Have you ever?

[fox123]

Hehe, bit drunk, hello there!

OK, just a bit of fun, bit bored so thought I would start up a totally pointless thread that you could ask a question.

Rules are:

The question has to start with Have you ever, obviously this is a closed question with either a yes or no answer, but, if you put no then ask a question, if you put yes, write a brief description then ask another question.

For example;

Q Have you ever fingered your belly button?

A Yes, t' de-fluff it.

So here's my Have you ever for you.

Have you ever rubbed a goats bell?

[Simi]

No, not this year.

Have you ever kissed a dog ugly girl/boy for the sake of it?

[AmericanScott]

Yes. Ages ago. I was pissed. She didn't look any better.

Have you ever farted on someone whilst they were asleep?

[James.]

Yes. Ages ago. I was pissed. She didn't look any better.

Have you ever farted on someone whilst they were asleep?

Yes, my girlfriend, on a regular basis.

Have you ever looked at someone of the same sex and thought, "yeah, I probably would".

[Tabou]

Yes, my girlfriend, on a regular basis.

Have you ever looked at someone of the same sex and thought, "yeah, I probably would".

Yes. Once.

Have you ever been caught in the act?

[James.]

Yes. Once.

Have you ever been caught in the act?

Fuck it no one else is around.

I was convinced I had been caught but I can't actually remember specifically when, so I guess my answer is no.

Have you ever cracked one off more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?

[Tabou]

fook it no one else is around.

I was convinced I had been caught but I can't actually remember specifically when, so I guess my answer is no.

Have you ever cracked one off more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?

Yesterday. Work is slow...

Have you ever viewed pictures of a pornographic nature on a work computer?

[James.]

Yesterday. Work is slow...

Have you ever viewed pictures of a pornographic nature on a work computer?

Unintentionally during Master Fox's more prolific days. And it was rarely the sort of porn I would want to see even in the privacy of my own house, nevermind at work.

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?

[Tabou]

Unintentionally during Master Fox's more prolific days. And it was rarely the sort of porn I would want to see even in the privacy of my own house, nevermind at work.

Have you ever punched anyone in the face?

Not that I'm proud of it, but yes. Most recently was about 8 months ago when I first started this job. On a work night out, some chavvy knobhead abused me and then made a ratehr serious racist comment to my colleague. So i hit him.

Have you ever stolen anything?

[James.]

Not that I'm proud of it, but yes. Most recently was about 8 months ago when I first started this job. On a work night out, some chavvy knobhead abused me and then made a ratehr serious racist comment to my colleague. So i hit him.

Have you ever stolen anything?

Yes. I went through a "phase" when I was about 14. Used to go to Topman and nick those black necklaces with the silver pendants, also remember going in to Our Price on Gallowtree Gate and sneaking a DJ Harvey Late Night Sessions tape up my sleeve from the bargain bucket. What a nob.

Oh yeah then there was the social room at Longslde where we'd bleed the snack bar dry. The teachers let the students run it, destined for disaster from the outset. I ate so may stolen Kinder Eggs and bags of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

Have you ever been arrested?

[Tabou]

Yes. I went through a "phase" when I was about 14. Used to go to Topman and nick those black necklaces with the silver pendants, also remember going in to Our Price on Gallowtree Gate and sneaking a DJ Harvey Late Night Sessions tape up my sleeve from the bargain bucket. What a nob.

Oh yeah then there was the social room at Longslde where we'd bleed the snack bar dry. The teachers let the students run it, destined for disaster from the outset. I ate so may stolen Kinder Eggs and bags of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

Have you ever been arrested?

Once. Followed by a "De-arrest". Was on a night out in Luffbra, with the then-girlfriend (denial..) and there was an altercation outside of Vice-Versa, and teh bouncer punched my bird. So I hit him back, at the same time a police unit strolled round the corner. I was mortified that they refused to listen to my side of the story, and I was 100% sober! (Driving!).

Have you ever driven after too many drinks? (Thrac?)

[James.]

Once. Followed by a "De-arrest". Was on a night out in Luffbra, with the then-girlfriend (denial..) and there was an altercation outside of Vice-Versa, and teh bouncer punched my bird. So I hit him back, at the same time a police unit strolled round the corner. I was mortified that they refused to listen to my side of the story, and I was 100% sober! (Driving!).

Have you ever driven after too many drinks? (Thrac?)

Well I gave everyone plenty of time to respond but it seems it's just you and me Tabou.

Yes, once in Cyprus after quite a lot of beer and wine. However the Cypriots idea of drink driving is a little bit different to ours. If you can still see then you're probably going to be ok.

Come on people, here's a classy one for you:

Have you ever cracked one off while at school/work?

[Tabou]

Well I gave everyone plenty of time to respond but it seems it's just you and me Tabou.

Yes, once in Cyprus after quite a lot of beer and wine. However the Cypriots idea of drink driving is a little bit different to ours. If you can still see then you're probably going to be ok.

Come on people, here's a classy one for you:

Have you ever cracked one off while at school/work?

I feel like I know you too well James. With regarsds to your question...Groby College toilets...at least once a week. Ha.

So yeah, whatabout everyone else...

Have you ever cracked one off while at school/work?

[GLC]

Well I gave everyone plenty of time to respond but it seems it's just you and me Tabou.

Yes, once in Cyprus after quite a lot of beer and wine. However the Cypriots idea of drink driving is a little bit different to ours. If you can still see then you're probably going to be ok.

Come on people, here's a classy one for you:

Have you ever cracked one off while at school/work?

hahaha, yes once when i was being visited by my ex at work

Have you ever beed fingered up the bum during sex?

[welck12]

hahaha, yes once when i was being visited by my ex at work

Have you ever beed fingered up the bum during sex?

Cant say that i have, no.

Have you ever pissed/shat yourself?

And to james, i've been sat here trying to think of a decent question to ask before i responded to any of the others but gave up and went for that one instead!

[fox123]

Cant say that i have, no.

Have you ever pissed/shat yourself?

And to james, i've been sat here trying to think of a decent question to ask before i responded to any of the others but gave up and went for that one instead!

Yes - I was on an 18-30's in Tenerife. It was last night, I think I had, had my drink spiked, got back to the apartment and passed out, woke up I was covered head to toe in piss, I thought my mate had chucked a bucket of water over me. willy puller took picture evidence, it's very messy.

Have you ever had sex in a night club?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Yes - I was on an 18-30's in Tenerife. It was last night, I think I had, had my drink spiked, got back to the apartment and passed out, woke up I was covered head to toe in piss, I thought my mate had chucked a bucket of water over me. willy puller took picture evidence, it's very messy.

Have you ever had sex in a night club?

No but got a head job just outside one.

Have you ever streaked nude in public?

[Zingari]

No but got a head job just outside one.

Have you ever streaked nude in public?

yes , but where else but in public , or in the nude , would it be classed as streaking ?

have you ever boned a missus/ gf of your mate ?

[Messi]

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