Captain... Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 News just in: Reports of selective amnesia breaking out over the East Midlands county of Leicestershire, certain events of the last 12 months seem to have been erased from the memory of these good citizens. When asked about the events of the previous 12 months most people can recall the discovery of Richard the III, and that the Tigers won the Premiership, but when asked about the beloved football team, most people seem to be unable to recall anything other than defeat after defeat after defeat. For some strange reason, put down to contamination of the lager at the Counting House, getting to the top of the league and going on 7 match unbeaten runs, smashing 6 goals on more than one occasion and playing some of the most attractive football in the league with one of the youngest first teams, seems to have been wiped out. Not to mention getting within a Frenchman's penalty of a trip to Wembley. There are teams of Samaritans trying to stave off the sweeping wave of depression slowly spreading across the city as the opening fixture of the new season starts. Armed with facts these green jacketed heroes are trying to remind the populous of these things: 1. We got to the top of the league with the very same players that will be in the squad on Saturday 2. Managed by the same manager that will be picking the team. 3. With one exception we have the same players that won 6 in a row and looked a shoe in for promotion 4. Managed by the same manager that will be picking the team on Saturday. 5. The majority of these players are still young and will have gained a lot from a full season and will be better for it (James, Drinkwater, Schlupp, Wood, RDL, Knocky). 6. Whatever went wrong in the last third of the season looked to have been put behind us as we beat Udinese B in the first leg and only lost twice in the final 8 games of the season, both times to the Pozo collective. 7. Every other team in the championship is going to be seriously restricted by FFP and apart from Bolton nobody seems to be really spending much. Basically what I'm saying is I don't understand this over the top negativity, I'm not denying we had a poor spell and at times looked naive and clueless, but we also looked like the best team in the league for a number of matches, so I'm not going to slit my wrists until at least October and we are anchored to the foot of the table with no points and resorting to playing Gallagher in defence. The season starts soon, so cheer the fvck up and enjoy the new season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Oh man, threads moaning about the moaners - I've missed the football season so much. Love, MB XOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 I well remember Tigers lifting the Cup again. I was there. It would be lovely to see City win something, but sadly I can't see it happening imminently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Can someone remind me what amnesia is again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmer Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Sorry I can't.... ive forgotton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 29 July 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July 2013 Oh man, threads moaning about the moaners - I've missed the football season so much. Love, MB XOXO Better than threads claiming I've died eh, you sick fvck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Better than threads claiming I've died eh, you sick fvck. Please, less of the insults. Honest mistakes do happen. Let's move on, stronger, and better than before. Love, MB XOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 29 July 2013 Author Share Posted 29 July 2013 Please, less of the insults. Honest mistakes do happen. Let's move on, stronger, and better than before. Love, MB XOXO Fvck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylon Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Fvck off. Stop haunting Moosey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Fvck off. Love, MB XOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Posted 29 July 2013 Share Posted 29 July 2013 Leathery donkey scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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