Guest Gist Posted 20 October 2005 Posted 20 October 2005 As we were walking back to school from t'chippy. I had my chip cob in my right hand whilst we were reaching the crossing point, when all of a sudden a big sloppy dollop of bird sh*t lands on my wrist. I was so hungry, I couldn't throw away the chip cob, so I ripped in in half just to make sure. We took the oppurtunity to go home to get changed, also to miss a slight part of the last lesson. yeh i remember because it was me who had to walk back with you!
Ric Flair Posted 17 February 2006 Posted 17 February 2006 Just to get the moral from yesterdays Defeat! I was wandering what the stupidest thing you done ever!! Mind is pretty sick! It was the second year in England, and at primary school i didn't know how to speak proper English yet! Then 1 day I S*** myself and I somehow found a way of saying, "Can I go Toilet" When I got to the toilet there was no toilet roll! So I used my Hands to take the S*** out my pants!!! Then when I got out the toilet I didn't wash my hands and i wiped all over one of the Schools corridor! and it had S*** all over about 20 metres! Apparently i got a bulloking off my headteacher, but i didn't understand! At the time i didn't think it was that bad!! But know i think about it I'm a Dirty Frenchman!! P.S True story!! So now give me some of your stories!! What a rare treat this was!!!
Ric Flair Posted 17 February 2006 Posted 17 February 2006 La Classique. I think his work should have gained him a Turner Prize!
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