Nationwider Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 FAO Frenchy's mates: Think very carefully if/when you get married about asking him to be your best-man. If that's his average anecdote......
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 FAO Frenchy's mates: Think very carefully if/when you get married about asking him to be your best-man. If that's his average anecdote...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Durnerz Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Just to get the moral from yesterdays Defeat! I was wandering what the stupidest thing you done ever!! Mind is pretty sick! It was the second year in England, and at primary school i didn't know how to speak proper English yet! Then 1 day I S*** myself and I somehow found a way of saying, "Can I go Toilet" When I got to the toilet there was no toilet roll! So I used my Hands to take the S*** out my pants!!! Then when I got out the toilet I didn't wash my hands and i wiped all over one of the Schools corridor! and it had S*** all over about 20 metres! Apparently i got a bulloking off my headteacher, but i didn't understand! At the time i didn't think it was that bad!! But know i think about it I'm a Dirty Frenchman!! P.S True story!! So now give me some of your stories!! If I ever meet you please excuse me if I don't shake your hand.
The People's Hero Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Also, don't invite him to your wedding anyway, you'll lose your deposit on the hall cos the walls will be covered in shit.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 If I ever meet you please excuse me if I don't shake your hand. No problem!!
The People's Hero Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Anyone else got a good story to tell?
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 Anyone else got a good story to tell? I got another if you like!!
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Anyone else got a good story to tell? As we were walking back to school from t'chippy. I had my chip cob in my right hand whilst we were reaching the crossing point, when all of a sudden a big sloppy dollop of bird sh*t lands on my wrist. I was so hungry, I couldn't throw away the chip cob, so I ripped in in half just to make sure. We took the oppurtunity to go home to get changed, also to miss a slight part of the last lesson.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 As we were walking back to school from t'chippy. I had my chip cob in my right hand whilst we were reaching the crossing point, when all of a sudden a big sloppy dollop of bird sh*t lands on my wrist. I was so hungry, I couldn't throw away the chip cob, so I ripped in in half just to make sure. We took the oppurtunity to go home to get changed, also to miss a slight part of the last lesson.
Guest Gist Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 I got another if you like!! are you wanna share this one?
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 are you wanna share this one? I dunno now??
Guest Gist Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 are you wanna share this one? Are you sure you wanna share this one?
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 Are you sure you wanna share this one? You can edit your posts mate, you didn't have to reply again.
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 Share with us frenchy Well this may not be as funny! But my sister told me... When we were in France we went to the shops to do some shopping me and her. Then i got bored! ( I was about 3) So i jumped out the pram and pulled my trousers and pants off, Then ran all around the shop naked!! I was laughing apparently and saying " "look look" In French Then my sister caught me after 5 minutes running around the store! My sister proper smacked me and put me in the pram and ran off! She ran away because it was our local shop and everyone knew us! It may not be as funny but i laughed and was embaressed when she told me when we where older! P.S Another true story!
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 You'd be great value on a night out! Hahaha cheers
Libertine Posted 19 October 2005 Posted 19 October 2005 You'd be great value on a night out! So true! You wouldn't even have to get him drunk!
frenchy_lcfc Posted 19 October 2005 Author Posted 19 October 2005 I've got loads more of stories but i got to go!!
Lukeh Posted 20 October 2005 Posted 20 October 2005 Just to get the moral from yesterdays Defeat! I was wandering what the stupidest thing you done ever!! Mind is pretty sick! It was the second year in England, and at primary school i didn't know how to speak proper English yet! Then 1 day I S*** myself and I somehow found a way of saying, "Can I go Toilet" When I got to the toilet there was no toilet roll! So I used my Hands to take the S*** out my pants!!! Then when I got out the toilet I didn't wash my hands and i wiped all over one of the Schools corridor! and it had S*** all over about 20 metres! Apparently i got a bulloking off my headteacher, but i didn't understand! At the time i didn't think it was that bad!! But know i think about it I'm a Dirty Frenchman!! P.S True story!! So now give me some of your stories!! :eek:
CasinoGee Posted 20 October 2005 Posted 20 October 2005 Well this may not be as funny! But my sister told me... When we were in France we went to the shops to do some shopping me and her. Then i got bored! ( I was about 3) So i jumped out the pram and pulled my trousers and pants off, Then ran all around the shop naked!! I was laughing apparently and saying " "look look" In French Then my sister caught me after 5 minutes running around the store! My sister proper smacked me and put me in the pram and ran off! She ran away because it was our local shop and everyone knew us! It may not be as funny but i laughed and was embaressed when she told me when we where older! P.S Another true story! What a load of bollocks.
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