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    11/04/1992 Leicester City 3-1 Barnsley

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  1. The dieting thread

    Are you sticking to the slimming world diet? If you're sticking to the diet and getting bigger you should probably see a doctor, if you're just drinking and eating too much and can't stick to your diet then it is time for a new diet.
  2. Loan Watch 2017/18

    Ulloa often had games like that for us, usually in the cold. There were some games where everything would just bounce off him. If he could be a bit more consistent he would have had more games for us I'm sure because on his day he was very very effective.
  3. The dieting thread

    I have a few work trips coming up, hopefully able to keep on top of what I eat.
  4. The 50 Worst Premier Players Ever!! (by FourFourTwo)

    As I suspected it is the typical well they weren't successful in the premier league so they are shit. Falco, Cornelius, Van De Meyde all good footballers else where. It should be the 50 least successful players in the premier league, weighted by transfer fee and expectation, but that isn't a very snappy title.
  5. The 50 Worst Premier Players Ever!! (by FourFourTwo)

    Junior Lewis, yes, just awful player. Akinbiyi wasn't that bad, he scored 9 in his first full season, which isn't great but there have been many poorer returns from strikers. 2 in his second, but he has a much more interesting story than some shit striker who was completely out of his depth. Really 20 of those 50 should be the Swindon team and that Derby team. 5 million was a lot back than, maybe top 50 worst buys, but not top 50 worst player. Same with Musa really, there have been plenty of worse footballers than him, but the money we paid the context of the buy, reigning champs and all, makes it a much worse buy.
  6. The dieting thread

    How's everyone getting on? New Years motivation starting to wearing off pounds creeping back on? Still 100% committed? I'm officially a healthy weight according to the massively flawed BMI, so my challenge is to stay under this threshold. I would like to lose a few more pounds, but after a weekend away with beers, bacon sarnies, crisps, doughnuts, cake, coffee and thai curry need a good week to get back on it.
  7. Should this boy have a cannabis licence?

    They went to the Netherlands, but they didn't move there. I mean pack up and find a job and a house in the Netherlands. Obviously this would not be necessary if the UK allowed the treatment, but it would probably quicker to move to the Netherlands than get the government to change their policy. It's a lovely country and quite quick and easy to get to from the UK. If one country that I am (currently) free to go and live and work in offered a treatment that gave my son a much better quality of life than the one I currently lived in I would move there in an instant. They would probably get a crowdfunding page full of donations to help them.
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  9. Should this boy have a cannabis licence?

    Why don't they just move to the Netherlands?
  10. So what does everybody actually look like?

    I look like Captain Pancake Face, only a bit older and a bit slimmer.
  11. Not with Danny Ings, that book is from when they first got promoted in 2014 as runners up, based on the jacket cover.
  12. another school shooting

    Weirdly I think the Donald is probably more likely to do something than Obama because he is an absolute maverick and doesn't really follow convention. If the right people can get in his ear and convince him he will go down in history, he is just unpredictable enough to try and do it.
  13. Chelsea fa cup quarterfinals

    I don't know what angers my more, the dive or that shit wank Wise getting his weasel cvnt face in there. Revenge time...
  14. Morgan or Dragovic?

    3 at the back!!! 3 at the back!!!!!
  15. V The Blades - Match thread

    Club captain, back from fitness, needs games against lower league opposition, or Dragovic who isn't even our player and has not had much rest time recently. Not exactly a shocking decision. Great to see Morgan back.