Bellend Sebastian

This is very niche unpopular opinion: DJing is an absolute piece of piss

Only Fools and Horses is shite

I cannot think of any as all my opinions are non-contentious and respected by all. Oh look, that's one in itself

I can back up Facecloth's assertion that it's gone to shite again

Went off completely about half an hour ago. Seems OK now

Like this f***er but a year newer and in blue. Mine was a great example of a shite car. I'd have cheerily have traded the central locking, electric windows and sun roof for a decent driving position and no crippling back problems. Amazingly, the example in the picture was for sale not long ago for five grand. Hardly a classic, is it?

Grab yourself a bargain! Provided you're prepared not to use it in an urban area after a couple of years: https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/sep/11/uk-diesel-car-value-pollution-vauxhall-audi-bmw-price

Over to Honest John... https://www.honestjohn.co.uk/carbycar/jaguar/s-type-1999/?section=good I don't know a whole lot about Jags myself, but the impression I get from owners of owners of older examples is that they're great to drive but ultimately a money pit. Lexus are a lot more reliable if you're after something luxurious, but I can see that they don't really have the same appeal

My wife and kids hate me and everything about my life is terrible. If only there were someone I could project all my problems on to

Yeah, I know what you mean - it can put you off and make you think all cars are shite. That said, as someone that buys cars that won't be covered by a warranty during the majority of time I own them, I want to know if one is prone to catastrophic failures that will effectively end the vehicle's life, and it's surprising how many cars are

Suggest that anybody not getting their questions answered on here submits them to www.honestjohn.co.uk They answer loads of motoring queries on there

Released on his own label, I imagine

I was as nude as an egg, I'll have you know

Readers, yes I am the dolphin in this picture. Great days

It's Bin Some Journey. New album by Danny D, available on CD, Download and Gatefold Vinyl. From all good retailers and some shite ones