Ultra Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 From the Metro Website: I bet London didn't have to, ahem, beat off too much competition for THIS event! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 From the Metro Website: I bet London didn't have to, ahem, beat off too much competition for THIS event! Im there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbeth Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 april the 1st must be very late this year is it an "all comers" event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Im there! I'm coming too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 I'm coming too!!! I'm invigilating........only he ladies though!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Bunch of wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbeth Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Bunch of wankers. sorry to be pedantic but the collective term for a group is a "mass-turbation of winkers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Bunch of wankers. Yes!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 SOMEONE'S CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 I'm invigilating........only he ladies though!!! he ladies - You mean like Lady Boys Good of you to volunteer - Not many were brave enough to handle that class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 he ladies - You mean like Lady Boys Good of you to volunteer - Not many were brave enough to handle that class Thank mate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 I'm invigilating........only he ladies though!!! If transexuals turn you on... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 If transexuals turn you on... ! You know me thracian, i've never been fussy, 'any holes a goal' and all that........ !!!!! I'm sure I saw your application to be a invigilator for 'he ladies ONLY' aswell?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted 19 July 2006 Author Share Posted 19 July 2006 Glad to see this disccussion hasn't threatened to get out of hand.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collymore Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Won't there be spunk everywhere? I'd hate to be the street cleaner on the shift after that event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 You know me thracian, i've never been fussy, 'any holes a goal' and all that........ !!!!! I'm sure I saw your application to be a invigilator for 'he ladies ONLY' aswell?????? If it's a cheering antidote to politics and religion count me in (mataphorically). : I love that phrase "any hole's a goal". If my teenaged son ever hears it they'll be no stopping him wanting to be centre-forward!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 If it's a cheering antidote to politics and religion count me in (mataphorically). : I love that phrase "any hole's a goal". If my teenaged son ever hears it they'll be no stopping him wanting to be centre-forward!. I'm sure we could find a minute or so discussing politics or religion while invigilating the masturbation of 'he ladies', your application has been approved..........................what a terrible thought (the bit about the 'he-ladies)!!! Let's hope your son takes that the right why and doesn't start scoring own goals!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 I'm sure we could find a minute or so discussing politics or religion while invigilating the masturbation of 'he ladies', your application has been approved..........................what a terrible thought (the bit about the 'he-ladies)!!! Let's hope your son takes that the right why and doesn't start scoring own goals!!!! It would offer the chance to bringing certain aspects of politics and religion to a verbal climax so to speak!. As for my lad, from the "fun" he's unexpansively mentioned having with his fiance in New Mexico right now, I'm not overly worried on that score. Envious is perhaps another matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Sponsored by Kleenex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 It would offer the chance to bringing certain aspects of politics and religion to a verbal climax so to speak!. As for my lad, from the "fun" he's unexpansively mentioned having with his fiance in New Mexico right now, I'm not overly worried on that score. Envious is perhaps another matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultra Posted 19 July 2006 Author Share Posted 19 July 2006 As the Sun, which comes into its own (so to speak) on stories like this, has noticed, Channel 4 has a ready-made pool of presenters to choose from. Indeed when you look at the contenders (Richard Madeley and Russell Brand among others), one wonders who could outdo them in the actual competition! But I can't see the event coming off. It will leave a terrible stain on London's reputation, and probabbly a lot else besides.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathside Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Won't there be spunk everywhere? I'd hate to be the street cleaner on the shift after that event It's the invigilators job to deal with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 It's the invigilators job to deal with that It'd be cheaper to hire Jodie Marsh to lick it off the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gist Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 It'd be cheaper to hire Jodie Marsh to lick it off the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thracian Posted 19 July 2006 Share Posted 19 July 2006 Perhaps the City fans should enter a team and get special "Cum All Ye Faithful" teeshirts made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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