freund Posted 18 October 2005 Posted 18 October 2005 Hello new member, my name is Freund. It used to be steffen freund, but I forgot how to spell steffen, so now it's just freund. I am 19 years of age and spend a good majority of my time either at uni or asleep. Because I am a student, I have a lot of free time. But I do not waste this time, oh no, I spend it on foxestalk where I have made a significant contribution to the site, especially the General Chat bit. YOU DO NOT QUESTION ME. I am also known on here for my caring attitude towards other members, plus I am always happy to hop on a plane and fly around the world in order to fock the odd foxestalk member, but I do charge for this service. Just make sure you READ THE RULES. Mr C. and other people will tell you that Mr. C runs this site, in reality, I created the whole thing, Mr. C is actually a bot. When you get to 20,202 posts, I will send you a pm telling you this and the other secrets of foxestalk. That is, if Mr. C lets me have back PM system. But since he's a bot it should be all good. Now as a new poster, there are different posting routes you can take: the football loving poster: spends time only in the football forum, writing very long, dull posts about something trivial, trying to think up as many cliches as he can in one post. disparaging and often patronising to someone who doesn't agree with them the plain poster: generally women and gays, spends equal time in all the forums, bit of a joker, and so no-one takes them seriously. creates lots of threads such as what they should name there fingers or polls about the best type of chocolate the musical poster: posts more than most in the music forum, repeatedly bangs on about the same worn out bands they were either in once or have the old cds from. makes you feel bad for not liking certain music, they know more bands than you the chav/under 12 poster: writes in text speak, you can't understand him, he can't understand what you're writing either, so don't even bother the mod: meh. if you want threads to be deleted these are your guys. see the 'freund trilogy' for more information the freund poster: there can only be one. everyone loves this guy, he is the funniest guy on the forum. YOU CAN'T BE ME If you ever see someone with a name like rtsf.758i5v5y3 it's just me duping about, so pay attention as normal. The general chat forum is haunted, so be careful at night times, otherwise YOU WILL DIE Right, let me wrap this up - I like long walks on the beach, cobbo will lock this thread in the next 4 minutes, Mr.C wants you to read the rules he just doesn't know it yet, Hitesh is the post whore, although Scowy used to be. Katassi is the foxestalk babe, but is sleeping with Cobbo, so don't try hitting on her, because Cobbo has long hair, and will never let you forget it. CatBurger is a weirdo, davieg and thracian are seedy old men, Lisa and kerryh are the same person. I don't want to go through everyone, but they are a decent bunch of guys, and you will enjoy your stay. Oh, by the way, I have blue eyes and am doing time for gutting 5 old ladies. WRITE ME! I LOVE YOU! edit: please excuses my typing, it is because I am: A) foreign B) dyslexic C) 12 edit 2: READ THE GOD DAMN RULES! edit 3: B7 loljimmywtfbbq
freund Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 this forum needs a welcome thread, this is the perfect one, trust. cheers
Gamesmaster Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 cobbo have you gone stark raving bonkers, delete this thread my good man, i say delete this weirdos natterings
Gamesmaster Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 ok freund, you wont be punished, what have you got on this website, secret photos or what?
Gamesmaster Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 as i thought, weeellll we`ll have to interegrate you if you dont tell....us what we want to know, ve have vays of vaking vou speak. you cannot hide my friend, we have you surrounded
Samu Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Although extremely weird and probably offensive to many people I actually thought that was quite an amusing post (some parts anyway).
Guest Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 I am not KerryH, and I'm sure she'd be gutted to think people thought we are one and the same.
Katy Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Hello new member, my name is Freund. It used to be steffen freund, but I forgot how to spell steffen, so now it's just freund. I am 19 years of age and spend a good majority of my time either at uni or asleep. Because I am a student, I have a lot of free time. But I do not waste this time, oh no, I spend it on foxestalk where I have made a significant contribution to the site, especially the General Chat bit. YOU DO NOT QUESTION ME. I am also known on here for my caring attitude towards other members, plus I am always happy to hop on a plane and fly around the world in order to fock the odd foxestalk member, but I do charge for this service. Just make sure you READ THE RULES. Mr C. and other people will tell you that Mr. C runs this site, in reality, I created the whole thing, Mr. C is actually a bot. When you get to 20,202 posts, I will send you a pm telling you this and the other secrets of foxestalk. That is, if Mr. C lets me have back PM system. But since he's a bot it should be all good. Now as a new poster, there are different posting routes you can take: the football loving poster: spends time only in the football forum, writing very long, dull posts about something trivial, trying to think up as many cliches as he can in one post. disparaging and often patronising to someone who doesn't agree with them the plain poster: generally women and gays, spends equal time in all the forums, bit of a joker, and so no-one takes them seriously. creates lots of threads such as what they should name there fingers or polls about the best type of chocolate the musical poster: posts more than most in the music forum, repeatedly bangs on about the same worn out bands they were either in once or have the old cds from. makes you feel bad for not liking certain music, they know more bands than you the chav/under 12 poster: writes in text speak, you can't understand him, he can't understand what you're writing either, so don't even bother the mod: meh. if you want threads to be deleted these are your guys. see the 'freund trilogy' for more information the freund poster: there can only be one. everyone loves this guy, he is the funniest guy on the forum. YOU CAN'T BE ME If you ever see someone with a name like rtsf.758i5v5y3 it's just me duping about, so pay attention as normal. The general chat forum is haunted, so be careful at night times, otherwise YOU WILL DIE Right, let me wrap this up - I like long walks on the beach, cobbo will lock this thread in the next 4 minutes, Mr.C wants you to read the rules he just doesn't know it yet, Hitesh is the post whore, although Scowy used to be. Katassi is the foxestalk babe, but is sleeping with Cobbo, so don't try hitting on her, because Cobbo has long hair, and will never let you forget it. CatBurger is a weirdo, davieg and thracian are seedy old men, Lisa and kerryh are the same person. I don't want to go through everyone, but they are a decent bunch of guys, and you will enjoy your stay. Oh, by the way, I have blue eyes and am doing time for gutting 5 old ladies. WRITE ME! I LOVE YOU! edit: please excuses my typing, it is because I am: A) foreign B) dyslexic C) 12 edit 2: READ THE GOD DAMN RULES! edit 3: B7 loljimmywtfbbq That, is actually the funniest thing you've ever posted Freund!
Hitesh Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 That, is actually the funniest thing you've ever posted Freund! Ill second that! Quality freund, although some offensive/wierd parts as usual, it was one of you best posts!
filbertway Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Good post, its not really offensive is it ? Although i doubt any new people will be bothered to read all that.
Wellman Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 That's hella funny! Espeically the bit about Katassi and Cobbo.
Hullfox Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Freund, that was brilliant. That's a lesson to some on how to keep the reader's attention throughout a long post.
davieG Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Well it sent this 'seedy old man' to sleep - what's happening? what day is it? sorry did you say something err bugger I've forgotton your name. Oh well it's 5.30pm time for my fish fingers and beans, now where's my teeth? They were down the back of the sette last time I lost them, Oh shit I've just gone a pissed meself.
filbertway Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Well it sent this 'seedy old man' to sleep - what's happening? what day is it? sorry did you say something err bugger I've forgotton your name. Oh well it's 5.30pm time for my fish fingers and beans, now where's my teeth? They were down the back of the sette last time I lost them, Oh shit I've just gone a pissed meself.
Hitesh Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Well it sent this 'seedy old man' to sleep - what's happening? what day is it? sorry did you say something err bugger I've forgotton your name. Oh well it's 5.30pm time for my fish fingers and beans, now where's my teeth? They were down the back of the sette last time I lost them, Oh shit I've just gone a pissed meself. Nice comeback Gramps!
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.