ozleicester Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 As a vegetarian tea totaller (almost) i have no need for my free pie or pint, at the last one i just gave it to someone as i walked in, however this time i intend to become rich beyond my dreams!!! Up for auction is a free pie and pint, it will be pick up only from near to Turnstile 20 and will need to be collected at 7.25pm on the night. I am open to all (almost) offers... be they.... sexual favours (Mikey T?).... Access to government installations (El Empty?) .... A personal meeting with Sven (Wymesworld?)... Let the bidding commence...
MikeyT Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 As a vegetarian tea totaller (almost) i have no need for my free pie or pint, at the last one i just gave it to someone as i walked in, however this time i intend to become rich beyond my dreams!!! Up for auction is a free pie and pint, it will be pick up only from near to Turnstile 20 and will need to be collected at 7.25pm on the night. I am open to all (almost) offers... be they.... sexual favours (Mikey T?).... Access to government installations (El Empty?) .... A personal meeting with Sven (Wymesworld?)... Let the bidding commence... Why sexual favours from me?!!! Besides i'd be driving so wouldn't have the pint anyway.
ozleicester Posted 6 April 2011 Author Posted 6 April 2011 Why sexual favours from me?!!! Forum lech? im sure i read that somewhere ahh reputation
MikeyT Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 Forum lech? im sure i read that somewhere ahh reputation Word passes around quick. And despite what may be being said behind my back, i like females.
ozleicester Posted 6 April 2011 Author Posted 6 April 2011 Soccerroo fox is offering a dutch rudder. yes.. but thats nothin to do with the freebies... its just his standard pickup line
Houdini Logic Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 If you give me your voucher for free then you'll save 20 minutes of your precious life not queuing - priceless.
AmericanScott Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 I'll say "Tomato" in my stupid accent. You'll enjoy it because it's vegetarian and stuff.
BoneDog Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Unfortunately I cannot get you access to any government installations this year (apart from maybe a prison ), but I can offer to give you the code to crack a text message from one of my sources at NASA with information regarding new super weapons that are being plonked all around near space ready for use on us earthlings. There's also a snippet of info about how The Moon was in the wrong place on Christmas Eve and the implications of that. It's all invaluable info. The text message actually reads - "Hi Rutger, thought I'd better warn you that if you ever steal knickers off my Aunties washing line again I will bite both your ears off with my Nanas false teeth. Oh ye and I anna forgotten about that time you shat on my sisters car bonnett you ginger bollocked freak - Cheers - Wayne." I can give you the code that cracks the message for that pie and pint
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Soccerroo fox is offering a dutch rudder. Only if he sends the pint and pie in the mail.........and keeps the pint cold and pie warm!!!!
samjohnson Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Only if he sends the pint and pie in the mail.........and keeps the pint cold and pie warm!!!! Pints in the UK are traditionally served warm...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Pints in the UK are traditionally served warm...
MikeyT Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Pints in the UK are traditionally served warm... Where have you been drinking?
Unit Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 I'll say "Tomato" in my stupid accent. You'll enjoy it because it's vegetarian and stuff. Scott your Brooklyn-Leicester accent is good for two things: 1- Saying the words "coffee" or "dog" 2- Instant conversation starter with beautiful ladies."Hi, did i mention he's from new york?"
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 7 April 2011 Posted 7 April 2011 Scott your Brooklyn-Leicester accent is good for two things: 1- Saying the words "coffee" or "dog" 2- Instant conversation starter with beautiful ladies."Hi, did i mention he's from new york?" No 2: Reminds me of a pick up line i used in Stockholm beautiful lady works past absolute glamour "excuse me, do you think i have an accent?" "Yes" "Really see i think you have an accent" "haha well you do have an accent where are you from"
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