Afghan mega-spider bit dog to death

[JadeFalcon]

i already knew what it was but i still would run a fooking mile even if it isnt venomous

[Bellend Sebastian]

What I didn't know until recently was that your ordinary British house spider can bite you. Although it won't do you any harm, it's another reason to hate them. I only know this because my fearless friend that always picks them up in his bare hand and takes them outside recently scooped one up to chuck it out the window and then yelped when it nipped him. He suffered no ill effects, but was a bit taken aback. They'll be going straight up the Dyson in future

[NorthernFox]

I think that this one could win the scariest award.....

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicks-photos/1450312350/

Ugly mother fo

http://www.flickr.com/photos/al-ien/2777661091/

Check out the bouncer!!

[MC Prussian]

Initial situation:

You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.

Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.

Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.

You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

You see this:

Now the question is:

What do you do next?

[The Stig]

Initial situation:

You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.

Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.

Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.

You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

You see this:

Now the question is:

What do you do next?

The answer in my case would be simple.

FECKING RUN.

I hate spiders, I can't think of any other fears I have. Snake's I'm fine with, but god I hate these things.

EDIT - Just realised by ex girlfriend's Dad spent a lot of time serving in Afghanistan in the Army. I'm glad she's my EX girlfriend now, I aint going near her house.

[Darkzzz_]

I just hate bugs in general especially spiders.

I only read about the Camel Spider today and it shit me up just looking at it.

Jesus... I would sell up if I were her.

[CKB]

Initial situation:

You come to a corner in your cellar you haven't been to for a while - it's okay, you can't really be blamed for that.

Lights weak, so you carry a flashlight.

Upon searching for some missing items, you discover that there's something moving in the darkness.

You get chicken skin, but still manage to use your flashlight.

You see this:

Now the question is:

What do you do next?

Cry? scream histericaly? run? lose total bladder control followed then by bowel movement? actually i'd do all four!

[ozleicester]

In all fairness, that was a very small clock.

EDIT: guess which word I typoed... fraudian slip?

ummmm...was it..."typeod"...or... "Freudian"?

[Head Honcho]

I used to be quite fond of spiders :w00t: