take a Vax Mach 1 on my travels to hot places that have poisonous snakes and spiders as residents. The other reason I take it is because I like a clean and tidy basecamp.
FoxyPV Posted 24 March 2011 Posted 24 March 2011 No, just... No. :laugh: I'd call the flying doctor. And get him to suck him off The doctor could be a woman
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