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Bellend Sebastian

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    Pasty faced vegan Harry Potter look-a-like lesbian

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    I was young and my best friend was a type of parasitic wasp

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  1. Interesting news topics.

    There's quite a lot to take in here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42951788
  2. another school shooting

    The thing that strikes me about these kids I've seen being interviewed is that every single one of them would make a better president than that orange tod
  3. Politics Thread (encompassing Brexit) - 21 June 2017 onwards

    Some have said that saying Brexit won't be like Mad Max is underselling it, but to be honest I'd have been more up for it if they'd said it would be. I've watched Fury Road at least 4 times. www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-politics-43120277 If nothing else, a fantastic realignment of expectations
  4. Technology, Science and the Environment.

    I didn't - I know someone who's got one of the current ones and he hates it (I think because it doesn't do anything like the claimed range) but the concept is sound. Let's face it, how often is driving actually pleasurable? It would be great to just tune out and let the car drive itself. It'd be better at it as well, I'm sure. Just don't be that guy that got killed in his Tesla while watching Harry Potter on his laptop. What a silly sausage!
  5. Technology, Science and the Environment.

    I'm going to stick my neck out even further and say it won't take that long
  6. Interesting news topics.

    https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/armed-men-threaten-racially-abuse-1233663 What sort of a day must you have had to turn up outside a bar at 1.30 am in a van with some mates and start giving everyone grief? To be filed indefinitely under 'that thing you did which you cannot explain when asked'
  7. another school shooting

    The main reason for people owning such powerful weapons seems to be the fear that the authorities will try and take your powerful weapons from you. Yes, it is confusing isn't it?
  8. What on the roads has annoyed you today?

    If it's any consolation I saw a massive DPD lorry the other day that had come off worst after a coming together with a low bridge
  9. Let's have a films thread.

    It's because it's the greatest film ever made
  10. Let's have a films thread.

    Just come back from The Shape of Water. Really lovely. The best sexy fish man film you'll see all year - and it's only February!
  11. What on the roads has annoyed you today?

    Someone driving up my arse so close last night you couldn't see their headlights in the rear view mirror and it was very difficult to tell they were actually there. Safe as houses
  12. another school shooting

    Crumbs of hope in this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/17/nra-gun-lobby-gun-control-congress
  13. Interesting news topics.

    I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure they don't make you wear a surgical gown to have a wank
  14. Swinger’s Clubs

    Do you find the night vision equipment gets in the way, or is it some sort of Stevie Wonder themed role play? Absolute filth
  15. Swinger’s Clubs

    Some have said I'm punching above my weight. Not everyone, though