Tomassi Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 For me it has to be.. i was playing football in the park when i was younger.. then someone came along walking the dog, the dog started playing football with us.. ..then it jumped up and did a backwards flip funny thing was the dog was pissing all over one of the players when it did this
Hitesh Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Love it Tomassi! Keep it up! lovin this random stuff! the most random thing i have every seen is when a tramp came up to me and my mates and he didnt ask for money, didnt ask for beer, BUT ASKED FOR A PIE!!! We just laughed in his face and walked off! Quality stuff!
Random Burglar Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 being mates with u........now thats one random experience
Tomassi Posted 3 August 2005 Author Posted 3 August 2005 being mates with u........now thats one random experience 149010[/snapback] says the man who winds down my passenger car window, and shouts to a random person walking past.. YOU BAAAAAAY ONE, U GET ONE FREEEEEEEEEEE
rossporterlc Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 random but sad, used to deliver paper to mentally ill place (not the actualy place), saw some quite sad things there
rossporterlc Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 chattin up birds in cars on the way to away matches gave me a funny experience, we put our mates phone number against the window so this woman could call him, but a little kid did instead
Tomassi Posted 3 August 2005 Author Posted 3 August 2005 haha that just reminded me.. in Ibiza, this car stopped full of spanish girls in front of me and my mate and went OLAAAAAAAAAA we replied OLAAAAAAAAAAA they spoke spanish to us so i said NON CAPISCO and the bitch drove over my foot
Hitesh Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 haha that just reminded me..in Ibiza, this car stopped full of spanish girls in front of me and my mate and went OLAAAAAAAAAA we replied OLAAAAAAAAAAA they spoke spanish to us so i said NON CAPISCO and the bitch drove over my foot 149017[/snapback] OUCH! I guess you were dazed by their beauty...or just couldnt walk in a straight line due to alcohol!
Tomassi Posted 3 August 2005 Author Posted 3 August 2005 OUCH! I guess you were dazed by their beauty...or just couldnt walk in a straight line due to alcohol! 149021[/snapback] well they were prob mingmongmangers cus i was drunk or they were probably on drugs to say ola so loud and drive
Darth Fox Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Either a bloke walking down Hinckley Rd in Leicester with a pigeon on his head or Fairaki 2000 on holiday where a small dog had a huge cowbell attached to it's collar walking up a dust rang jangling away.
Tomassi Posted 3 August 2005 Author Posted 3 August 2005 Either a bloke walking down Hinckley Rd in Leicester with a pigeon on his head or Fairaki 2000 on holiday where a small dog had a huge cowbell attached to it's collar walking up a dust rang jangling away. 149037[/snapback]
Guest Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 A baby frog, outside my front door, falling off the side of the step in a comedy stylee. You had to be there.
Stuliasz Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Mine has to be my first year at uni, beware this short story can be quite frightening...it was a Friday, I was at home in the middle of the day studying and I heard some banging but thought nothing of it until it carried on going. My bedroom looked out on to the back of the house so I looked out and lo and behold in our back garden were three blokes in green overalls going hammer for tongue, with a crowbar, at bashing the shopping trolley that we had in our back yard (don't ask). One of them sees me looking out of the window and within 2 or 3 minutes they had scurried (I did get the reg plate but it was fake). There also was another guy around the front who looked as though he was keeping watch. Once they had gone I went outside to see if they had attempted to get into the house and it turned out they hadn't. So I took a look at the trolley and it turned out they had been battering the pound coin holder and had nicked the pound out of it! No other damage to the trolley or anything, just the coin holder. So in summary, four blokes in overalls in a faked van come to our house and perform the big job of nicking the quid out of a trolley in our back garden!
King Kyle lcfc Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 The bloke who used to walk round saffron lane thinking he was driving because he had a steering wheel in his hand and he was making car noises and Bernard from down the city when i first saw him very funny but just annoying now AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Thracian Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 The bloke who used to walk round saffron lane thinking he was driving because he had a steering wheel in his hand and he was making car noisesand Bernard from down the city when i first saw him very funny but just annoying now AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 149113[/snapback] Three things: As a kid of 12/13 I used to hitch-hike all over the country. One evening, coming back from Great Yarmouth, I discovered just how little traffic there is on the road after 9pm and just how cold it gets after darkness. Anyway, near Wisbech my friend and I chanced on a large van and sought shelter only to find the keys still in the dash. Having never driven before I started the van, managed to head down the road and even discovered how to work the heater. Eventually the thing ran out of petrol just outside Peterborough so we just kipped in it and headed home in the morning but not before leaving a letter apologising to the owner for borrowing his van, hoping he would find it in the condition he left it and leaving it with a bottle of Tizer as a peace offering. Later, as an adult my wife and I got so cheesed off about our rubbish being forgotten by the refuse collectors that I loaded it all into my van and dumped the lot on the front steps of the South Northants District Council steps. Finally, having bought a season ticket for myself and my son for the "Claridge Final" season, my son alerted me to the bets being offered within the ground and, on a whim I chose Heskey to score and Leicester to win 1-0. The forecast came up, I won £600 which just about covered the two season tickets and a season's refreshments. Made all the achievement even sweeter. Oh yes and a friend of mine "The Princess" was known as a bit of an extrovert and a head turner by any standards. One night at the (later to be fire ravaged) Snake Inn near the Snake Pass in the Pennines outside Sheffield we were minding our own business when a coachload of young teenagers descended on the pub. The were soon quite obviously drooling over the Princess whereby she lined them all up in the pub and gave each one a kiss he'll never forget. To this day I've never heard a group of deaf and dumb blokes make so much noise!
shen Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Three things: As a kid of 12/13 I used to hitch-hike all over the country. One evening, coming back from Great Yarmouth, I discovered just how little traffic there is on the road after 9pm and just how cold it gets after darkness.Anyway, near Wisbech my friend and I chanced on a large van and sought shelter only to find the keys still in the dash. Having never driven before I started the van, managed to head down the road and even discovered how to work the heater. Eventually the thing ran out of petrol just outside Peterborough so we just kipped in it and headed home in the morning but not before leaving a letter apologising to the owner for borrowing his van, hoping he would find it in the condition he left it and leaving it with a bottle of Tizer as a peace offering. Later, as an adult my wife and I got so cheesed off about our rubbish being forgotten by the refuse collectors that I loaded it all into my van and dumped the lot on the front steps of the South Northants District Council steps. Finally, having bought a season ticket for myself and my son for the "Claridge Final" season, my son alerted me to the bets being offered within the ground and, on a whim I chose Heskey to score and Leicester to win 1-0. The forecast came up, I won £600 which just about covered the two season tickets and a season's refreshments. Made all the achievement even sweeter. Oh yes and a friend of mine "The Princess" was known as a bit of an extrovert and a head turner by any standards. One night at the (later to be fire ravaged) Snake Inn near the Snake Pass in the Pennines outside Sheffield we were minding our own business when a coachload of young teenagers descended on the pub. The were soon quite obviously drooling over the Princess whereby she lined them all up in the pub and gave each one a kiss he'll never forget. To this day I've never heard a group of deaf and dumb blokes make so much noise! 149216[/snapback] I've noticed you always quote others when you post (not on purpose it seems), Thracian. You can click 'Fast Reply' or 'Add Reply' at the bottom of the thread instead. That way it doesn't look silly when you write about something completely different to what you quoted
Robsdee Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 I remeber that guy on the Saff, he used to 'park' the car too on the side of the road.
King Kyle lcfc Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 I was told today that he used to sleep on a park bench and somebody robbed his stearing wheel when he was asleep he even reported it to the police when he woke up
Phil Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 a few things spring to mind, about 2 years ago I was playing in a 5 a side football torlament out side on a large astro turf feild there were 4 or 5 games going on at once. I had the ball roughly in the centre I was tackled by a naked man who continued to run through all the pitches.
Hitesh Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 a few things spring to mind, about 2 years ago I was playing in a 5 a side football torlament out side on a large astro turf feild there were 4 or 5 games going on at once. I had the ball roughly in the centre I was tackled by a naked man who continued to run through all the pitches. 149802[/snapback] Sounds like the highlight of your footballing career!
Blue Arrow Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 Once my mate and me took his dog for a walk and it did a green shit.
Janx Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 Once my mate and me took his dog for a walk and it did a green shit. 149846[/snapback] on a similiar note, I took my Mum and Dads dog for a walk a good few years back its now Dead...unsurprsing.. it took a dump and shat a safeway carrier bag full of dirty socks! that mutt ate anything in its path!!
Phil Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 Sounds like the highlight of your footballing career! 149805[/snapback] sadly it was.
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