frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Just to get the moral from yesterdays Defeat! I was wandering what the stupidest thing you done ever!! Mind is pretty sick! It was the second year in England, and at primary school i didn't know how to speak proper English yet! Then 1 day I S*** myself and I somehow found a way of saying, "Can I go Toilet" When I got to the toilet there was no toilet roll! So I used my Hands to take the S*** out my pants!!! Then when I got out the toilet I didn't wash my hands and i wiped all over one of the Schools corridor! and it had S*** all over about 20 metres! Apparently i got a bulloking off my headteacher, but i didn't understand! At the time i didn't think it was that bad!! But know i think about it I'm a Dirty Frenchman!! P.S True story!! So now give me some of your stories!!
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 This has simply GOT to be a wind up! It's not, trust me. I go to school with him and he's told me this before.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 This has simply GOT to be a wind up! This is no lie swear!!
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 What a load of shit. Ask Lib I told him before!!
Daniel Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Ask Lib I told him before!! It was a pun you clown.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 It was a pun you clown. Sorry I didn't understand!
Guest Gist Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Frenchy there are things you keep to yourself and this is defo one of them!
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 It was a pun you clown. He's french mate, he's not gonna get everything. I'm not insulting you Benoit, just explaining!
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 He's french mate, he's not gonna get everything. I'm not insulting you Benoit, just explaining! Its cool man!
The People's Hero Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Seriously though, it amused me... thanks for errr.. sharing.
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Seriously though, it amused me... thanks for errr.. sharing. I bet the teacher didn't say that.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 I bet the teacher didn't say that. I think they hated me till I left!
cisono Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Frenchy, I know that we, on the continent, get told that the Brits enjoy their toilet humour... However, it doesn't look as if it actually extends this far
Parsons Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 lol okay then my story is pretty funny. In year 8 at my high school (Garendon High School) i was in a P.E lesson, i think it was a basketball lesson. I wasnt paying much attention to what he was saying because i was looking at a girl i liked . so anyway, the teacher noticed i wasnt paying much attention so he asked me a question (something to do with the rules of the game). I didnt hear what the question was so at first i didnt say anything. then the teacher said "go on, shout it out" "shout it out really loud". So i did, i shouted really loud no words or anything, just a shout. after everyone turned around to look at me and started pointing and laughing, even the teacher. i was so embaressed! Oh yeh and the girls i liked was laughing as wel so i felt really bad but oh wel i survied
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