Darth Fox Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Sod the poiltical and religious posts, let's have a laugh. It's Friday b4 first game of the season so lets discuss Badger and water Voles.
Collymore Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Sod the poiltical and religious posts, let's have a laugh. It's Friday b4 first game of the season so lets discuss Badger and water Voles. 150272[/snapback] Well badgers live under the ground in sets and water voles live in little river bank houses so technically they don't live together, unless a water vole came back pissed and accidentally walked down a set and fell asleep
Guest Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Well badgers live under the ground in sets and water voles live in little river bank houses so technically they don't live together, unless a water vole came back pissed and accidentally walked down a set and fell asleep 150277[/snapback] And vice versa of course.
Darth Fox Posted 5 August 2005 Author Posted 5 August 2005 Stranger things have happened, believe it or not Dinosaurs once roamed the earth and Coventry City once played in the top flight.
Brenfox Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Sod the poiltical and religious posts, let's have a laugh. It's Friday b4 first game of the season so lets discuss Badger and water Voles. 150272[/snapback] Brown owl you don't get more random than that. I think however you failed to discuss the Otter & how that would effect your theory.
Darth Fox Posted 5 August 2005 Author Posted 5 August 2005 Otters don't come into the equation as they have been eaten by the Brown trout.
Brenfox Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Otters don't come into the equation as they have been eaten by the Brown trout. 150283[/snapback] Yes but that is only because the Brown trout has evolved & become an all conquering phenomenon. Otters simply laid down & died. Wimps
Cobbo Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Super Trout. 150311[/snapback] That is by no means as super as the super kick ass koala bear He's one mean mother ****er.
Cobbo Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Super squirrel is better. 150368[/snapback] Well, you can't teach that.
D4 Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 how can badgers and water voles live together? well if ur sitting comfortably, then i'll begin. once upon a time, john smith the water vole, was hoppng about in the water, and he said to his mate timmy water vole, i think i need a poo, and timmy water vole said, whats a poo? and john water vole said, i dunno, but i need one. So timmy said ok then, just go and have one. So on timmys word john smith the water vole went for a poo. Timmy..., Timmy, he shouted, ive finished my poo. well good, said timmy, come back and play hopping again. no i cant, said john, why not said timmy, cus i need to wipe me bum. well wipe it then said timmy, what with said john, i dunno said timmy. Just then they saw mum badger, dad badger and little badger shaun, they were all carrying morrisons bags, they were obviously on their way back to the set. Im getting desperate here timmy, shouted john, im beggining to look like an idiot, and not just any idiot, but a smelly one. ok ok, said timmy, so timmy look around for something to help john with, he once again clocked the badgers, altho they were alot bigger than him, he knew he only had one chance, he plucked up the courage, excuse me he shouted, there was no reply,... excuse mr badger..... there was a long pause. then the badger said,.. in a rather inquisitive voice "yes?'. 'i dont suppose i can?' before timmy could finish his sentence mother badger delved into one of her many morrisons carrier bags, she rummaged between the NikNak's multipacks, the 4 pot noodles for a 3 quid, and the buy one get one free mint kitkat's, and pulled out a large object, and handed it to timmy the vole. You'll be needing some of this i assume'. It was bog roll!, timmy said thankyou very much and was on his way. This was the first time in the history of water voles and badgers that they had ever conversed. timmy took john vole his bog roll, and john vole was able to finish the job at hand. from that day on water voles and badgers were able to live in harmony, thanks to the legend , altho true legend of the infamous bog roll incident.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 A badgers is a vicious bastard, I think it'd eat the water voles feet.
Knighton Matt Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 how can badgers and water voles live together?well if ur sitting comfortably, then i'll begin. once upon a time, john smith the water vole, was hoppng about in the water, and he said to his mate timmy water vole, i think i need a poo, and timmy water vole said, whats a poo? and john water vole said, i dunno, but i need one. So timmy said ok then, just go and have one. So on timmys word john smith the water vole went for a poo. Timmy..., Timmy, he shouted, ive finished my poo. well good, said timmy, come back and play hopping again. no i cant, said john, why not said timmy, cus i need to wipe me bum. well wipe it then said timmy, what with said john, i dunno said timmy. Just then they saw mum badger, dad badger and little badger shaun, they were all carrying morrisons bags, they were obviously on their way back to the set. Im getting desperate here timmy, shouted john, im beggining to look like an idiot, and not just any idiot, but a smelly one. ok ok, said timmy, so timmy look around for something to help john with, he once again clocked the badgers, altho they were alot bigger than him, he knew he only had one chance, he plucked up the courage, excuse me he shouted, there was no reply,... excuse mr badger..... there was a long pause. then the badger said,.. in a rather inquisitive voice "yes?'. 'i dont suppose i can?' before timmy could finish his sentence mother badger delved into one of her many morrisons carrier bags, she rummaged between the NikNak's multipacks, the 4 pot noodles for a 3 quid, and the buy one get one free mint kitkat's, and pulled out a large object, and handed it to timmy the vole. You'll be needing some of this i assume'. It was bog roll!, timmy said thankyou very much and was on his way. This was the first time in the history of water voles and badgers that they had ever conversed. timmy took john vole his bog roll, and john vole was able to finish the job at hand. from that day on water voles and badgers were able to live in harmony, thanks to the legend , altho true legend of the infamous bog roll incident. 150447[/snapback] What the legend didn't tell us however was whether it was cheap Morrison's own brand or luxury quiled Andrex?
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