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Captain... last won the day on 25 October 2016

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    ... subservient sanctimonious dwarf cuckold!

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    11/04/1992 Leicester City 3-1 Barnsley

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  1. Vagina flavoured beer

    What are they going to call it? Heinequim Stella Artw@ Bloodweiser (only brewed once a month) Best not to think about Assahi
  2. Vagina flavoured beer

    This already exists in Belgium
  3. Sports quiz

    I just completed this quiz. My Score 50/100 My Time 86 seconds  
  4. Lukaku song - racist or banter?

    If he has a big nose is it racist? When I heard the song I just thought he has a reputation among United fans for being well endowed (like Lloyd Dyer did here). I didn't make the connection with race. Until all of this kicked off. I think to make it about race perpetuates the stereotype more than a daft chant. I do agree that singing about a players penis is weird.
  5. Lukaku song - racist or banter?

    That depends, how big is your little finger?
  6. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    Tattoos are stupid and so are people that get them.
  7. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    I would say more than 2 and even then I am being generous. Limit it to 1 and make sure you raise them properly rather than just popping out another screaming attention seeking perpetual feeding shitting loop machine that occupies all your time so you neglect your first born during their most formative years. No more than 2 kids and the first 1 must be in school before you inflict another on our overpopulated planet.
  8. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    Being a dick is a personality trait, and if someone acts like a dick then they're a dick. Obviously that is subjective and there might be complex psychological reasons for their behaviour, but that's too much overthinking. It is ok to judge people on how they act, not on skin colour or gender or sexuality. For example if you met a really over the top mega camp person and disliked them because you found them really annoying acting like that then that's fine. It doesn't make you homophobic to say you don't like camp over the top people in the same way some people don't like optimists and or miserable buggers that complain all the time or hipsters or insufferable bores. Everyone is different and we each have our own set of likes and dislikes and they will never fully match up. Prejudice and discrimination is unequal treatment based on aspects of a person that they are not in control of, or traits that should have zero impact on your relationship (professional or personal).
  9. Let's have a films thread.

    IT isn't really a horror movie, it is a coming of age story. Dealing with the pressures of abusive parents and bullies and being loser in a town that also has a crazy clown demon thing. It isn't really about the clown in the same way The Walking Dead isn't really about Zombies. From a pure horror point of view it doesn't work but as a film it does, if anything they should have played down the clown and blurred the lines between the real world fears and the supernatural shit.
  10. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    Equality doesn't mean everyone should be treated the same, just that people should be judged on who they are not what they are. If someone's a dick then they're a dick, if someone's shit at their job then sack them, likewise employ the best candidate regardless of race gender sexuality and pay people based purely on ability not gender/race. I think positive discrimination is stupid and things like the Rooney rule are inherently racist.
  11. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    Many people would disagree with you on that, but I guess that is what makes it an unpopular opinion
  12. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    I disagree that that is the contemporary form of feminism, that is the extremist version that manages to filter through the barrage of digital effluence by virtue of it being screaming nonsense that people share to mock how stupid it is. This form of extreme feminism is detrimental to the real cause in the same way extreme race groups are. most feminists just want to be able to live their lives and not be disadvantaged by having tits.
  13. Unpopular Opinions You Hold

    In a one off match then fair enough, it'd be like boxing, the difference is a grand slam is an multi format event for both women and men in the same way the Athletics World Championships is mixed and sponsorship is paid to cover the whole event as a sporting contest not the Men's final or the 100m. The stature and status of these events is what makes them watchable not just the individuals. Wimbledon wouldn't be the same if it was just a Men's event. Prize money per gold medal at the Athletics world championships is the same regardless of gender, difficulty of sport or market appeal and that's how it should be. You start basing it on interest then English wildcards, mavericks like Dustin Brown and Nick Kyriagos would get more money at Wimbledon than big serving Anderson or Karlovic who I don't like watching but are better tennis players and regularly get to quarter finals.
  14. 3atb.

    Swap Ndidi for Maguire and you have 3 at the back. Maguire has been better on the ball than Ndidi has this season, and he is the biggest reason to play 3 at the back at the moment. He can help bring the play forwards but won't leave us exposed with 2 defenders behind him. He can step up if we are being overrun in the middle and give our midfield an option to pass it backwards and keep possession. He could be our Bonucci.
  15. 3atb.

    4411 means we have to play Okazaki, he makes that formation tick, I still don't know how but without him we suck in 4411. We want to get Nacho or Slim or anyone else in we need to change formation/style.